Selling the Kiwi Farms?

[StMaryPiper]

Places like ED and 4chan have traded ownership so Kiwi Farms can be sold as well. If Kiwi Farms can be sold who would it be sold too and why?

 

[Soup Sammiches]

I'll start the bidding. One 30 second hug and all the lint in my right pocket OBO.

 

[Uncle Sid]

I would pay $US 69 for a .0425% controlling interest.

 

[Mr.Miyagi]

Null will only sell it for a pile of silver coins so large that he could swim around in it like Scrooge McDuck. Who could afford such a price?

 

[Action Orange]

I will now throw my offer into the ring:

A playstation 1 and three games

 

[Uncle Sid]

Null will only sell it for a pile of silver coins so large that he could swim around in it like Scrooge McDuck. Who could afford such a price?

That actually sounds like a perfectly fair demand in a valuation meeting.

Of course, that's the spot price for a solid chunk large enough to fill the full volume of a lap pool right now.
Less or more money would be needed to actually get that size pool filled with coins, depending on coin size and/or numismatic premiums. Given how much industry uses it, buying that much raw silver on the open market as paper and demanding it as deliverable to mint your own pool could drive the cost up.​

 

[Hololive]

I'll buy it for tree fiddy.

 

[Moths]

Can null sell the kiwifarms and instead acquire the blockland forums

Its gonna be big I feel it

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Kiwi Farms would be more of a liability than an asset

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Can I trade my meat flaps for it?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Well, both your examples probably explain why it would be sold. The people who sold ED and 4chan both just didn't want it anymore for various reasons, in particular they didn't seem to like the community anymore. Since Null has pretty much said the same thing that would be reasonable to expect as the explanation.

Really, I don't know who would want to buy the Kiwi Farms and why. Seems more reasonable to create the same exact thing without the baggage of the name and call it something like Progressive Justice Achievers For The People's Democratic Freedom instead and hope Null puts up the torrent of the archives to steal from.

 

[Schwarzwald]

The issue with selling the Kiwi Farms is that, in its current state, has next to no revenue-generating capability as compared to traditional websites. Null would be a millionaire if he were allowed to monetize the site through normal means, but instead he finds himself in Eastern Europe surviving on a couple grand a month. Advertisements are almost completely out of the question (VPN service maybe?), and the site has been hatchet-jobbed in the media and social media to the point where it's frequently lumped in with SF. Anybody with any other assets or aspirations would only harm themselves having this website on their portfolio, it would be toxic to own and a net negative. Users here would also distrust whoever took the reins, and likely would leave anyway. KF is as much Null as Null is KF, they're utterly inseparable.

Hypothetically, the most likely buyer would actually be some independently wealthy tranny or tranny-funded collective looking to close or, more likely, neuter the farms or harvest user information. The issue then is with Null starting another site (perhaps increase the payout to prevent that?) or somebody else taking its place and creating Dodo Orchards, so that's why I say neutering it is more likely. Even then, would his staunchest enemies be willing to give Null a huge payout if he agreed to fuck off? Would he ever do so for less than an astronomical amount, as he stubbornly values the Internet freedom aspect to such a degree as a matter of principle?

With all of that said, a sale is really a pipe dream. Other sites that have been sold, as questionable as the content is, are much more compliant with the directives of clownworld for various reasons and thus monetizable. I could see Null giving it to someone he trusts immensely when the time comes or closing up shop, but I don't think a sale is in the cards.

 

[DreadPirateRetard]

if it were to sell i think @kuz would be the type to buy it

 

[ffo kcuF]

50 Shekels!

 

[AGuntyPaajet]

41 silver and 3 bronze coins is the prize for the forum

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I will buy it for $1488.

 

[No. 7 cat]

Null will only sell it for a pile of silver coins so large that he could swim around in it like Scrooge McDuck. Who could afford such a price?

Scrooge McDuck swam in gold. No povver silver for him. Given his onetime or current Serbian residence, which has thr remains of late Imperial headquarters Sirminium, Null would need no less than a 1000 talents, which would be the sums they dealt in, at least in terms of gifts to Attila the Hun or pay to soldiers, also Ptolemy Auletes bribed Caesar for his support to become Pharaoh / basileus with that sum. It roughly works out as a billion dollars.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Advertisements are almost completely out of the question (VPN service maybe?)

What's the best-regarded VPN around here, Mullvad? They're in Sweden, so...

 

[Just A Butt]

remember when @Dee Price thought he was going to take over the forum?

that was pretty funny

 

[Suburban Bastard]

That actually sounds like a perfectly fair demand in a valuation meeting.
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Of course, that's the spot price for a solid chunk large enough to fill the full volume of a lap pool right now.
Less or more money would be needed to actually get that size pool filled with coins, depending on coin size and/or numismatic premiums. Given how much industry uses it, buying that much raw silver on the open market as paper and demanding it as deliverable to mint your own pool could drive the cost up.​

Why are you center spacing?

Anyway, null wouldn’t sell this unless he got a fair amount of money for his only life achievement, and anyone smart enough to be successful enough to make such money is smart enough to know how autistic this place really is.

So probably won’t ever happen