[Poll] Ethan Ralph's marriage to May - How owned will Null be?

[disavow]

normal appearing, fairly attractive woman

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

She may be a horse, but that's still far better than the kind of hog you'd expect Ralph to marry.

 

[disavow]

She may be a horse, but that's still far better than the kind of hog you'd expect Ralph to marry.

No. Meigh's only winning quality in the looks department is not being fat and I'll grant her snapping back quickly after her pregnancy. She is freakishly ugly and not shaped like a woman at all, plus she is a self-admitted pedophile. Ralph would have done much better with a fat chick. I mean someone like Corrine (even though she probably got gunted) has got some extra pounds now but is clearly out of his league but still even a legit fat chick probably has female curves, female facial features, and no sexual interest in little children.

 

[Telemeter]

I have to say...now that more photos have been released...I'm kind of shocked by how bad Ralph looks. For the past year, we've only really seen him on his low res webcam wearing a hat and sunglasses. Now we have 4K footage of his face....and it's more horrifying than I remember. He looks like absolute shit. Imagine being under 60 years old and looking like this. Remember kids, eat your veggies and don't do drugs.
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That first photo might fool you into thinking he's got a long beard, but actually it's just his huge fat double chin covered by a 1/2 inch beard.

 

[Horrorlyn County]

Can that fat sack of shit do anything that isn't white trash? Or is being a low life degenerate so ingrained he can't?

He's incapable of doing anything but being white trash.

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

It was really nice of Ralph to have the wedding before friday, so I don't have to wait a week to hear Josh make fun of him.

 

[GET!]

Conguntulations to the happy couple!
Total Ralphamale W!
Joshua Connor Moon and the Fanfiction Farms stunned, felted, coping, sneeding!

Alogbros... why do we keep losing?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

If Ethan’s marriage lasts longer that Kim Kardashian’s 72 day marriage to a basketball player, then I wonder if marrying a horse is the equivalent to failing upwards in life?

 

[AltisticRight]

fairly attractive woman

 

[Chaos Theorist]

She looks like a tranny

 

[Homunculi First]

Ralph did this because he was afraid A-man,duh was going to run away before the would-be ceremony this weekend and nothing will convince me otherwise.

 

[plgfarts]

Fuck. There goes one of my predictions for the year. I HAVE BEEN GUNTED.

 

[Fornicario]

Fuck, the Gunt got me. Although I'm sure that dress is offered as a rental.

 

[Sneedmiser]

Goddammit, that's like half of my Ralph predictions ruined. He can still get elbow-dropped this weekend, I guess.

 

[HatredOfScissors]

OK I don't follow the Ethan Ralph too closely so someone has to explain to me why that normal appearing, fairly attractive woman is marrying him. Did her father kill himself yet?

She's digibros used goods and an open lolicon enthusiast pedophile. Why she left him I can't say, I guess for even for an anime pedo another anime pedo is intolerable

"fairly attractive" is a stretch, but she does look "normal appearing" in certain angles and lighting. Its only under certain conditions that her true eldritch form manifests itself

 

[LobsterBoy669]

First of all, if you don't know, thats digibros ex fiance. Shes an open lolicon enthusiant. So Ralph just married the pedophile used goods of an anime creep

"fairly attractive" is a stretch, but she does look "normal appearing" in certain angles and lighting. Its only under certain conditions that her true eldritch form manifests itself

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You know, I'd say I can't imagine waking up next to that face, but I definitely can because she looks like a fucking sleep paralysis demon.

Some women get called a "goblin" as a joke (el goblino, etcetera) but she legit looks like a goblin. Or a ghoul perhaps? It's really up to the viewer which is more appropriate.

Basically what I'm saying is good job Ralph. You finally found the woman you deserve: a horse-toothed goblin/ghoul pedophile. Five star days bitch!

 

[CaptainRockall]

LOL.
LMAO.
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EDIT More pics from Ralph:
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That's my appetite gone for the decade...

 

[Purple Pepsi: Zero]

Ralph's white trash energy never ceases to amaze. What's more embarrassing, doing this Elvis style wedding with Meigh or the original plan to marry her during the Gunterball Extravaganza?

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

I don't think she looks that bad. She's slightly above average. I'll give her a low 6 or high 5 out of 10 based solely on looks. Which is way out of Ralph's league. When you factor personality into it, she right where she belongs. She's a disgusting human and her and Ralph deserve each other. I do feel bad for the kid with two degenerate sex pest duds for parents.

 

[Fancy_Robot]

She's digibros used goods and an open lolicon enthusiast pedophile. Why she left him I can't say, I guess for even for an anime pedo another anime pedo is intolerable

"fairly attractive" is a stretch, but she does look "normal appearing" in certain angles and lighting. Its only under certain conditions that her true eldritch form manifests itself

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Oh nevermind she looks like she has the incorrect amount of chromosomes in these photos. She's still probably too attractive for Ralph but that's not saying much