Desert Island Kiwis

[lolwut]

Null, Katsu, and Clown Doll. But only because I want to see what Dynastia does while they're gone.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

@Curt Sibling @ShiningPokeStar @yawning sneasel . I like to surround myself with people just as cool as me. And no one can try to kill me because I have homefield advantage, making me tribe chief by default.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

@Ravenor @Caddchef for a decent game of 40k Open auditions for my third.

 

[kittie]

@Null's Personal Cuckold and two copies of @Autphag

 

[Linako 2.0]

ALL FEMALE HANDS ON ME

 

[Aquinas]

Golgo, Woody, and Moleman.

gotta have entertainment somehow

 

[Coldgrip]

I'd just randomly pick three because as soon as I get the chance they'd be my next meal.

Unless one of them was @Bugaboo, she will live because I find her knowledge of crustaceans and insects fascinating and using that knowledge I will build an army of giant horseshoe crabs to take over the world!

 

[exball]

Golgo, Woody, and Moleman.

gotta have entertainment somehow

That would be entertaining for five minutes and then it would get annoying. By the end of the week you'd have killed them or yourself.

 

[DrJonesHat]

@AnOminous @Dynastia and @CatParty. We'd probably all murder each other inside of a week, but it would be a very weird week.

 

[HG 400]

The three tastiest ones.

 

[Squealer]

Only my best friend @Cuck Norris.

 

[AnOminous]

The three tastiest ones.

Hmm. Along those lines I'd have to put @The Knife's Husbando on my list solely for being able to turn a dead pig into 10 different kinds of dinner by nightfall. At least if there's critters to kill on that island.

If not, the three fattest Kiwis.

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

@Hispanic_Hitlermobile and @paintingatree because they're the fattest and most retarded people on the forum and therefore will make for a good dinner.

 

[DrJonesHat]

After somehow surviving on the island, and building a boat, and crashing on a different island with different people, I pick @Sigyn, @Jaimas and @Null. All three are pretty resourceful from what I can tell, and we can build a better boat, get back to civilization, go on the talk show circuit, write our memoirs and retire to individual estates. Where I will never get on a boat or airplane again for any reason.

 

[The Dude]

If not, the three fattest Kiwis.

Well, at least one person wants me with them...

 

[Zeorus]

@Golly for music sperging
@lolwut would probably find something funny or interesting to pass the time
@Connor Bible for food

 

[Bassomatic]

@The Dude because he just seems like a good dude all around and would pull his weight supporting us.
@Jaimas because he seems able to pull emotions back and build a game plan
@Dynastia incase things go wrong he'd rape and murder us.

 

[HG 400]

@The Dude because he just seems like a good dude all around and would pull his weight supporting us.
@Jaimas because he seems able to pull emotions back and build a game plan
@Dynastia incase things go wrong he'd rape and murder us.

If we're on a desert island things have already gone wrong.

 

[cypocryphy]

@FramerGirl420 @cat @Huntin' Slash @exball @King n Yellow @big baby jesus
Because I like good people.

I'm a terrible person.

 

[*Asterisk*]

The kiwi fruit's pretty tasty. You don't even have to peel off the skin before you eat it.

@Hispanic_Hitlermobile and @paintingatree because they're the fattest and most retarded people on the forum and therefore will make for a good dinner.

I'd be wary of this. That first one in particular would probably give you the last North American case of guinea worm.

Me? I'd just go for the harem option. @melty, @Problematic Kawaii, and @HickoryDickory seem like three good picks. And if they eventually snap and murder me in my sleep for whatever reason, I'll still die a happy man since at least I won't be Anthony Burch.