On a serious note, we could actually have a good relationship with such site. They would probably provide good lolcow material, we would then proceed to squeeze said lolcow, and then they would keep its profile forever there (since you pretty much need to dc from the internet for a year in order for your profile to be deleted).
Lets not forget the time saved for compiling all their information in one website (what a commodity). As someone previously said this is pretty much our wet dream.
EDIT: wanted to pledge for the shirt, but then saw the $100 price tag...wtf is the shirt made out of? male tears? holy shit