Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

[Richard Stabone]

Also congrats to Brianna on owning electronics that 100 million other people own. Impress us next by showing us you own a smartphone.

How short on accomplishments do you have to be where you are bragging about having a few hundred bucks in disposable income?

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

Being a gamer is the one thing that her detractors would never claim because we know she spends her time playing games instead of releasing her own (or doing any form of work in general).

I hate these manufactured controversies. What's next? "Gamergate said I couldn't eat this whole packet of Oreos"?

"Gamergate bets I can't go six months on only Soylent!"

Please do, oh please....

 

[soliloquyR]

Where is the fucking bitch ass cocksucking game

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Leader "woman" in tech, everyone.

I cannot even comprehend that you wrote this shitty-ass solipsistic post.

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John is a "what if" 2007 Chris with money and influence. You will never convince me otherwise.

John, you didn't grow up in the 90s. You grew up in the 80's.

You know, I originally came to this forum for the CWC content, but in comparison to Wu, his antics seem pretty mild.

John is a (more) failed, unlikable clone of Chris.

It's not the "gamer" part that's usually in question, John.

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None of those systems are plugged in, John. None of them have controllers either.
You're at the Dreamcast set up screen, which proves that you've just bought it.
Aside from that, none of us called you a fake gamer, since that's what's preventing you from finishing the game. We've only called you a fake "girl".

@Ponderous Pillock you win jack shit

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"Apple TV" It's a Samsung, Johnny boy.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

"Apple TV" It's a Samsung, Johnny boy.

He's not talking about the television, but I don't see an Apple TV box either. They're pretty small and black though so it must not show up in the picture.

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

Oh damn, there is a small box just to the right of the XboxOne/WiiU stack. I thought it was just the picture being retarded. Damn.

 

[Norvic]

So, I have a bit of speculation.... Did Wu's dog die of old age and she just exploited its death for victimbucks?

She's told various tales about how old Crash was when it died, sometimes 6 years old, sometimes 4... but is any of that true? In the Bluejean bandit thread, Flynt is described as having a rat dog that they called "precious." The election eve drafts from 2004 have a dog called Crash, Frank posted a video in 2011 where Crash is described as an "old man":

Spoiler

If it's the same dog, it would have been over 12 years old at the least, which is a good age for a small dog. I wonder, was Crash's death completely unexceptional and did Wu conduct a deliberate campaign, lying repeatedly about the dog's age and cause of death to stir up publicity for herself?

 

[Luminous Being]

Can Wu really be considered a proper gamer though? I mean just looking at the big three for starters: STEAM, PSN and XBox Live/XBox One (private). All three available porifles are pretty much barren for long periods of time, Wu has barely any achievments in most games. Eexceptions being Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon on PSN which is S Rank 100% completed in a bit over a month, the Mass Effect Series which is so so in terms of completion, and a few other 50%+ titles, most of which havent been touched in years. Even games that are new and Wu has bosated about loving aren't touched at all.

Day of the Tentacle is the last game that was played on Steam and the game time is a unbelievable .4 hours with 1 achievment gotten. A TRUE and HONEST gamer would probably play something as iconic DotT (even the remake) a bit more.

The XBox site is horrible (the other one hidden) and you can't sort it for shit, but it appears that the trend of only owning the games and barely touching them continues.

All the old consoles like the SNES, Dreamcast and the like look dirty and are not ready to play anything. I doubt they're ven plugged into the TV, nevermind that there's no controllers anywhere. Have we seen the Dramcast on any pictures before? Wouldn't surprise me if Wu bought one just recently to add to the "Gamrgrrl Collection For Showing Off And Making Nice Pictures".

And Wu doesn't appear to know shit about old games as evidenced by time and again talking out of her ass when it comes to characters and "wimminz in gamez" in ye olden days.

This seems like a lame attempt at being perceived as nerdy but the reality has to be Wu buys all the things that are popular and nerdy but never touched any of it.

Edit2: I don't doubt Wu feels some sort of pride for owning all the gadgets, it's just that she has no clue what to do with them.

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So, I have a bit of speculation.... Did Wu's dog die of old age and she just exploited its death for victimbucks?

She's told various tales about how old Crash was when it died, sometimes 6 years old, sometimes 4... but is any of that true? In the Bluejean bandit thread, Flynt is described as having a rat dog that they called "precious." The election eve drafts from 2004 have a dog called Crash, Frank posted a video in 2011 where Crash is described as an "old man":

Spoiler

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Zy--yAEQuL0

If it's the same dog, it would have been over 12 years old at the least, which is a good age for a small dog. I wonder, was Crash's death completely unexceptional and did Wu conduct a deliberate campaign, lying repeatedly about the dog's age and cause of death to stir up publicity for herself?

Would it be a shock if that were the case? I wouldn't be shocked.

 

[soliloquyR]

So, I have a bit of speculation.... Did Wu's dog die of old age and she just exploited its death for victimbucks?

She's told various tales about how old Crash was when it died, sometimes 6 years old, sometimes 4... but is any of that true? In the Bluejean bandit thread, Flynt is described as having a rat dog that they called "precious." The election eve drafts from 2004 have a dog called Crash, Frank posted a video in 2011 where Crash is described as an "old man":

Spoiler

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Zy--yAEQuL0

If it's the same dog, it would have been over 12 years old at the least, which is a good age for a small dog. I wonder, was Crash's death completely unexceptional and did Wu conduct a deliberate campaign, lying repeatedly about the dog's age and cause of death to stir up publicity for herself?

Checked out Frank's channel. John did some voice work for him.
Still very manly sounding, Johnny boy.
He also sounds a lot like Ethan from the Ctrl+Alt+Del cartoon.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

It's not the "gamer" part that's usually in question, John.

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What... what the fuck am I looking at?

Did Wu really balance a TV-Cabinet on top of a coffee-table? And just look at the floor or the consoles, my basement is cleaner than that. And what is that on the floor to the right? Did all the dust gather into a sentient colony? Does the Wu household lack a broom and a piece of old cloth? You know, something you would sweep the floor with and clean your prized consoles, before you tweet a picture of your 'Filthy Tower Of Console Babel' to 50,000 people.

 

[soliloquyR]

What... what the fuck am I looking at?

Did Wu really balance a TV-Cabinet on top of a coffee-table? And just look at the floor or the consoles, my basement is cleaner than. And what is that on the floor to the right? Did all the dust gather into a sentient colony? Does the Wu household lack a broom and a piece of old cloth? You know, something you would sweep the floor with and clean your prized consoles, before you tweet a picture of your 'Filthy Tower Of Console Babel' to 50,000 people.

John thinks that the dirtier his consoles are, the more validation he has as a gamer.

 

[Jaimas]

So, I have a bit of speculation.... Did Wu's dog die of old age and she just exploited its death for victimbucks?

She's told various tales about how old Crash was when it died, sometimes 6 years old, sometimes 4... but is any of that true? In the Bluejean bandit thread, Flynt is described as having a rat dog that they called "precious." The election eve drafts from 2004 have a dog called Crash, Frank posted a video in 2011 where Crash is described as an "old man":

Spoiler

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Zy--yAEQuL0

If it's the same dog, it would have been over 12 years old at the least, which is a good age for a small dog. I wonder, was Crash's death completely unexceptional and did Wu conduct a deliberate campaign, lying repeatedly about the dog's age and cause of death to stir up publicity for herself?

Pretty much, except Wu accidentally helped the little guy along by leaving him outside on a cold Boston evening.

 

[Buck Bumble]

@Ponderous Pillock you win jack shit

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Notice how, even though it was sarcastic, she never actually denies the fact that she pretends to play them.

Especially wonderful since, as stated, none of them are visibly plugged in (a single power strip is scarcely enough for all of those, especially with at least the SNES cable taking up two plugs because it was originally made for use as a schoolhouse brick), the Dreamcast is on the setup screen which means it was never used before, there are no controllers plugged in (even into the Dreamcast, which means she bought it and turned it on *specifically* for that picture), and the only controller in the picture is above the...PS4? (I don't know my next-gens.)

Nobody ever called you a fake gamer, but you sure are proving it. Hell, even Anita posted a picture like this, and she at least had a controller in her hand - even if she was fucking Player 2.

 

[AnOminous]

Being a gamer is the one thing that her detractors would never claim because we know she spends her time playing games instead of releasing her own (or doing any form of work in general).

I hate these manufactured controversies. What's next? "Gamergate said I couldn't eat this whole packet of Oreos"?

"I'm eating a sandwich, feministsgamergaters!"

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=QzTRLQWZaPIChecked out Frank's channel. John did some voice work for him.
Still very manly sounding, Johnny boy.
He also sounds a lot like Ethan from the Ctrl+Alt+Del cartoon.

Wu is more convincing as a talking male armadillo than a human female.

Not really surprised.

 

[Jaimas]

I need some assistance.

I was going over the Rev60 article and learned, to my horror, that xyo.net went under, as did its user statistics and my Archive links for it covering Rev60. Similarly, AppAnnie just became a pay-site and will only reveal sales data to those who are paying.

Anyone have the sales data in question? Kinda necessary to point out that the game was a giant failure second only to its developer.

 

[Luminous Being]

I need some assistance.

I was going over the Rev60 article and learned, to my horror, that xyo.net went under, as did its user statistics and my Archive links for it covering Rev60. Similarly, AppAnnie just became a pay-site and will only reveal sales data to those who are paying.

Anyone have the data in question?

Archive.is has a search function for URLs.

http://archive.is/xyo.net

http://archive.is/dB6MV
http://archive.is/moBKs
http://archive.is/QByLj
http://archive.is/ljIqv

There's loads of stuff

 

[Jaimas]

Archive.is has a search function for URLs.

http://archive.is/xyo.net

http://archive.is/dB6MV
http://archive.is/moBKs

Thank you.

Sadly, we've lost the App Annie figures with sales data, it seems.

 

[Buck Bumble]

I know this is old as fuck, but uh

"Shorty Awards Finalist
Raptr is up for a Shorty Award for doing social media about games, because you can win awards for that now. Other nominees include @Spacekatgal, @Charalanahzard, and three other nominees of your choice."

What in the fuck are the people from Xfire doing giving Wu awards for tweeting like a dumbass?

http://caas.raptr.com/this-week-in-raptr-shorty-awards-finalist-rewards-top-plays/ - source

 

[soliloquyR]

I know this is old as fuck, but uh

"Shorty Awards Finalist
Raptr is up for a Shorty Award for doing social media about games, because you can win awards for that now. Other nominees include @Spacekatgal, @Charalanahzard, and three other nominees of your choice."

What in the fuck are the people from Xfire doing giving Wu awards for tweeting like a dumbass?

http://caas.raptr.com/this-week-in-raptr-shorty-awards-finalist-rewards-top-plays/ - source

Because it's progressive!

 

[Count groudon]

John is a (more) failed, unlikable clone of Chris.

You know how in movies there's always a comedy relief duo consisting of an extremely stupid, short, fat guy and a tall, skinny, boisterous know-it-all? I think that Wu is supposed to be Chris' counterpart but by cruel fate they ended up in separate states.