Porpentine Charity Heartscape / Dylan Drouin - Troon With a Ridiculous Name and Ridicluous Fetishes, Author of "Hot Allostatic Load" and "Psycho Nymph Exile"

AnOminous · 1 de Mayo, 2016

wet_butt dijo:
What is it with the autogynephiles and an inability to pick even remotely normal-sounding names? Or even names that sound like... names? Porpentine legitimately sounds like a porte manteau of porcine and turpentine.

They have to act like total freakshows to attract as much "harassment" as possible to be a "victim" of.

An Sionnach Seang · 1 de Mayo, 2016

Wilhelm dijo:
What the fuck do they mean by hitachi? Like, a hard drive?

also the worst tranny tits still go to that one tranny who has cone tits

it's a kind of vibrator

Megapiss · 1 de Mayo, 2016

Wilhelm dijo:
What the fuck do they mean by hitachi? Like, a hard drive?

also the worst tranny tits still go to that one tranny who has cone tits

It's a giant industrial strength vibrator

MMX · 1 de Mayo, 2016

Wilhelm dijo:
also the worst tranny tits still go to that one tranny who has cone tits

Credit were its due Nekoarcs may be conelike but they are symmetrical.
Porcupines lefty has clear coning and righty is cleary way bigger....
Or so ive heard

Colress · 1 de Mayo, 2016

An Sionnach Seang dijo:
it's a kind of vibrator

Megapiss dijo:
It's a giant industrial strength vibrator

That makes a lot more sense. Still, I would have laughed harder if it was a hard drive instead.

kookerpie · 1 de Mayo, 2016

MysteriousStranger dijo:
I'm sure this has come up on this forum before, but why is there such a relatively high proportion of transsexuals in the game industry? Is it :autism:? Is it a refusal to grow up? Is it lack of social skills?

And why are they so crap at it? Because making games is actually a real lot harder than it looks, I'm guessing.

And why are so many autistic? And why are so many mtf trannies?

QKRT · 1 de Mayo, 2016

kookerpie dijo:
And why are so many autistic? And why are so many mtf trannies?

They're saints. Checking their penis privilege at the door to show the world what gamergurlz~ can do.

Angelic Nips · 1 de Mayo, 2016

MysteriousStranger dijo:
I'm sure this has come up on this forum before, but why is there such a relatively high proportion of transsexuals in the game industry? Is it :autism:? Is it a refusal to grow up? Is it lack of social skills?

And why are they so crap at it? Because making games is actually a real lot harder than it looks, I'm guessing.

You notice there are pretty much zero transmen in the industry - it's only a huge amount of transwomen. That's because transwomen grow up as boys, who in the past were the ones given consoles and games, while transmen grew up as girls, who got dollies and easybakes. So despite the industry being mostly male, there aren't any transmen and it seems nearly every woman in it turns out to be trans.

They're crap at it because they put storytelling first and gameplay second. They want to tell some emotional self-aggrandizing story about gender and mental illness and forget that their first duty as a game designer is to make the game fun to play.

kookerpie dijo:
And why are so many autistic? And why are so many mtf trannies?

Autism occurs more in males. MtF were born male.

There's probably a few reasons why there are so many more MtF than FtM. It's easier for a female to pass as an effeminate man than it is for a male to pass as a masculine woman, especially since masculine features in a woman are mocked but effeminate features in a man are considered sexually desirable. So FtM don't need to make a big production out of it or get surgery just to pass.

You also have to ask yourself, why are there only male crossdressers? Why are there drag queens but no drag kings? It seems like for a lot of MtF trannies, there is something fetishistic and sexual about their gender identity – they get off on feminization and acting like a sexualised and stereotyped version of what they think a woman is. According to the American Psychiatric Association, abnormal sexual desires (paraphilia) are far more common in men than women, hence why it affects more male-born people than female-born.

MMX dijo:
Just one question
Why smeer tinned spaghetti and meatballs on your boobs ?

You bait your hooks for what you're trying to catch

And he's apparently trying to catch broke-ass trailer trash.

WalterSDempsey · 1 de Mayo, 2016

Wilhelm dijo:
What the fuck do they mean by hitachi? Like, a hard drive?

also the worst tranny tits still go to that one tranny who has cone tits

Hitachi wand.

WW 635 · 1 de Mayo, 2016

Megapiss dijo:
It's a giant industrial strength vibrator

No no, it's clearly a back massager.

VJ 120 · 1 de Mayo, 2016

The weird thing about this particular cow is that, aside from the fucking bizarre fetish and occasional creepy memes she posts, there's really nothing separating her from Tumblr's crazy stream-of-consciousness blogging stuff. I believe that she's genuinely fucked in the head but the way Tumblr and Twitter wacky antics go, she probably thinks it's completely okay to be "lol random~" and artsy and a bit of a misandrist.

Basically she's probably getting asspats for being such a fucking creep since everyone's first reaction on Tumblr is to follow the crazy ironic person in the rare case that they post something insightful or funny. There are a whole bunch more like her on Tumblr too that are just genuinely nutso and aren't getting real help for it. Just encouragement to behave even more erratically.

Anustart · 1 de Mayo, 2016

Angelic Nips dijo:
You also have to ask yourself, why are there only male crossdressers? Why are there drag queens but no drag kings?

Oh, there are both. It's a fuzzier line, though, because there are certainly things that we think of as female-only attire that men don't wear, but the reverse isn't necessarily true; women can wear basically anything without immediately looking like they're crossdressing. Drag kings are still a thing, though, but less of one, I'd assume, since most of the draw of drag seems to be the taboo of it, and it's just not as taboo for a woman to dress like a man.

Anyway, those meme pictures are the fucking best. If they weren't her actual fetishes they'd be some expertly-crafted absurdist comedy. How the fuck do you even acquire a fetish for turning men into milk?

wheat pasta · 2 de Mayo, 2016

Aside from the creepy nudes and stuff, this person strikes me as being legitimately insane OR convincingly pretending to be so.

kookerpie · 2 de Mayo, 2016

Anustart dijo:
Oh, there are both. It's a fuzzier line, though, because there are certainly things that we think of as female-only attire that men don't wear, but the reverse isn't necessarily true; women can wear basically anything without immediately looking like they're crossdressing. Drag kings are still a thing, though, but less of one, I'd assume, since most of the draw of drag seems to be the taboo of it, and it's just not as taboo for a woman to dress like a man.

Anyway, those meme pictures are the fucking best. If they weren't her actual fetishes they'd be some expertly-crafted absurdist comedy. How the fuck do you even acquire a fetish for turning men into milk?

I've seen similar fetishes where women are turned into cars and various gendered furries are turned into actual diapers.

Feline Darkmage · 2 de Mayo, 2016

What the fuck even is her name?

ObeseScreamingBlackMan · 2 de Mayo, 2016

Porpentine?

Nigga get real.

NobleGreyHorse · 3 de Mayo, 2016

I honestly think they got "Porpentine" from a Neil Gaiman Sandman comic in which havoc ensues when a girl's childhood fantasy world spills over into ours, and a tra.ns woman is martyred saving others. Oddly, that story isn't a fan favorite precisely because Gaiman handled that character pretty clumsily. The "Porpentine" is some sort of magic gem, IIRC.

kookerpie · 21 de Jul, 2016

Where can I find those fetish caption pics in jpeg form?

RK 672 · 26 de Jun, 2017

Feline Darkmage dijo:
What the fuck even is her name?

Feline Darkmage · 26 de Jun, 2017

Ride dijo:
Dylan Drouin

Added to the title.

Porpentine Charity Heartscape / Dylan Drouin - Troon With a Ridiculous Name and Ridicluous Fetishes, Author of "Hot Allostatic Load" and "Psycho Nymph Exile"

AnOminous

ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

An Sionnach Seang

ha ha ha ha ha... STAT!!!

Megapiss

MMX

True defective

Colress

Internet Explorer Summer

kookerpie

QKRT

#Skelekin

Angelic Nips

WalterSDempsey

Dickgirl Supremacist

WW 635

Guest

VJ 120

Guest

Anustart

wheat pasta

You're not real! Fuck you!

kookerpie

Feline Darkmage

Gamer Gril Queen

ObeseScreamingBlackMan

The Autism Dream

NobleGreyHorse

This thing here is called a custom title.

kookerpie

RK 672

Guest

Feline Darkmage

Gamer Gril Queen