💤 Inactive Andrew Dobson / Tom Preston / CattyN - STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP

Trump Sperg-out incoming:
[MEDIA=twitter]711583988192665600[/MEDIA]There won't change a bit for Dobsons ample posterior, no matter if Trump becomes president or not.
[MEDIA=twitter]711584773244719104[/MEDIA]So the Transformers movies are so successful because people grew discontent with politics, the political system in general and desperately are looking for alternatives? So much so that someone like Donald Trump appeals to them? I never knew!
[MEDIA=twitter]711605433815867392[/MEDIA]Geez, Dobbo. I mean despite the fact that we don't expect anything better from you... don't you think there are more profund things to say than just: "Trump-supporters are all stoopid doo-doo heads who are all heartless bullies".

I mean, you have the right to say whatever you want, but if I was a sad little blue bear with an addiction to 80s cartoons, I would do something clever like...
...making Trump-campaign poster series with those ridiculous 80s cartoon villains.
"I am Skeletor and I vote for Trump, because I like his work ethic."
"I am Cobra Commander and I ssssssssupport Trump."
There, you get that one for free.
[MEDIA=twitter]711605886309928960[/MEDIA]Name one thing that has changed for the better in the last few years, that wasn't already ok to begin with.

We get it, Dobson, people who like Trump and the Transformers movies are stupid, fucking (white) rubes who are poisoning not only this country but the whole fucking world and in order to save humanity from extinction, these sub-human troglodytes must be exterminated.
 
Dobson ranting about good food and how it is a luxury makes me chuckle.
1. He lives in a part of the world where people throw more fodd away than ins ome other places
2. Him trying to talk about healthy food is funny, considering he is so fat, he probably hasn't seen his dick for years.
3. Him mentioning welfare makes me just further believe that Dobson is actually only getting welfare money as of now.
 
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[MEDIA=twitter]711679319437803520[/MEDIA]It helps to be able to cook for more than one day, put some effort in, think ahead, look for bargains.... generally: Put some effort in.

Trump Sperg-out incoming:
[MEDIA=twitter]711583988192665600[/MEDIA]There won't change a bit for Dobsons ample posterior, no matter if Trump becomes president or not.
[MEDIA=twitter]711584773244719104[/MEDIA]So the Transformers movies are so successful because people grew discontent with politics, the political system in general and desperately are looking for alternatives? So much so that someone like Donald Trump appeals to them? I never knew!
[MEDIA=twitter]711605433815867392[/MEDIA]Geez, Dobbo. I mean despite the fact that we don't expect anything better from you... don't you think there are more profund things to say than just: "Trump-supporters are all stoopid doo-doo heads who are all heartless bullies".

I mean, you have the right to say whatever you want, but if I was a sad little blue bear with an addiction to 80s cartoons, I would do something clever like...
...making Trump-campaign poster series with those ridiculous 80s cartoon villains.
"I am Skeletor and I vote for Trump, because I like his work ethic."
"I am Cobra Commander and I ssssssssupport Trump."
There, you get that one for free.
[MEDIA=twitter]711605886309928960[/MEDIA]Name one thing that has changed for the better in the last few years, that wasn't already ok to begin with.
If only Dobson knew just how stupid he sounds here. Especially the part about Transformers and Trump having similar fans.

And why am I igetting the feeling that Dobson's only saying this to (unsuccessfully) hide that he himself may be a Trump supporter?
 
Y'know, the thing is, Dobson doesn't even know a thing about Trump. His political opinions aren't political opinions at all. He doesn't know anything about policy or constitutional stances or any of it.

Donald Trump is a Republican and everyone on the internet hates him. That's all Dobson knows or wants to know, and it's all he cares about.
 
The fact that this manchild thinks comparing Trump to a children's movie is appropriate shows he has the same autistic level of understanding of politics as Chris-Chan. That's really the extent of his understanding. Some politician he doesn't like and whose policies he doesn't understand is similar to some movie he doesn't like because people he imitates doesn't like it.
 

The link in this tweet says "Change your diet: eat real food. Make #halfyourplate veggies. Drink water, not soda. Easy."
So Dobby thinks water is more expensive than soda.

Haha of COURSE he likes Clawhauser.

Fat, kind, clearly in the closet, and later 'oppressed' despite doing nothing wrong. Poor guy, he's just like Dobson... If it was opposite day, excluding the fat of course.

Clawhauser has a job.
 
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The link in this tweet says "Change your diet: eat real food. Make #halfyourplate veggies. Drink water, not soda. Easy."
So Dobby thinks water is more expensive than soda.
If you can eat a McDonald a day, you can eat healthy. Buy a sack of apples, wash it in the sink, and eat it. Done.

Dobson is just looking for excuses not to stop eating his precious junk food.
 
If you can eat a McDonald a day, you can eat healthy. Buy a sack of apples, wash it in the sink, and eat it. Done.

Dobson is just looking for excuses not to stop eating his precious junk food.

This fat pig who gorges on McDonald's all the time is the same pig who mocks people for liking Transformers movies and autistically compares this to Donald Trump.
 
This fat pig who gorges on McDonald's all the time is the same pig who mocks people for liking Transformers movies and autistically compares this to Donald Trump.

Dude, I don't know if you realize this, but you can pick TWO delicious options for only $5! That includes Chicken Nuggies. It's really the only option poor people like Dobson has.

Let us not forget how busy he is too. Life is so unfair for the starving artist type, let's just hope that meanie Trump doesn't get elected. :c

Sarcasm aside, ten bucks says there's something about him liking that Transformers movie somewhere in his paper trail.
 
Dude, I don't know if you realize this, but you can pick TWO delicious options for only $5! That includes Chicken Nuggies. It's really the only option poor people like Dobson has.

Let us not forget how busy he is too. Life is so unfair for the starving artist type, let's just hope that meanie Trump doesn't get elected. :c

Sarcasm aside, ten bucks says there's something about him liking that Transformers movie somewhere in his paper trail.

He's never liked Transformers, as far as I can tell.
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I guess in his mind, liking Transformers is on the same level as being a mechanic dudebro/car autist who religiously watches Top Gear.
 
He's never liked Transformers, as far as I can tell.
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I guess in his mind, liking Transformers is on the same level as being a mechanic dudebro/car autist who religiously watches Top Gear.

Oh yeah, this comic.
I love how the guy who claims we should all get along, pretty much pisses on/mocks 90% of "nerd culture" here.
Look, I am not a fan of Twilight and I can chuckle at the obsessions of others myself.
But Dobson makes me want to shake Stephenie Meyer's hand and tell her that despite being a terrible writer with awful opinions, at least she made money out of it unlike Humpti Dobby over there.
 
He's never liked Transformers, as far as I can tell.
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I guess in his mind, liking Transformers is on the same level as being a mechanic dudebro/car autist who religiously watches Top Gear.
well of course he doesn't get sports, that requires him to do shit
final fantasy and twilight are only bad to him CUZ IS POPULAR!!!

and he hates D&D because it requires math, thinking and, IMAGINATION!

also dobs, you are a furry
 
Actually, he hates D&D because he thinks the people who play it are exclusionary shut-ins who despise anyone with insufficient power levels.

Let the irony of that sink in.
 
What does he even know about any of the things in the comic?

1. Sports = He got beaten up by people in school who were into it. And? Dobson's comic suggests athletes are idiots, when in reality many of them must be some of the most determined people out there, considering that training, the atcual sporting event and the stress of failure/private lifes, is on their shoulders.

2. FF = Okay, I admit, the franchise got bad thanks to overstylization thanks to people like Nomura working on the major titles nowadays. But surprisingly, it is not the emo garbage some people claim to be Even the original FF7 was surprisingly light hearted at some points and that is the one with the villain who has an oedipuss complex.

3 Twilight = okay, I don't know how to defend that. But frankly, it is just a fantasy for teenaged girls in my opinion. Self Insert Fanfic. Like everything Dobs does.

4. Transformers = Bay's movies are dumb, but I can see some people enjoy them. Furthermore, Transformer's still had some funny shows. And perhaps the reason get excited about it, is because it has good sories here and there and eople love action?

5. Furries = Yiffer jokes aside, come on. People like cartoon animals. And who is the creator of Ta(i)lus going to judge here?

6 = Perhaps he will like it if there is a lesbian edition?

7. Klingons= Well he hates asians and males who are proud warriors. So go figure.
 
What does he even know about any of the things in the comic?

1. Sports = He got beaten up by people in school who were into it. And? Dobson's comic suggests athletes are idiots, when in reality many of them must be some of the most determined people out there, considering that training, the atcual sporting event and the stress of failure/private lifes, is on their shoulders.

2. FF = Okay, I admit, the franchise got bad thanks to overstylization thanks to people like Nomura working on the major titles nowadays. But surprisingly, it is not the emo garbage some people claim to be Even the original FF7 was surprisingly light hearted at some points and that is the one with the villain who has an oedipuss complex.

3 Twilight = okay, I don't know how to defend that. But frankly, it is just a fantasy for teenaged girls in my opinion. Self Insert Fanfic. Like everything Dobs does.

4. Transformers = Bay's movies are dumb, but I can see some people enjoy them. Furthermore, Transformer's still had some funny shows. And perhaps the reason get excited about it, is because it has good sories here and there and eople love action?

5. Furries = Yiffer jokes aside, come on. People like cartoon animals. And who is the creator of Ta(i)lus going to judge here?

6 = Perhaps he will like it if there is a lesbian edition?

7. Klingons= Well he hates asians and males who are proud warriors. So go figure.


lol why you going easy on furries?
 
He has to have been crossed by a D&D player at some point. Like he showed up to a game in college or something, acted like That Guy, and was never talked to again.
"hey, i got kicked out a D&D group when i the other EVIL MEN said i couldn't have a lesbian elf with inflatomancy powers too.. I totally understand where dobs is coming from!"
- No one ever (Circa 20neverhappened16)
 
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