💼 Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

Found it by looking for one of my own rants on the subject. Typically, you most likely couldn't find it because apparently Bob doesn't know the word. I legitimately forgot how mindbendingly stupid this tweet was.

Ver archivo adjunto 3727902

Jesus Christ! Even fucking Nietzsche recognized that organized religion was based on human psychology! Thank you so much and to the OP it goes.

---

It's niggers, niggers, niggers all the way down.








The Rock says he listens to the fans of Black Adam.


Ezra Miller


Someone points out that Mr. Iron Man has committed crimes as well. But to Bobby it is different of course.




Potato talks about vegetable representation in cartoons.




Remember that ugly plastic woman playing poker (the end of this post)? Bobby follows that story for some reason.

---

Fox G. Green and friend on Mark Ruffalo, Ukraine, and Brazil


Following the "Hulk" line of thought:

So why is Bobby talking about geopolitics when he is so unfathomably stupid about pop culture?

Yet Bobby, who is incapable of NOT making pop culture references when talking politics, ridicules others for doing the same.




I'm at a lost why a supposed gestapo would claim to be jewish.

I see but I just don't know why I should take some old slut-ho's opinion as authority.




I presume injuns invented the middle-finger salute.





Ahem.


The future is conservative and moral, not consumerist or debauched.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Jesus Christ! Even fucking Nietzsche recognized that organized religion was based on human psychology! Thank you so much and to the OP it goes.

Ver archivo adjunto 3729417 Ver archivo adjunto 3729419 Ver archivo adjunto 3729422
Ver archivo adjunto 3729424

---

It's niggers, niggers, niggers all the way down.
Ver archivo adjunto 3729551

Ver archivo adjunto 3729521

Ver archivo adjunto 3729549

Ver archivo adjunto 3729442

The Rock says he listens to the fans of Black Adam.
Ver archivo adjunto 3729589

Ezra Miller
Ver archivo adjunto 3729534

Someone points out that Mr. Iron Man has committed crimes as well. But to Bobby it is different of course.
Ver archivo adjunto 3729588

Ver archivo adjunto 3729599

Potato talks about vegetable representation in cartoons.
Ver archivo adjunto 3729429

Ver archivo adjunto 3729578

Remember that ugly plastic woman playing poker (the end of this post)? Bobby follows that story for some reason.
Ver archivo adjunto 3729555

Ver archivo adjunto 3729547

---

Fox G. Green and friend on Mark Ruffalo, Ukraine, and Brazil
Ver archivo adjunto 3729520 Ver archivo adjunto 3729513

Following the "Hulk" line of thought:
Ver archivo adjunto 3729573
So why is Bobby talking about geopolitics when he is so unfathomably stupid about pop culture?

Yet Bobby, who is incapable of NOT making pop culture references when talking politics, ridicules others for doing the same.
Ver archivo adjunto 3729577

Ver archivo adjunto 3729542

I'm at a lost why a supposed gestapo would claim to be jewish.
Ver archivo adjunto 3729435
I see but I just don't know why I should take some old slut-ho's opinion as authority.

Ver archivo adjunto 3729437

Ver archivo adjunto 3729430
I presume injuns invented the middle-finger salute.

Ver archivo adjunto 3729580

Ver archivo adjunto 3729452

Ahem.
Ver archivo adjunto 3729450

The future is conservative and moral, not consumerist or debauched.
Ver archivo adjunto 3729592

Uh-oh, Bob told a PeeOhCee true and honest niggo to get down off the furniture and called 'em obsolete!

Twitter swarm of people calling Bob raycissss in 3....2....1....

 

[NaviSpider]

Question for my fellow Bobologists: In general, does Bob use longer sentences with lots of big smart sounding words when talking to women he wants to bang? That's the vibe I've been getting lately, his horribly worded run-on sentences seems to increase with his thirst. I'm wondering if it's a thing he's been doing this whole time. And no way in hell am I subjecting myself to his tweets to find out for sure.

If so, it's a laughable sign of insecurity. It's also kinda sexist "heh, if I wow this female with my vocabulary and make lots of obscure references while also not using a single full stop she will see how intelligent I am and be putty in my hand".

 

[Foltest]

Up is down,
black is white.
Bob is still the same.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

It's niggers, niggers, niggers all the way down.

Yeah, unlike all those really angry or dour Disney marching bands....?

Ahem.

(Opens "list of dystopias whose least cool aspects we are adopting.txt".)

(Adds "Warhammer 40K" to list.)

(Closes text file.)

 

[Koby_Fish]

DeSantis is charged with the unenviable task of listening to some demented grandpa mumbling about climate change
Ver archivo adjunto 3725714

Ver archivo adjunto 3725716

More Herschel Walker news.
Ver archivo adjunto 3725752

Chelsea Clinton was raised to be a cunt, to look down on the deplorable serfs who protect her.
Ver archivo adjunto 3725948

---

The video in which John Stewart interrogates Leslie Rutledge, Arkansas Attorney General, about "trans kids" is very well received by the usual suspects. Pity that so many liberal wine-moms reacts with so much paranoia against trannies and their quacks and butchers harming kids.
Ver archivo adjunto 3725781
"If you don't agree with everything trannies demands you are just as evil as Trump." I dare Joe Biden the child molester and his cabinet of sexual degenerates lay this ultimatum in front of all the moms in America!

Tony Reed.
Ver archivo adjunto 3725954

Ver archivo adjunto 3725794
Regardless of the true reason behind the hostility between Musk and his son, getting rid of Marxists in colleges is a good thing in itself.

Ver archivo adjunto 3725845
Oh Bobby I've read plenty of shit much more stupid than that from you. Don't sell yourself short.

Still, even Musk's most charitable fans have to admit there is something not quite right about him.
Ver archivo adjunto 3725850

Ver archivo adjunto 3725836
My stance on Halloween is based on 1 Corinthians 8:4-8. The supposed supernatural entities celebrated in Halloween are not real, hence should not be harmful if a convinced Christian joins in the fun, still I won't take part in it because by so doing I might lead someone else astray -- people who aren't informed about spiritual matters, such as people like Greg above.

When Bobby thinks small villages, all he can think of is some movie scenario of religious pitchfork and torch mob.
Ver archivo adjunto 3725855

More Dale Partridge:
Ver archivo adjunto 3725810

---

Russians think American niggers jump the toilet queue, and that you are a bigot if you don't let them to.
Ver archivo adjunto 3725898
The ad is identical to GOP talking point because they are both true to life. (Google translate of the Russian: "In the Russian Federation launched videos against the avalanche of emigration. Type in the US terrible same-sex marriages and 'we must apologize to blacks.' In beautiful Putin's Russia, you will just be forcibly taken into the army and thrown into a cold trench in a plastic helmet with a rusty machine gun under the highmars."

Ukraine.
Ver archivo adjunto 3725807

Ver archivo adjunto 3725720
(Substack article) Basically it was because the Japanese obey orders; I have no idea what Bobby's gif means.

Everything is pop culture.
Ver archivo adjunto 3725852

---

Ver archivo adjunto 3725750
The video is 1 hour 27 minute long. Backup omitted.

Ver archivo adjunto 3725958

wolf.mp4

Ver archivo adjunto 3725876
Youtube vid in question. 11 minutes.

Ver archivo adjunto 3725718

The power of Disney knows no limits.
Ver archivo adjunto 3725975

Ver archivo adjunto 3725722

A new week, a new capeshit.
Ver archivo adjunto 3725725
Why do this consoomer care so much about the item he consooms. Your dick doesn't read Twitter Bobby!

Targeted advertising is apparently sexist now, and Bobby thinks ad-men are "progressive" by necessity.
Ver archivo adjunto 3725763

---

Ver archivo adjunto 3725966

Mortal Kombat cartoon.
Ver archivo adjunto 3725911

Wednesday of The Addam's Family goes to Hogwash, and wastes no time making a pest of herself.
Ver archivo adjunto 3725971

Star Trek.
Ver archivo adjunto 3725868

Ver archivo adjunto 3725786
The trailer does look like a video game.

Ver archivo adjunto 3725861
Isn't "dongle" a rape joke that got men fired?

A sneering Juliet who rolls eyes. Possibly a lesbun too.
Ver archivo adjunto 3725735
Can we expect Moby Dick with an elfish zombie lesbun as Ahab's first mate next?

More Dob Chipman.
Ver archivo adjunto 3725803

Ver archivo adjunto 3725901

Chris Pratt commits a Koopa blooper.
Ver archivo adjunto 3725769

The original Mario Bros arcade game looks like this and I don't think SMB had an arcade version.
Ver archivo adjunto 3725767

Bobby is assured that the future of Narcissism looks bright.
Ver archivo adjunto 3725806

Ver archivo adjunto 3725981

The gif is of the 1985 TV show M.A.S.K. (Mobile Armored Strike Kommand). So in other words, Bob thinks they all masked up therefore didn't die as much.

"My lighting rig is busted" BOB. HOW. HOW did your lighting rig get busted? Did mommy let daniece and danephew into your room to play? Or did you just trip over it in a drunken stupor?

Of course Bobbo approves of a toddler tearing up a book about Narcissism. It hits too close to home. I'm perplexed that the person bob's quoting isn't smart enough to keep books out of reach of such a child after the first instance, though.

Growing up in a religious household, we never had any issues with Halloween either at home or at church. My parents made it clear from the start that ghosts and witches and the like were mere stories and nothing more, and that Halloween was just for fun. We'd decorate and put on costumes and trick-or-treat and have a good time. It seems silly to me to view a holiday that began with Christian practices (and is still celebrated in that way today) as totally evil and satanic, even if secular celebrations can tend toward that imagery at times.

And that blue check with his gotcha about the cross is, as is the habit of many fedora-tippers that don't bother to learn anything about the faith they denigrate, absolutely wrong. As the guy in the video says in the screencap, the cross is not a symbol of death, it's a symbol of Christ's sacrifice and resurrection, a triumph over death. The creeds of the faith don't stop at "Jesus died, the end," after all. (And quite the lovely display of humanity in that last reply, wishing for human sacrifice of those you don't like. Definitely claiming that moral high ground!)

My view lies in the middle of these two extremes. As long as you give your children a strong faith foundation, you won't need to worry about them being led astray by ghost stories and such. Same goes for adults, though I would certainly avoid fundamentalist talk like this. Go out and have fun, it's the one night a year where you get to dress up in a silly costume and not be viewed as a weirdo. Oh, and it's the only holiday standing in the way of the Christmas season advancing further through the year, so I have to celebrate it on principle.

As a side note, I would like to point out that it's not just fundies that can be sticks in the mud over Halloween. Remember all the lefties screeching over the years about cultural appropriation when someone dared to wear a sombrero, or the feminists bemoaning "sexy" costumes? Turns out that no one side has a complete monopoly on being wet blankets.

I think that's par for the course for the filthy Lutherans like me. Not going full Baptist-style sperg about OMG WITCHES AND GHOSTS BAD! but basically saying, "This stuff doesn't reals." Yeah, the problem with the people bob was replying to (and bob himself) is that they were equating the death of Jesus, with Undead/Ghosts as if it's the same thing. Which of course, it isn't. Especially since, spoiler alert, Jesus didn't stay dead. Yeah there's those wags out there that go "Happy Zombie Jesus Day" on Easter, forgetting that the concept of a "zombie" didn't exist 2000+ years ago in the Middle East. They don't understand that Jesus' death is celebrated not for its own sake, but for what it means and what it does. It's an entirely different concept than quasi-necromancy or whatever they think happens on Halloween. Just goes to show neither Bob, nor the idiots he parrots or retwats or engages with, understand what Jesus did, AT ALL.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

>zombie Jesus

Yeah, people either don't get or ignore that fact that he rose from the dead, involate, uncorrupted by decay. He was not some reanimated dead tissue, he was alive because he had conquored death. But I'm sure that Robert, with his classical seminary/theological education knows all about it.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Wonder what Bob will say when we reach page 5000. Not long now.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Wonder what Bob will say when we reach page 5000. Not long now.

I wonder if he's even aware we didn't get plowed under as per the dictates of the Leaf known as Special K. I haven't seen any evidence that he's aware we're back up and running. Has Special K bitched about us being resurrected from being plowed under?

 

[NaviSpider]

Wonder what Bob will say when we reach page 5000. Not long now.

Well we're almost at 100,000 replies and Bob's tweet count is nearly triple that. So no matter what he says, he's still a bigger loser.

 

[TowinKarz]

I wonder if he's even aware we didn't get plowed under as per the dictates of the Leaf known as Special K. I haven't seen any evidence that he's aware we're back up and running. Has Special K bitched about us being resurrected from being plowed under?

I think he's probably tangentially aware of it, but just can't bring himself to put our address into his browser and get confirmation, preferring to live in a deferred Schrodinger's Cat state of knowing/not knowing... kind of like how you can sorta ignore your bills by not looking in the mailbox for a couple weeks, at least until they start calling your phone.

 

[Mola Ram]

Well we're almost at 100,000 replies and Bob's tweet count is nearly triple that. So no matter what he says, he's still a bigger loser.

That is an incredibly sobering statistic. And it doesn't include the ones he's BALEETED. Sure, the vast majority of these posts are longer than a tweet (the captures done by @Positron and his predecessors being much longer and more work) but it's still crazy to think about just how endless Bob's verbal diarrhea is.

 

[Adamska]

That is an incredibly sobering statistic. And it doesn't include the ones he's BALEETED. Sure, the vast majority of these posts are longer than a tweet (the captures done by @Positron and his predecessors being much longer and more work) but it's still crazy to think about just how endless Bob's verbal diarrhea is.

I don't even think he gets that many positive updoots either, which makes his crackhead tier desperation for them on Twitter even funnier.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I don't even think he gets that many positive updoots either, which makes his crackhead tier desperation for them on Twitter even funnier.

ironically all while denying that Twitter is "real" or insisting that interactions from it mean nothing. I knew that was bullshit the minute he started knob slobbering lunatic lefty comics dude Tom Brevoort when Tom tossed a compliment Bob's way.

 

[Adamska]

ironically all while denying that Twitter is "real" or that interactions from it mean nothing. I knew that was bullshit the minute he started knob slobbering lunatic lefty comics dude Tom Brevoort when Tom tossed a compliment Bob's way.

I mean you can refute him just by posting his average tweet times tbh. It's hideous and shows he's literally glued to it.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

That is an incredibly sobering statistic. And it doesn't include the ones he's BALEETED. Sure, the vast majority of these posts are longer than a tweet (the captures done by @Positron and his predecessors being much longer and more work) but it's still crazy to think about just how endless Bob's verbal diarrhea is.

It's an old writer's trick: he's not writing about 300,000+ different topics. He writes about the same six or seven different topics, over and over again.

If you use the bird app regularly, you'll notice that it encourages this: pick your favorite topics, and marinate in a constant feed of those topics. If you remain on Twitter long enough, those six or seven topics will become your entire world. Bob may have had a glimmer of intelligence back in the day, but it has been thoroughly smothered by Twitter's diet of capeshit and lesbians.

 

[Brother Wind]

Well we're almost at 100,000 replies and Bob's tweet count is nearly triple that. So no matter what he says, he's still a bigger loser.

On one hand, we have a much higher concentration of intelligent discussion here. Anyone who reads this thread will learn a great deal about Tolkien, writing, criticizing, history, art, and really any combination of all those. Compared to what you would learn by reading through Moviebob's feed. On the other hand, these 100,000 posts were written by like 20+ different people. So, not only is the density of worthwhile text much higher in here. It isn't even curated of the best of one guy.

 

[Positron]

Bobby is thirsting after Nick "ContraPoint" Parrott.

The reason "girlbosses" are villified while "boybosses" are not is that women have a very different management style from men -- emotional, inconsistent, nepotistic, and with whole minefields of hidden agendas that her underlings must mind-read. Hillary Rodham is the perfect example. It is heartening that not even Bobby's and Nick's cronies agree with these two nutters.
Women, do better.




The difference between Rainbow Capitalism and Halloween Capitalism is that the participation of the latter is optional, while if you reject the former you'll be condemned as immoral.

Retweeting Nick's dismissal to a detransitioning young woman:

You are just obese Nick. Don't blame hormones.

Some she/her grooms a kid over an RPG. Bobby approves.

---

Tulsi Gabbard officially leaves the Democrat Party and airs her grievances.





Vice claims they have got hold of some incriminating footage of Kayne West -- but you can't see it!


Oh about M3GAN. It is a Superior Future android designed to kill everyone who offends your child -- including you, dear Mom.




Yesterday Bobby laughed at someone who described CIA using pop-culture figures. That person hit back.


And out pops our old friend: The Unofficial MovieBob Fan Club!

---

Roger that!

Nutters find a new way to be a white supremacist: calling off a writers' workshop.

Pretty sure making narcotics is illegal while shutting down workshops isn't.



Mah CARTOONS!!! Mah Pee POCs!!!! REEEEEEE!!!

May I preemptively shed a tear over the pee o'sea kids who will die because they can't see a dark-skinned character in cartoons?



There are at least a dozen more retweets about Zaslav but I'm sure you are as out of fucks to give as I am.

---

Sony make a new Barbarella. Bobby takes the chance to post his spank bank.







Who?


Again who?

 

[Mola Ram]

Roger that!

Oh, Bob, Killer Klowns From Outer Space? Really? What a basic bitch cult movie to highlight for a guy who's been at this since before Obama was elected. That movie is so played out my buddies and I were goofing on it in high school, and lemme tell ya, ol' Mola graduated high school before most of the people on the Farms were even born.

Do better, Bob!