❄️ Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

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Destacado el 14 de Nov, 2022 por Null: Armoured Skeptic's YouTube channel has died and now he's depression posting in the comments of his videos.
Suicide incoming (from his YouTube)
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He sounds more like Spoony here.
 
urr13 account dijo:
he should have just gotten over the creepy bald head and knocked up shoe, its possible advancements in science will allow her to grow her hair back some day. Now he's all alone acting like a big homo.
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Twist ending: such treatments eventually exist but in her case don't work properly and she ends up with patrick stewart style baldness, then grows out that hair so she looks like she has a horrifying mane extending from the back of her head

Frankly he'd have to be mental to deliberately knock a psycho like shoe up. Then he'd be stuck with her in his life to some degree permanently. She's just going to get nuttier and more unhinged as she gets older, so why would he want that
 
WonderWino dijo:
Frankly he'd have to be mental to deliberately knock a psycho like shoe up. Then he'd be stuck with her in his life to some degree permanently. She's just going to get nuttier and more unhinged as she gets older, so why would he want that
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What other options does he got? Growing into middle age with his dumb youtube channel, crying about not getting the video views that he wants, writing live-journal styled entries on the community tab about how sad he is. Maybe having a kid would have fixed her.
 
The best thing either of these people could do is, get a real job (I know it'll never happen by choice) where they get to interact with people and have to leave the house 5 days a week. I can't imagine what it's like when your only interaction with people is thru a computer screen.
 
McSneaks dijo:
"I can't afford the internet or a house MY LIFE IS OVER EVERYTHING SUCKS THERE'S NO HOPE"


Or like go outside and get a job? That everyone does? That's some shit a 10 year old would say after his brother blows up his minecraft house
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If Greg actually goes through with his cringe mopey ideation, he’ll be a pitiable causionary tale, a tragic squashed bug on the windshield of fate. What is his life story? He “fell for a cult”, compensated by becoming an internet atheist, ruined his first marriage by buying manchild toys, wasted a retard’s youth being a fat lazy “dom”, pussyfooted out of it, lost weight while isolating, and never grew into a real boy. He’s lost all verve, talent, drive, ambition. He weeps pathetically to the internet to love him for nothing, and demands life for the same. He’s in trouble, man. He should read Crime and Punishment, and consider his teetering position on the brink.

Imagine if two years ago he manned up and shoe womaned up instead of their pathetic passionless whimpering breakup. They could have eloped during the pandemic, moved into a small apartment near the border while they moved their lives. They could have a 3 year old by now. Instead June is a wishy washy hasbeen with a fading audience, and Greg is telling the internet he wants to die.
 
Gay Mouth dijo:
June is a wishy washy hasbeen with a fading audience, and Greg is telling the internet he wants to die.
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This is their divine punishment for being smug. Smug is the biggest sin of all. Both of them will die alone, inshallah.

Raven of the Burning God dijo:
So, if the TradCath LARPer is supposedly making her wait until marriage, if Greg kermits sudoku does that mean everyone June's banged is dead?
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The entire Denver Broncos are still alive, buddy.
 
I can't stand self pity, "I no longer have the strength to dig myself out of this", nigger what dose that even mean? You had the strength to throw this gay pity party on the Internet, you've get the audacity to wallow in pointless existence you call a life. Get a fucking grip. Nobody going to help you but yourself, and if you can't then you should just put yourself out of both our and your own misery.

There's been like 100 billion humans that have ever lived, though war, disease, disaster, famine and they still managed to get though it so they could spawn your faggot ass. Your ancestors went though the fucking plague and two world wars just so you could sit here an complain about not being able to afford your fucking Internet.
 
Gay Mouth dijo:
If Greg actually goes through with his cringe mopey ideation, he’ll be a pitiable causionary tale, a tragic squashed bug on the windshield of fate. What is his life story? He “fell for a cult”, compensated by becoming an internet atheist, ruined his first marriage by buying manchild toys, wasted a retard’s youth being a fat lazy “dom”, pussyfooted out of it, lost weight while isolating, and never grew into a real boy. He’s lost all verve, talent, drive, ambition. He weeps pathetically to the internet to love him for nothing, and demands life for the same. He’s in trouble, man. He should read Crime and Punishment, and consider his teetering position on the brink.

Imagine if two years ago he manned up and shoe womaned up instead of their pathetic passionless whimpering breakup. They could have eloped during the pandemic, moved into a small apartment near the border while they moved their lives. They could have a 3 year old by now. Instead June is a wishy washy hasbeen with a fading audience, and Greg is telling the internet he wants to die.
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i m a g i n e if more mentally ill people had children damn what a thought
 
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