The amalgamation of Tommy Tooter

[Unabomber Eleven]

Alrighty

The Creature from the Blue Lagoon….


Plus the Goddess Bunny….


Plus a gastrointestinal bezoar….





Equals:

 

[Unabomber Eleven]

So….

Jocelyn Wildenstein aka the Lion Lady of New York…


Plus a rotten turnip….


Plus Sam, the Chinese Crested dog (yes this was an actual dog lol look him up)….




Equals:

 

[Unabomber Eleven]

Today’s offering:


Eugenia Cooney’s narcissistic, enabling, frumpy mother….


Plus a grease trap that’s waaaaay overdue for cleaning…..


Plus some roadkill so fucked up that I can’t even tell what it is….




Equals:

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Recipe for a Tommy Tooter:
1 part deformed cartoon rapist

1 part Trash Humper

1 part Gay Man in a Wig


Bake for 60 years and voila!

 

[Unabomber Eleven]

Okie dokie

The deaf/mute Brazilian trans “woman” who sang “I will always love you” on some singing competition show….

Plus a leper…..


Plus an Indian Purple Frog….




Equals:

 

[Unabomber Eleven]

Okie dokie

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Plus a leper…..
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Plus an Indian Purple Frog….
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Equals:
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[Unabomber Eleven]

Happy New Year’s Kiwis!!!

How about…

Whatever this thing is….


Plus Cyraxx’s filthy, misshapen nightmare of a mouth……



Plus rotten ham…..




Equals:


Edit: I just noticed that my post from yesterday posted 1.5 times…. I’ve been having weed rd internet issues the last few days, sorry about that

 

[Unabomber Eleven]

I wonder if Tommy likes this thread?….

Golly gee I sure hope so!

A krokodil addict….. (krokodil is a flesh eating opioid iirc, found mainly in Europe…for now…)


Plus Japanese natto……(I know people say these are a delicacy or whatever, but I am very sensitive to smells and this shit is the worst…and I used to work around animal cadavers….)


Plus Kevin Gibes….




Equals:

 

[FinnSven]

I wonder if Tommy likes this thread?….

Golly gee I sure hope so!

A krokodil addict….. (krokodil is a flesh eating opioid iirc, found mainly in Europe…for now…)
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Plus Japanese natto……(I know people say these are a delicacy or whatever, but I am very sensitive to smells and this shit is the worst…and I used to work around animal cadavers….)
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Plus Kevin Gibes….
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Equals:
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I suspect Tommie is the first US user of Krokodil.

Kevvie might resort to it as well once Penny kicks him to the curb when they are reduced to train hopping, hitching and hoboing.

At least Kevvie’s post krokodil corpse will be so fucked up the coroner will have difficulty determining whether or not it is male or female.
He will be happy in death then.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

+

+

Equals

 

[Unabomber Eleven]

I wish I had a fun Thursday pun for the occasion, but alas I do not….

Derek Savage in a full blown self-important rage…..



Plus a sea cucumber…..


Plus this horrifying meatloaf thing courtesy of the UFC and Sean Strickland….





Equals:

 

[Unabomber Eleven]

Sorry y’all, I have been sick af

Today, we have a theme!

A hagfish….



Plus a generous helping of haggis….


Plus a caricature of a hag….




Equals:

 

[Lake]

Getting to live in a place where leprosy isn't a thing fucking rules. Anyhow:

Station!

...plus the witch from Snow White...

...probably equals someone more attractive than Thomas

 

[Waifu Days]

Beloved Canadian Actor Dave Thomas

Plus Meg Mucklebones from Legend ( 1985 )

Slapped on the ass by an out-of-date tie dye demigod


EQUALS

 

[Ghostie with the Mostie]

The child catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (very fitting) -

Plus an angry naked mole rat-

Equals…..

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Beloved Canadian Actor Dave Thomas
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Plus Meg Mucklebones from Legend ( 1985 )
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Slapped on the ass by an out-of-date tie dye demigod
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EQUALS
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How can you do my boy Dave Thomas dirty like that!? Ya hoser!

 

[FinnSven]

The child catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (very fitting) -
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Plus an angry naked mole rat-
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Equals…..
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A personal lolcow/disliked co-worker of mine not only also looked like a mole rat, his surname sounded like mole rat.

He was also suspected of inappropriate behavior towards children and vulnerable women.

 

[draggs]

I wish I had a fun Thursday pun for the occasion, but alas I do not….

Derek Savage in a full blown self-important rage…..
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Plus a sea cucumber…..
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Plus this horrifying meatloaf thing courtesy of the UFC and Sean Strickland….
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Equals:
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Why did the UFC and Sean Strickland flay Ron Perlman's face off? And it still looks less horrifying than Thomas.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Getting to live in a place where leprosy isn't a thing fucking rules. Anyhow:

Station!

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...plus the witch from Snow White...
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...probably equals someone more attractive than Thomas
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The child catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (very fitting) -
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Plus an angry naked mole rat-
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Equals…..
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I'm sorry, the both of you only get half credit because you are supposed to use three things and you guys only used two.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Schlitzie the Pin Head

Josephine Joseph, half-man half-woman​

Koo Koo the Chicken Lady

Equals the biggest freak of them all