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[6MillionCoofs]

The funniest part about this response is that a little over a month ago, this would have gotten Elon banned.

Doubtful. Elon probably owns/owned part of the tech Twitter uses to run on the net.

 

[Dude Snakes]

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Wow sure seems like this guy Yoel Roth who used to work at Twitter is just another Jewish pedophile.

"i'm really mad about misinformation regarding fucking another man in his shitty ass with your uncovered penis"

Get into the gas chamber Chomo!

 

[The Big O]

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What in the fuck am I reading rn (This person is 16 apparently and likely groomed on Discord so I'm not going to post any more about this one, Is this what adolescence have been reduced to?)
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These. People. Are. Insane.

They all need committing to psychiatric wards, with the exception of George Takei who needs to be committed six feet under for being a fagola unlike based Shatner.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Ratio when?

I hope they do it ASAP, so Musk can brag about the uptick in user activity.

They can't win, he's unbannable and they're too comfy to flee from him in any serious capacity. The shitposting will continue until civilization improves.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Welp.

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Truly, this is the dankest timeline.

 

[Happy Fish]

Welp.

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STANDING

ON THE EDGE

 

[Clownish]

https://twitter.com/yoyoel/status/671833139044417537

Twitter users found another sus tweet from Roth. I am honestly surprised he has not deleted his account or made it private yet.

Edit: Another one.

https://twitter.com/yoyoel/status/265631453424001024

Disgusting pedo.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

EVERY one of these pedophile faggots deserves to rot in prison for life

Cheaper to just shoot them all in Minecraft. A .22 bullet costs about $0.10.

 

[Hokuriku]

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What in the fuck am I reading rn, This person is 16 apparently and likely groomed on Discord so I'm not going to post any more about this one, Is this what adolescence have been reduced to?
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Just fucking leave to your 20-subscriber fediverse nodes already like you claimed you were going to do months ago, you spineless hypocrites Jesus Christ.

 

[TheOtherOne]

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Yeah, this is definitely cult behavior with the "NO IT'S TOTALLY OKAY TO DO THIS, IT'S NORMAL" when it wasn't normal 10 years ago.
There's a reason why people never asked before, because they just assumed based off how you looked, because "transgender"/"nonbinary" people basically didn't exist back then so nobody really cared about this pronoun junk.

"No one is forcing pronouns on anyone." Look at every "transgender"/"nonbinary" person around you and say that again to me, but seriously this time.
"I ask people how they like to be called because that's basic manners and I can respect other people's identity." Okay, call me King George the 27th and nothing else, if you do I'll report you for transphobia.

(In all seriousness, this is insanity.)

 

[Bungus Scrungus]

Good. I don't really care one way or another for lolicon but keep it to the hentai sites. I wouldn't be surprised if twitter had a large amount of CP floating in there and decided to just blanked purge to be sure.

Trust and Safety admins seething right now, clearly.

Yeah, if you searched it prior to the keyword being banned, it'd just be a bunch of bots or people saying things along the lines of "send me anything even if it's ILLEGAL", so yeah, very, very high chance that a lot of stuff specifically using the two terms involved such things, and even if not; still creepy as hell. The terms written in native Japanese however are still viable and not banned, so that means those bots and people will flood to that now.

 

[Gog & Magog]

I initially saw a lot of buzz about moving to Telegram, but Telegram is a secondary platform at best; there's no way it can viably take place of Twitter in its current format. What will most likely happen in this scenario, like @The Big O suggests, is that they retreat back to their niche sites like FurAffinity (lol, lmao), some of the more tech-oriented furfags may try (and fail) to create a Fedi platform via Soapbox, others may shit up smaller art sites like Weasyl instead if the FA autism is too toxic.

What a lot of people don't seem to realize about Furry Twitter is that it's given the fandom and the artists within it a degree of visibility and communication that they simply were not getting on a major platform prior to 2016 or so, and when Tumblr got (perhaps deservedly) neutered in 2018, the floodgates opened for big artists in the fandom to get even bigger on Twitter. There are artists in the fandom that have follow counts that rival journalists and politicians, and from what I can tell, those counts are probably more genuine than the bot-riddled aforementioned, and I don't know who that reflects more poorly on, but I digress.

Furries are shit-scared of facing the prospect of migrating again because they got real comfy on Twitter, which I think has been exacerbated in ways that it wasn't on Tumblr by having a UI optimized for normies and visible follow counts/metrics, the latter of which drives many popular users to obsession even if they aren't always conscious of it. They don't want the 10k follow count they earned(?) from drawing obscenely buff wolf men shitting dick nipples to go up in smoke overnight.

I think they should just sweep porn into its own section, kept away from the rest of Twitter. But doing that would mean acknowledging pornography on the platform in a way that may cause standard porn site regulations to come down upon Twitter, and payment processors may have no choice but to get involved.

 

[Markass the Worst]

Edit: Another one.

https://twitter.com/yoyoel/status/265631453424001024

Disgusting pedo.

This may be the worst tweet yet. How does one confuse the cries of an infant with the sound of sex moaning? They have very distinct sounds. Either this man is detached from reality or he's a pedo (but I repeat myself).

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

They're defending lolicon as "free speech."

Libertine handbook 101: shield your degeneracy under the guise of a noble cause.

 

[AnOminous]

This may be the worst tweet yet. How does one confuse the cries of an infant with the sound of sex moaning? They have very distinct sounds. Either this man is detached from reality or he's a pedo (but I repeat myself).

He thought "that sounds exactly like when I rape a baby!"

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

All Elon needs to do now is to tweet that he supports JK Rowling if he hasn't done it already. The seething, coping & dilating would be over 9000.

 

[TitusOvid]

Federal agent Baked Alaska has been reinstated. I can only imagine the joy and optimism from the catboys over at America First. Maybe we'll finally get a part 2 to We Love Our McDonald's.

Chad Loder and other banned antifa retards must be seething so hard to be banned from twitter while Baked Alaska is allowed back on.

 

[PoisonedBun]

Didn't see anybody post this here. This is about to be absolute chaos a la the paid blue checkmark, and I can't wait.

 

[.iota.]

it just keeps getting better and better:




also:

 

[That_Guy]

This should drive a stake into the heart of those long strings of posts that start out with X/<15. This could cause huge changes in how/what is written on twitter.