Elon Musk is like the eternal tryhard "hey fellow kids" faggot. But holy shit he finally did something that is truly funny and good. I never thought I would be rooting for a billionaire who has been so loudly annoying and retarded for like a decade. Blue checkmarks on twitter are subhuman, ontologically evil, and their public meltdowns are just further evidence that their suffering is deserved.
Ethan Klein wants to kill himself. I When did start getting REALLY fat? He looks like he packed on about 50 lbs since I last remember. Was it before he and his wife started wearing those ridiculous clothes? seriously what the fuck is that shit? I dont remember them always wearing zoomerface but i just watched a couple clips of the show for the first time in years. Speaking of "fellow kids" energy, I guess he thinks the audience might not notice they are 45 if they wear bucket hats and asymetrial sunglasses lol. Ethan wants to kill himself because he knows that for the rest of his career he has to pretend to let off steam or whatever doing his stupid rants while always triangulating every word he says to make sure that he maximizes his appeal to retarded 12 year olds or whoever watches that shit while also maintaining his milquetoast woke monetizable jewtube status.
It must be exhausting! Even when he slips up like saying that shit about bombing the NRA and now this attention seeking suicide bombing of his precious twitter account, its not him really going buck and letting loose. These are just the miscalculations of a greedy, cynical, fat, miserable douchebag. He has a fully saturated market for his content, so nothing he does will make him richer or open up new vectors for profit in the short term and he has to shuck and jive within the confines of his internet niche box which can only get smaller over time. Mazel!
