💰 Grifter Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[BrunoMattei]

Boogie has cancer

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@AnOminous Is bringing out the fancy wine and ordering everything off the Chic-Fil-A menu to celebrate right now.

Big if true considering Boogie constantly lies.

 

[Gloria The Glorious]

"I'm just going to do what my doctor tells me"
Okay, in no particular order:

• Wasn't not listening to doctors for 20 years what did this to him?
• I remember when he justified his weight gain by saying he's looking forward to dying, but now is going to do what his doctor says to not die.
• Didn't this guy just lose most of his money on Crypto yet can afford to visit a doctor? I guess losing most of your money when you're in the top 10% of America is still leaves you with a decent amount of cash, huh?

 

[Yankee Shogun]

Obese man has cancer, in other news, lions eat Elk.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Boogie has cancer

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"I'll just do what my doctor tells me to do"
Doctor:
- Lose that fucking fat you obese sperg it kills your immune system and makes every disease you already have much, much worse, and it multiplies the heart attaq risk from your blood cancer
Boogie:
- Fuck that shit what a bad doctor I'm gonna spend whatever remains of my savings to find an "alternative opinion" medic that is not fatphobic

 

[Balr0g]

First Metokur and now Boogie. God must be getting sick of all this internet grifting.

You think DSP is next? Or do you think his eternal luck will save him?

 

[Dan Abrams]

Boogie has cancer

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70 KiwiCoins says that he doesn’t have cancer and it’s just another example of his pathological lying. He needs money for his lawyers.

 

[Null]

Can anyone explain the testosterone?

 

[BrunoMattei]

You think DSP is next? Or do you think his eternal luck will save him?

Don't jynx it!

Jeeze.

 

[huecoffs02]

You think DSP is next? Or do you think his eternal luck will save him?

DSP will outlive even all the zoomer tiktok stars

 

[Fools Idol]

How fat do you have to be for even your cancer to be lazy, can't even die properly. Hope he gets better anyway.

 

[Large Rodent]

Boogie is going to be one of the few cancer patients who doesn't lose any weight due to chemo.
That's if he even has the big C in the first place. Getting caught lying about something as serious as having cancer would be a huge blow to his already shitty reputation. He's a total idiot and an even bigger asshole but surely he knows better than to make up a cancer scare, right?

 

[bile demon]

Boogie has cancer

 

[ReasonablyRetarded]

I am once again making an appeal to potential avant garde multimillionaire artists:
Please buy & taxidermy the bodies of Boogie & all other obese cows once they croak. Do the same with all the anorexics and create the world's largest spaghetti and meatballs sculpture, with the boogie ball right in the middle, being straddled by a Eugenia C noodle. Please. It'll be like a modern tower of Babel.

 

[Xerxes IX]

If he thinks blood clots are no big deal for him he's got another thing coming.

And he's not going to do what his doctor tells him because the doctor would tell him to lose some weight.

 

[AnOminous]

He's a total idiot and an even bigger asshole but surely he knows better than to make up a cancer scare, right?

Since he's a gigantic liar, if he told a cancer lie, it would be a gigantic lie. It wouldn't be some pussy ass cancer like this Metokur-tier cancer.

 

[beautiful person]

Any sane doc would take one look at him and think 'Canada has the right idea on how to deal with this'.

Edit: And it's actually his fault. Why was he taking testosterone??

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Lmao, this nigga gave himself literal blood cancer by taking sketchy testosterone that he knew might give him blood cancer. That's amazing. He probably wouldn't even need that testosterone if he took care of himself in the first place.

 

[Large Rodent]

Can anyone explain the testosterone?

I found an old reddit post about it, though there might be more. This thread is 9 years old so who knows how relevant this information is.

r/boogie2988 - Testosterone was an issue?

3 votes and 3 comments so far on Reddit

www.reddit.com

Here's a direct quote of the relevant information, from Boogie's reddit account:

Spoiler: Boogie's testosterone level was 52 lol

"
hi Aeruthus!

I am not sure if it was your tweet or another because I got a few. I started researching what you said though and found the data myself, poured over it, and decided to ask my doctor just as a lark if he'd test my T.

a healthy range is 300-1100.

Mine was at 52 :/

So he said it should make a big big difference. Today is my 1 week anniversary of starting shot. Frist 2-3 days I noticed nothing.

On day 4 though I felt way much more calm. Like my irritability and anger had mostly passed. Its stayed that way for the past few days.

Also on day 3 my legs stopped cramping all of the time. Day 4 I walked a bit. Day 5 I walked some more. I feel like my legs are actually gaining strength and I'm hoping that's my body responding to the T. Who knows for sure though, could all be placebo.

I've always been way less hungry and a lot more capable of portion control, impulse eating... hell i've even flat out skipped dinner a few times.

Still got some pain in the knees and a bit of pain in the left thigh (a weird constant burning in that muscle). Also had a ton of back pain all week but its lessening a bit each day.

I go in about 5 weeks from now for a new blood test to see how my levels are doing. We'll know more then but for now I'm feeling very, very hopeful.

I'm afraid to step on a scale for now though. Might wait until that doctors appointment. I'm hoping for good news."

It doesn't appear HRT was the magical cure-all he made it out to be.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Can anyone explain the testosterone?

There seems to be a link between increased testosterone levels and some neoplasms, but the info is scarce and new, and some medical institutions that perform testosterone replacement therapy (for like, old dudes) are skeptical and even deny it (quelle surprise).
I haven't seen anything about blood cancers and testosterone specifically.

New link between high testosterone in men and increased risk of melanoma

Researchers have uncovered a new link between higher levels of testosterone in the blood and increased risk of melanoma skin cancer in men.

news.cancerresearchuk.org

Are you doing T, Jersh? May I advise against it? In males the best (healthy) way to increase it is a good diet and losing fat tissue specifically through exercise. That'll get your levels up without any side effects.

 

[AnOminous]

I am once again making an appeal to potential avant garde multimillionaire artists:
Please buy & taxidermy the bodies of Boogie & all other obese cows once they croak.

They should freeze him in liquid nitrogen and take microscopic slices lengthwise and scan them so you have a 3D model so people all over the world can laugh at how fat he was for all eternity.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Boogie has cancer

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I wouldn't put it past Boogie to be lying about this, especially as it's specifically one that is as slow moving as he's claiming it to be as it won't really change anything for some time, meaning he can just pretend it's there without doing anything to make it appear like actual cancer.