So I'm a troon now. What do I do?

[Wormy]

Before you say 41%, already trying to get through those mental barriers. Not an option yet, I'll tell you when it is.

It's just that this came so sudden and the final indicators were something I didn't expect in the least, namely a couple of manga I read in college.

I mean, I have no clothes of the opposite sex, I have no desire to cut off my dick, I have no desire to do ANYTHING feminine, but I'm a troon.

What do I do?

 

[mindlessobserver]

Buy yourself a big deep fry and down it with a fifth of whiskey like all good Scotsman from Troon.

 

[Wormy]

Become a female wrestler. I'm damn near middle aged and I have a broke back, but I was a big stronk man at one time and I feel that I could still obliterate any woman. As a tranny the world is your oyster. If you can't make it big it is your fault alone.

You really don't know what rasslers go through, do you? Again, if I was 20, maybe, but the damage is done body wise.

Also you're forgetting I don't WANT to be a tranny, I was declared one!

Buy yourself a big deep fry and down it with a fifth of whiskey like all good Scotsman from Troon.

Now we're getting somewhere.....

 

[Naes]

Start your TOY collection. What is the first figurine you plan on buying?

 

[Wormy]

Start your TOY collection. What is the first figurine you plan on buying?

Welllll, I could always start collecting the old Kenner line of "Aliens" toys. I'm a bit of a sucker for memorabilia relating to that franchise, even the corny stu....

HEY WAIT A MINUTE!

 

[Naes]

Welllll, I could always start collecting the old Kenner line of "Aliens" toys. I'm a bit of a sucker for memorabilia relating to that franchise, even the corny stu....

HEY WAIT A MINUTE!

Well, there you go. Go to Amazon, or Ebay lolol

 

[Muttley]

Do any of you down syndromed faggots read English?!

I suggested making a skin suit precisely so you don't have to meat cleaver your balls
and you ignored me

 

[Catgirl Enthusiast]

Also you're forgetting I don't WANT to be a tranny, I was declared one!

I missed that part. How does someone who doesn't want to to be trans have it decided for them. When I became a trans dimensional trans racial trans species trans sexual 2d Japanese cat girl It was a conscious decision on my part. If someone on the farms just called you a fag and it bothers you so much that you need to start a thread about it you should probably wonder why it took someone else telling you to ever realize that you are in fact a tranny fag.

 

[Wormy]

I suggested making a skin suit precisely so you don't have to meat cleaver your balls, genius
and you ignored me
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I'm not a murderer.

How does someone who doesn't want to to be trans have it decided for them.

When your betters declare you to be one.

If someone on the farms just called you a fag and it bothers you so much that you need to start a thread about it you should probably wonder why it took someone else telling you to ever realize that you are in fact a tranny fag.

Well, again, I didn't show any of the signs.

 

[Snuckening2]

I mean, I have no clothes of the opposite sex, I have no desire to cut off my dick, I have no desire to do ANYTHING feminine, but I'm a troon.

"I mean, I have no colourful clothes, red nose or facepaint. I can't juggle. I'm not even funny... But (in some vague, murky, unspecified sense) I'm a clown..."

"I mean, I've never stolen anything, I don't even WANT to steal anything. In fact, I've never even BEEN inside a shop.... but (in some mysterious, esoteric sense) now I'm a shoplifter... what do?"

lolololololol, nigga wtf are you even talking about?

Put on the girly clothes, and/or chop your cock off, AND THEN you'll be a troon. But RIGHT NOW, you're merely a completely retarded faggot.

This isn't some gay anime, where reading a magical comic-book somehow instantly transforms your soul, and changes "your identity". You don't become "a theif" til you ACTUALLY STEAL SHIT. You aren't "a boxer" til you ACTUALLY FIGHT SOMEONE IN THE RING. And you don't become "a troon" til you ACTUALLY PRETEND TO BE FEMALE.

These labels describe BEHAVIOUR- They aren't some magical trait, etched upon your eternal soul, you absolute sped.

Go outside and touch grass, FFS.

 

[Wormy]

lolololololol, nigga wtf are you even talking about?

Was I speaking Espanol, senor? I was declared a troon by KiwiFarms. That makes it true. Nothing I can do about it.

Put on the girly clothes, and/or chop your cock off, AND THEN you'll be a troon. But RIGHT NOW, you're merely a completely retarded faggot.

Can't be a faggot. Not sexually attracted to other men.

But if I'm declared one, shit, nothing I can do. Now I'm even more confused.

This isn't some gay anime, where reading a magical comic-book somehow instantly transforms your soul, and changes "your identity".

That's what I thought too, but I was corrected.

These labels describe BEHAVIOUR- They aren't some magical trait, etched upon your eternal soul, you absolute sped.

Can't be. Kiwifarms would never speak falsehood on the topic. They're the authority on troons.

 

[Muttley]

I'm not a murderer.

who ever said you had to be?
ed gein started with just digging up fresh graves.
what if you like it?

 

[Schizotism]

I have no clothes of the opposite sex, I have no desire to cut off my dick, I have no desire to do ANYTHING feminine, but I'm a troon.

Are you sure you are transexual? Also, please, tell me you aren't doing a thread just to make people say "commit 41% lmao."

 

[Wormy]

who ever said you had to be?
ed gein started with just digging up fresh graves.
what if you like it?

I'm not a grave robber either.

Are you sure you are transexual? Also, please, tell me you aren't doing a thread just to make people say "commit 41% lmao."

I have to be. One of my superiors in KiwiFarms declared it.

 

[Snuckening2]

Faggot, just make up your mind.

If you ARE a troon, then just put on the stripey socks, eat the bugs, put your pronouns in your bio, and pretend to be a woman. Easy.

If you're NOT a troon (regardless of what ANY website might have said, completely united and speaking in one voice, with a single communal opinion) then STFU and move on with your life.

Pick one.

Stop fence-sitting like a spineless faggot. And stop trying to make YOUR faggotry OUR problem.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Are you sure you are transexual? Also, please, tell me you aren't doing a thread just to make people say "commit 41% lmao."

No no, this is Wormy, so my assumption is that he was in A&N as usual, because he is one of those people who absolutely will not stop going exclusively to places they know for sure will make them angry, had a disagreement as predicted, and now is complaining out here about it.

In this case they clearly told him he sounded like a tranny.

I can't say any of this for certain, I don't go to A&N since I'd go on social media if I wanted to rage about current events with a bunch of strangers like a fucking smoothbrain, but that's usually how it goes.

 

[Slightly Apathetic Mario]

GR8 B8 M8, I RATE 8/8

 

[Wormy]

Stop fence-sitting like a spineless faggot. And stop trying to make YOUR faggotry OUR problem.

This website declared it for me, so excuse the fuck out of me for asking how I am to carry out it's very confusing and esoteric commands!

 

[Kenya Jones]

Become a decent person.

 

[Bone Santa]

Its probably just a phase. Give it a couple of months, stay off twitter/discord and you'll be fine.

 

[Snuckening2]

No no, this is Wormy, so my assumption is that he was in A&N as usual...

It's all starting to make sense.