💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AnOminous]

But then he wouldn't be able to find creme fraiche anywhere local and he's not paying the $10 or whatever it costs at Aldi's so he'd just add a heaping tablespoon of mayo that had been left out until it soured a bit instead.

To be perfectly frank you can almost always just substitute sour cream for creme fraiche. Unless you're doing some shit like caviar with blinis and shit, nobody cares if it's actually creme fraiche.

 

[ZipDisk]

All Jack needs to not undercook poultry is a constant minder to do all the work.

Falcon writes Jack Fuck-fic!

None of the lousy Mexican restaurants Jack goes to are dying. Not even the ones that are begging for a health department kill shot.

I have never seen creme fraiche.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

To be perfectly frank you can almost always just substitute sour cream for creme fraiche. Unless you're doing some shit like caviar with blinis and shit, nobody cares if it's actually creme fraiche.

Sour cream can be a little overly intense in certain dishes. For scrambled eggs like Gordon makes? Perfectly fine to sub it in. You can even make it yourself with a thing of heavy cream, make sure it's not adulterated with anything, add some sour cream or yogurt to it as a starter and let it sit on the counter for a couple days. But who has the time or patience to that?

And yes, I've gotten it specifically to use on crostini with smoked salmon and caviar. Not that beluga stuff. I'm not paying $300 for fish eggs. But some of the cheaper stuff? It's perfectly fine and if you have any of it left over the next day along with creme fraiche and smoked salmon? Makes for some killer eggs. Especially if you pop a bottle of bubbly to have with it.

I have never seen creme fraiche.

It's not something you find in many supermarkets. Whole Foods probably has it as well as some higher end joints.

 

[Lenzperkins]

Amazing, this fat turd goes outside to give his review, leaving Tammy to clean up the table. Fat POS.

 

[ZipDisk]

Don't worry, she didn't.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

Side topic and go ahead and rate me late, but where did the "Jackoff watches Blue's Clues" meme come from? I tried using the search bar but its mentioned so many times off hand as a joke in this thread that I couldn't find the origin.

 

[p1138]

Idiot should have gotten the plantains instead of his stroke brain playing follow-the-Tammy and getting that school lunch ass looking house salad. Mr. Restaurant Industry knows Sysco foods and has complained about before, yet he always orders items most likely to be the most marked up and least interesting items on the menu.

Jack's typical call to action at the end always bewilders me. "Come by, give em some love, tell em you saw it on the show." Of course no one does this, but the prospect of it and to seriously entertain the idea.

Just how many people does he think he is targeting in his part of Tennessee? The old California Jack that was a bit more spry might have cared about his analytics, but I don't think he'd even bother to go beyond his view count dashboard these days. It at least might have made a lick of sense when he was visiting places in the LA suburbs or his tourist vacation spots. I guess it's part of his influencer LARP denying the fact he's a TN transplant from CA (the worst kind of transplant, those Californians, according to any local anywhere) and reviews chain restaurants.

He's complained about sysco foods? fuck, considering the food that he likes at the places he visits I assumed sysco foods was his favorite purveyor of overpriced microwaved food.

And yeah, it would be funny to see his analytics by state(no idea if youtube has that available) and see the 1% of his audience that's in TN let alone in the vicinity of these places he goes to.

Side topic and go ahead and rate me late, but where did the "Jackoff watches Blue's Clues" meme come from? I tried using the search bar but its mentioned so many times off hand as a joke in this thread that I couldn't find the origin.

Because when I think it was the original blues clues host did a video a year or two back, he was repeatedly sperging out on FB about the show, the covid jab, and all kinds of inane shit. He whined about teen titans go also. Here's one of his bitch fests about it, but he's done the bitmoji garbage in the past as well to complain about one thing or another regarding the show or something tangentially related to it. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jack-...-go-show-jakatak.13468/page-1498#post-9948634

edit: here's another example that doesn't make any sense when you do the math. He's a grown ass man that watches blues clues for no reason. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jack-...-go-show-jakatak.13468/page-1498#post-9947671

 

[Falcon Sebben]

He's complained about sysco foods? fuck, considering the food that he likes at the places he visits I assumed sysco foods was his favorite purveyor of overpriced microwaved food.

Like he knows Sysco makes half the shit he shovels down his gaping maw. This is the guy who, no joke, said that a place had to make good nachos because they had Hispanics working there. Never mind that it's a Tex-Mex dish created back in the 40's that was created right over the border from Texas. It's like the Caesar salad which is also Mexican, although some say it's Spanish, and is named after the Ceasar hotel in Tijuana where it originated.

As far as he's concerned everything is made fresh and nothing ever comes out of a can or bag when dealing with a restaurant.

 

[captkrisma]

Side topic and go ahead and rate me late, but where did the "Jackoff watches Blue's Clues" meme come from? I tried using the search bar but its mentioned so many times off hand as a joke in this thread that I couldn't find the origin.

Yeah, it was when the original host came back. When Blues Clues first aired Jr would have definitely been far outside the target demographic, so who was the one watching?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Side topic and go ahead and rate me late, but where did the "Jackoff watches Blue's Clues" meme come from? I tried using the search bar but its mentioned so many times off hand as a joke in this thread that I couldn't find the origin.

As others mentioned Jack mentioned Blues Clues when the old host Steve returned. Jack acted like it was a great comeback and compared it to an old quarterback returning to their team

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

Amazing, this fat turd goes outside to give his review, leaving Tammy to clean up the table. Fat POS.
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Neither of those 2 fat cunts would ever clean up after themselves, they’re the type that would leave a big mess for the employees to clean up because “that’s their job”. Jack went outside first so Tammy could pay, like always, Everyone needs a Tammy.

 

[ZipDisk]

If it's not on camera he sends her in to order too. He has line anxiety. It's a shame we don't get to see his little panic attacks anymore.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Jack uploaded his Friday video at midnight/1am instead of his normal time.

Enjoy.

Spoiler: Black weiners

Wow Jack, great camera work!

 

[charlesdickens]

Jack sucking black sausages after dark

 

[rubytintedchix]

Sam’s Club has a package of beef hot dogs for $8.98 at my local club. They come in a pack of 12.

Of course Jack put the entire package on the grill and ate them himself. Of course he did.

The product he was reviewing btw appears to just be an aluminum foil packet of wood chips to impart smoke flavor into whatever you’re grilling. Of course this man has 12 smokers on his back deck and can’t be assed to fire any of them up (*ahem* or his disability doesn’t allow him to do so). JACKY AM WANT FOOD NOW. JACKY HUNGY BOY!

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Sam’s Club has a package of beef hot dogs for $8.98 at my local club. They come in a pack of 12.

Of course Jack put the entire package on the grill and ate them himself. Of course he did.

The product he was reviewing btw appears to just be an aluminum foil packet of wood chips to impart smoke flavor into whatever you’re grilling. Of course this man has 12 smokers on his back deck and can’t be assed to fire any of them up (*ahem* or his disability doesn’t allow him to do so). JACKY AM WANT FOOD NOW. JACKY HUNGY BOY!

And maybe this is just me being autistic but what's the point of using smoked flavor pellets on a charcoal grill? You're already getting smoke flavor from it. These things tend to be used for gas grills where it's just propane / natural gas. You know the ones where you grill but there's nothing there to give it that smoky flavor?

But what do I know? I don't have fifteen grills and smokers on my back deck and feel the need to buy a new one every time I go to the store.

 

[Punished Lobsterchu]

And maybe this is just me being autistic but what's the point of using smoked flavor pellets on a charcoal grill? You're already getting smoke flavor from it. These things tend to be used for gas grills where it's just propane / natural gas. You know the ones where you grill but there's nothing there to give it that smoky flavor?

But what do I know? I don't have fifteen grills and smokers on my back deck and feel the need to buy a new one every time I go to the store.

I don't know about pellets but I have used woodchips on a charcoal grill before. You put them in a small pan with a splash of water on the opposite side of the grill than whatever your cooking and pull the lid down. Always turns out pretty good, i'm sure there are are other ways to do it but I don't think it's an uncommon practice.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I don't know about pellets but I have used woodchips on a charcoal grill before. You put them in a small pan with a splash of water on the opposite side of the grill than whatever your cooking and pull the lid down. Always turns out pretty good, i'm sure there are are other ways to do it but I don't think it's an uncommon practice.

The only time I've used wood chips, other than when smoking, is when I used my gas grill. I'd simply take a foil pouch, add the chips, seal it and poke a couple holes in it. Voila. Added smoke flavor.

Just the idea of extra wood chips plus charcoal feels that the smoke from the charcoal would overpower the added smoke from whatever. But then I never claimed to be a expert when it comes to grilling. Good to know as I've been wanting to experiment with charcoal for a while now. I've got an old grill that I've been meaning to convert to charcoal and this might be a good time to do it.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Jack and Fam are in Florida for their yearly Orlando Infomer “vacation” (how many weeks has it been since their last “vacation” to Dollywood?)



If you’re wondering, yes Jr. the fat faggot is with them (stolen from his IG)

Btw, yes, that’s Mommywife Tim.


Edit: WHERE IS BRIANNA? I am assuming she’s dead now or that they left her home/back at the hotel.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Jack and Fam are in Florida for their yearly Orlando Infomer “vacation” (how many weeks has it been since their last “vacation” to Dollywood?)

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If you’re wondering, yes Jr. the fat faggot is with them (stolen from his IG)

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Btw, yes, that’s Mommywife Tim.
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Edit: WHERE IS BRIANNA? I am assuming she’s dead now or that they left her home/back at the hotel.

So Tamham is in a scootypuff now too? I don’t understand how people can watch themselves gradually deteriorate from being so fucking fat and just accept having to use a wheelchair.