💥 Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

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I already hate it when people use access to children as a weapon in personal fights within families. But planning to do so from before the poor child even exists? Once again Becky manages to surpass everyone in the "odious bitch" category. It really is some kind of twisted talent. Bragging about it on twitter as if it makes her cool, quirky and ultimately a victim of her evil family members, is just the *chef's kiss* on top. It's masterful.
 
Temperance XIV dijo:
Yes, Becky, maybe God really is giving you a hint. (I'd normally feel terrible saying something like this, but I genuinely believe any child of Becky's will be neglected and/or abused.)
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Battery Low dijo:
Once again Becky manages to surpass everyone in the "odious bitch" category.
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Never feel terrible about anything you say about Becky, because she's one of the most impossible cows to a-log. Any time you think you're being a bit harsh, or that maybe she doesn't deserve it, you can find half a dozen pages in any part of this thread, have a reread, and you'll have a solid reminder that no matter how horrible you think you're being, the rest of the thread will just say, ' ... Fair.'

For example, after what, five years of LARPing as a Jewish convert, she actually said 'God' instead of 'Gods' (though not G*d) - but also is such a devoted Jew that she put her whining about Christmas presents ahead of whining that no one contacted her for Hanukah, because she only likes people when they give her things, and she didn't get either gifts or attention, the two things she craves the most - well, three including home delivered food.

Becky doesn't run on spite. She doesn't run at all. But she stews in spite and resentment, and she's already planning on ways to use her baby as an emotional weapon. If, God forbid, she ever were to actually have a child to raise, she's going to very quickly realise all she actually wanted was another overpriced puppy, because a baby requires far more attention and care. Odds are incredibly high she'll munchie-by-proxy her kid, because otherwise it will steal the attention she thinks she deserves.

That sounds horrible. But it doesn't sound inaccurate. Which is why Becky is so hard to a-log.
 
Hilarious that the gift faucet has been turned off for this ungrateful bitch. I wonder when the last time is that she bought a gift for anyone outside her immediate household. Her dogs probably get more consideration for Christmas gifts than anyone in any of their three families.

I wonder if the families have talked together and decided to all go minimum contact and gifting at once, so that Becca doesn't triangulate them and ensure that someone's always her savior.

And yes, she will absolutely be a munchie mom if she has or adopts a child. I bet she goes with the classic "autism + allergies" combo that you can create by leaving your kid alone on a tablet from infancy and sending off for a quackery-based allergy test. She'll need regular gofundmes to pay for the many pieces of adaptive equipment, therapy dogs, new vehicles, and luxury vacations that will doubtless be required. Also she'll talk endlessly about how important it is for the parents of disabled kids to have respite care so they can feel like themselves, and if you don't contribute to that, too, it means you only care about disabled people when they're young and cute and her queer fat poly disabled life is worthless to you, you racist.
 
What are the odds family outside of Mami and Papi found this thread and have been passing it around all year?
If they have just learned what we've known all along, it might explain why they would have adopted a 100% "no touch" policy this year.
 
Next Task dijo:
Never feel terrible about anything you say about Becky, because she's one of the most impossible cows to a-log. Any time you think you're being a bit harsh, or that maybe she doesn't deserve it, you can find half a dozen pages in any part of this thread, have a reread, and you'll have a solid reminder that no matter how horrible you think you're being, the rest of the thread will just say, ' ... Fair.'

For example, after what, five years of LARPing as a Jewish convert, she actually said 'God' instead of 'Gods' (though not G*d) - but also is such a devoted Jew that she put her whining about Christmas presents ahead of whining that no one contacted her for Hanukah, because she only likes people when they give her things, and she didn't get either gifts or attention, the two things she craves the most - well, three including home delivered food.

Becky doesn't run on spite. She doesn't run at all. But she stews in spite and resentment, and she's already planning on ways to use her baby as an emotional weapon. If, God forbid, she ever were to actually have a child to raise, she's going to very quickly realise all she actually wanted was another overpriced puppy, because a baby requires far more attention and care. Odds are incredibly high she'll munchie-by-proxy her kid, because otherwise it will steal the attention she thinks she deserves.

That sounds horrible. But it doesn't sound inaccurate. Which is why Becky is so hard to a-log.
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Of all the lolcows, Becky is the only one whose thread makes me actually exasperated. She really is the worst and I could not imagine being subjected to her for any length of time irl. California deserves her but the rest of us don't.
 
My favourite parts are her assuming MiL changed the holiday card updates to grandkids only purely to spite her and not because the letter would become pages long & that the take out place screwed up the order ONLY FOR HER. Certainly not because it's one of the busiest weeks for those businesses and employees getting tired from the effort.

I can't even be mad because she's already made herself miserable anyway.

Also again - the Doc advised her on everything she needs to do to maximize good results in her egg retrieval and she didn't really follow it so the final result was bad. I'm sure the cucks are excited for round 3 considering it makes her even more miserable than usual.

Also none of these pregnancies made it past first Trimester - you would think Bex would learn but nope gotta use it for that sweet sweet present clout.
 
I've got some relatives that whine that the family mostly ignores them, doesn't call, doesn't call back... and I bet it's for the same reasons- they're total misery goblins and unless you have a safe neutral topic of conversation (like, say, a baby on the way) talking to them is just a way to ruin your day.

Her conviction that everyone else is wrong and her life would be perfect with a baby reminds me of a lolcow ages ago- Mormon wedding blogger with lolcow elements turned into horrorcow child neglect mommyblogger- and I'm convinced it'd go exactly the same way, bathroom baby and all.
 
Uh Oh, i don't know why my post disappeared? wut?
Anyway... she wants to commit suicide after giving birth?! It's hurting a child and illegal! If anyone will allow her to do it, she can't be held responsible for this and will evade justice.
 
I really don't think people often a-log in this thread, it's usually more qualified like Bex being the worst lolcow by having no redeemable traits or noting that everything is of her own making. I think of a-logging as being a more active and hyperbolic hate, based on the original, of accusing the person of being an unique malevolent force that needs to be dealt with somehow apparently by the means of being angry at them on the internet. As she helpfully explains people not on Twitter already seem to be pretty effectively minimizing the harm Bex can do to anyone else. Mami and Papi basically never get criticized in this thread anymore because of how Bex treats them publicly while they seemingly show nothing but love and acceptance (in her own tellings) despite her behavior. Even the cucks are pretty amusingly respected in this thread for their sheer ability to put up with and provide for her for seemingly nothing in return. She's publicly attacked basically every medical professional trying to assist her with this IVF thing. Her lies about the Kiwi Farms are so absurd that the thread only mocks her whereas other threads like Keffals or Liz Fong-Jones have people still wishing harm on them or fantasies about arrests.

I think that last one is quite good evidence of the lack of a-logging because she pretty regularly begs the Kiwi Farms to say something, anything, about her that she might be able to complain about on Twitter. Instead she has to make up fake texts, fake child porn, fake messages to every fertility doctor in California that she's somehow privy to, etc.
 
You know who Bex's IVF behavior reminds me of?

Cecily Kellogg, another lolcow it's impossible to A-log because it's hard to see how the world would be worse off without her in it.

Cecily was also on a complicated fertility journey caused largely by weight and lifestyle issues. When she finally became pregnant with twin boys and had raging gestational diabetes because of her highly processed, carb-heavy diet, her doctors instructed her about how to eat. She lost one baby and her health was deteriorating. They told her she had to, just had to, lay off the carbs for the sake of her remaining fetus. She went to the nearest fast food restaurant and binged on carbs to show those fatphobic doctors they didn't know anything. Her health spiraled and she ended up terminating the second baby because she was at risk of death if she continued her pregnancy after how much she'd abused her body.

Becky hears the doctor's long list of do's and don'ts and sees it as something that applies to other, lesser beings, not her. She ignores it not just because she racks disciprine, but because she wants to show she's so special that she doesn't need to follow the rules. So she breaks the rules intended to help her body produce more high-quality eggs than it ever could naturally, and ends up with very few viable eggs. But it couldn't be her choices that led there. Must just be her bad luck or societal phobias.
 
Diana Moon Glampers dijo:
You know who Bex's IVF behavior reminds me of?

Cecily Kellogg, another lolcow it's impossible to A-log because it's hard to see how the world would be worse off without her in it.

Cecily was also on a complicated fertility journey caused largely by weight and lifestyle issues.
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Becky didn't use to be fat enough to really trigger any comparison to Cecily, but got dam she's ballooned up lately.
 
Diana Moon Glampers dijo:
You know who Bex's IVF behavior reminds me of?

Cecily Kellogg, another lolcow it's impossible to A-log because it's hard to see how the world would be worse off without her in it.

Cecily was also on a complicated fertility journey caused largely by weight and lifestyle issues. When she finally became pregnant with twin boys and had raging gestational diabetes because of her highly processed, carb-heavy diet, her doctors instructed her about how to eat. She lost one baby and her health was deteriorating. They told her she had to, just had to, lay off the carbs for the sake of her remaining fetus. She went to the nearest fast food restaurant and binged on carbs to show those fatphobic doctors they didn't know anything. Her health spiraled and she ended up terminating the second baby because she was at risk of death if she continued her pregnancy after how much she'd abused her body.

Becky hears the doctor's long list of do's and don'ts and sees it as something that applies to other, lesser beings, not her. She ignores it not just because she racks disciprine, but because she wants to show she's so special that she doesn't need to follow the rules. So she breaks the rules intended to help her body produce more high-quality eggs than it ever could naturally, and ends up with very few viable eggs. But it couldn't be her choices that led there. Must just be her bad luck or societal phobias.
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Cecily is Bex's "Ghost of Christmas Future".

Utterly miserable living a nightmare life with a daughter she is just 100% fucking up for life. Cecily is one of the most real ass depressing threads on this site.
 
AirdropShitposts dijo:
I don't mean to go all hardcore pro-life on you guys but I think freezing babies should be illegal.
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Its people like you that cause websites like this to have issues with the law. Extremist rhetoric like this should be kept to your klan meetings, you fucking NAZI!

Ninon42 dijo:
Of all the lolcows, Becky is the only one whose thread makes me actually exasperated. She really is the worst and I could not imagine being subjected to her for any length of time irl. California deserves her but the rest of us don't.
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Becky is the only person who is loathsome without commiting a hidious crime (like a child rapist or something).

For me its how ungrateful she is. She actually has a very good life that she pisses away, very few people in history have it as easy as she has it. Yet for all the good you think that could do for a person, she willingly pisses it all away to play at being a victim.
 
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Now Becky's claiming she can't adopt because of "ableism". And NO, she's absolutely not being dramatic! :mad:
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Becky went semi-viral (by her standards) with a thread whining about how getting an official diagnosis for mental illnesses is ~DaNgErOuS~. Self-ID is NECESSARY, especially for kids and troons!
Also, Becky has a quack psychiatrist.
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Poor Becky! IVF is totally destroying her body! It definitely isn't because of the enormous amount of weed gummies, pork, lobster, and pudding she shovels into her mouth on a daily basis.
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Becky's going on her "first big family road trip" since her college days. Please ignore the numerous other vacations she takes every year - those don't count. :)
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Becky admits she's always high. I'm sure that's a great idea for someone going through IVF treatments. She also thinks she's "mostly functioning". :lol:
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Becky knows a bunch of trans people converting to Judaism.
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Recap of 2022 and what she's looking forward to in 2023 (more vacations, a new dog, and a new tattoo). Poor suffering Becky! :(
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Liar Becky (she's still tweeting like mad - didn't even last a single day).
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FAT
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Becky says she knows someone willing to do a surrogate pregnancy for her. I feel like the immensity of her privilege is some kind of cosmic joke...
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Temperance XIV dijo:
Becky went semi-viral (by her standards) with a thread whining about how getting an official diagnosis for mental illnesses is ~DaNgErOuS~. Self-ID is NECESSARY, especially for kids and troons!
Also, Becky has a quack psychiatrist.
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Interesting conundrum Bex. You want official diagnosis, but this is dangerous because being diagnosed with an illness lets others know you have the illness. So you seem to want both the ability to self-diagnose to eliminate gatekeeping that tries to ensure resources only go to actual patients but also a requirement that any self-diagnosis does not allow any kind of further gatekeeping of anything the person may want. You want to eliminate doctors and allow anyone to access any medical goods directly? It's a shame you deleted your old tweets because this would be a fun time to go look at what you were saying about people who wanted the "horse dewormer" recently. I'll also note that allowing what you want would completely destroy the legal accommodations you actively seek. If anyone can simply declare disability without third-party confirmation the system will completely collapse from the burden, it's already ransacked by people who can find some quack, like your therapist, to put the diagnoses on paper without any evidence.

I think a better form of argument would be you simply arguing that everyone else on the planet is burdened with accommodating just one person's wishes at all times: Bex. This would be a far more simple custom to enact in humanity than one that demands the elimination of every system regarding disability and health care enacted in human history.

Also, absolutely love to see that the only thing stopping Bex from claiming CPTSD like all the other frauds on Twitter is because it's disputed by the actual experts in the field and her therapist apparently has just enough integrity to not diagnose something not in the DSM because that might tip off someone to look at the massive increase in diagnoses the therapist is handing out to drug seeking patients.
 
Sure Becky, the adoption agencies reading your tweets for five minutes and determining that you're not only retarded but also extremely likely to abuse your adopted child is "ableism".
 
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