[Poll] Ethan Ralph's marriage to May - How owned will Null be?

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Stains on his wedding "tuxedo", nice.

rip no filters on the wedding cam.

 

[Sprocket]

LOL.
LMAO.
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If Ethan Ralph can get laid, then I'm nailing everybody.

EDIT: cleaned up foul language

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

That first photo might fool you into thinking he's got a long beard, but actually it's just his huge fat double chin covered by a 1/2 inch beard.

I'm really looking forward to Ralph developing a hideous double face gunt.

 

[Archie Bunker]

IT'S NOT TRUEEEEE The Ralphamale paid FULL PRICE for this 5 star dress
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How in the fuck did you find this?
If you can't provide a satisfactory answer, I will have to call you a fag.

 

[sweetie_squad_4_lyfe]

that first pic makes it look like she's marrying the elvis impersonator.

 

[TyrasGuard]

that first pic makes it look like she's marrying the elvis impersonator.

I also can't tell if that Elvis impersonator is tall as fuck or if they are both very tiny, i know Ralph is short but that Elvis guy towers both of them and he is also leaning.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

LOL.
LMAO.
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IMMEDIATELY AFTER…

 

[Waifu Days]

Let's be honest, this union could kill the dead. Yes, it can resurrect the died to only kill them off again shortly after.

RIP Lisa Marie Presley

 

[BlackDragoons]

No comment.
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I'd also add that shes also crouching down a bit. Ralph is midget tier.

 

[Niggernerd]

that first pic makes it look like she's marrying the elvis impersonator.

She kinda did. Except instead of a fake elvis. She married a fake trad

 

[Ghost of Guntmas Past]

How in the fuck did you find this?
If you can't provide a satisfactory answer, I will have to call you a fag.

I just saw it on Twitter I forget where

Please be nice, I'm a ghost

 

[Punished Puck]

LOL.
LMAO.
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Love how pantsus hunching over in the pics so she doesn't look taller than him lol

 

[Ratso Bronum]

So he's been in Vegas the last few days for this 5* wedding where he used Pantsu's dad's credit card to pay for it. Now he is flying to NJ or PA for his Guntamania nonsense. Then will be flying back to Mexico? So Mexico>Vegas>NJ/PA>Mexico. All this flying can't be cheap.

Flying can be cheaper than you expect with shit tier airlines. Here's Frontier selling Vegas>Philly for $48

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I have to say...now that more photos have been released...I'm kind of shocked by how bad Ralph looks. For the past year, we've only really seen him on his low res webcam wearing a hat and sunglasses. Now we have 4K footage of his face....and it's more horrifying than I remember. He looks like absolute shit. Imagine being under 60 years old and looking like this. Remember kids, eat your veggies and don't do drugs.
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That alcohol bloat is hitting something fierce. Ralph isn't even at his fattest but his head is bloated. Ralph buddy, put down the bottle for fuck sak-

Oh who am I kidding? Live it up man!

 

[Telemeter]

Flying can be cheaper than you expect with shit tier airlines. Here's Frontier selling Vegas>Philly for $48
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Frontier is cheap until you want to take anything bigger than a man purse with you, then it gets as expensive as a major airline just to take a carry on with you.

They are dragging Rozy around, plus May is a woman, and Ralph travels like one, their truck was packed with shit on the road rage trip, they are not light travelers.

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

Fuck. There goes one of my predictions for the year. I HAVE BEEN GUNTED.

Always bet on gunt

 

[Telemeter]

Pertinent observation from Josh.

He predicted that May would start the year unmarried, and would end the year unmarried.

He also predicted that Ralph would die in 2023.

So May did start the year unmarried, and if they divorce or Ralph dies before the year's out and May becomes a widow, Josh wins.

Sorry Ralph, you haven't won yet, just hang in there for 11 and a half more months and you can own Josh!

 

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That wedding gives me True Romance vibes. All that's missing is the shootout at the end.

 

[Archie Bunker]

I just saw it on Twitter I forget where

Please be nice, I'm a ghost

With all due respect, you’re a fag. I’m sorry, I don’t make the rules.

 

[Professional Sperg catche]

he finally made that horse a honest woman