why was the pinocchio remake so bad?

[Just A Butt]

usually Zemeckis + Hanks = watchable
but not this time

 

[Gorgar]

Because instead of drinking beer, they drank root beer.

 

[Just A Butt]

at least they didn't do the romance subplot with that other puppet that was performed by that crippled black french girl like i thought they were gonna

 

[Jack Awful]

The fact I didn't even know it was out proves Disney was aware it was trash and wanted to bury it.

 

[Just A Butt]

wanted to bury it.

it was the headliner of their much promoted Disney+ Day

new thor dropped too but i can't be bothered to care about it, even for morbid curiosity sake

 

[tehpope]

Because its a a soulless adaptation made by a soulless company as a nostalgia cashgrab. Member Pinocchio?

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

Maybe they should have gone even woker?

 

[Coelacanth]

Because the original is so culturally important and set the standard for what an animated masterpiece should look like. I can think of only one or two other adaptations of the story that come somewhat close and that's because they chose not to try and copy the Disney version.

 

[Glep]

Because niggers.

 

[Absolutego]

 

[Nick Gars]

I didn't even know that was a thing.

It put a thought in my head though. If you used the actual source material for Pinnochio and gave it more modern sensibilities, you could probably make either a good children's tale about why tranny's are bad, or a horror film in much the same.

A talking puppet going around causing trouble through their own arrogance and stupidity, or influence from malicious actors, constantly proclaiming "I'M A REAL BOY!". It's apropos.

 

[Coelacanth]

If you used the actual source material for Pinnochio and gave it more modern sensibilities, you could probably make either a good children's tale about why tranny's are bad, or a horror film in much the same.

Somebody actually made a Pinocchio horror film back in the 90's and it's really bad.

 

[Colon capital V]

I thought you were referring to the one where Pino was a "SLAY IT QWEEN " type fag, but didn't know Disney was remaking their own version.
Your conclusion would've still been the same though.

 

[DiceindaMirror]

Did they really make Honest John and Gideon something more than just boss and lackey? The fuck?! If you can't see it, it's a carved heart with G+HJ in the middle on Gideon's mallet...

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Idk, why are you asking us instead of the fairy?

I keep telling people, there's been a major quality control issue when it comes to remaking puppets for a while now, at least the last decade or so; nobody listens. I blame diversity hiring, personally.

Who the heck watches things on TVs anymore? There's already way, way more than enough free passive entertainment.

 

[murph]

Didn't they make the blue fairy into a bald trans woman of color? Yeah, they did. I don't think it helped.

 

[Chucklenuts]

Because its a a soulless adaptation made by a soulless company as a nostalgia cashgrab. Member Pinocchio?

Ironic, given that its about a puppet with a soul

 

[Beak Thing]

Didn't they make the blue fairy into a bald trans woman of color? Yeah, they did. I don't think it helped.Ver archivo adjunto 3687813

That looks like complete dogshit compared to the original. I don't think Disney could even produce another animated film, the art is lost.

 

[Colon capital V]

Didn't they make the blue fairy into a bald trans woman of color? Yeah, they did. I don't think it helped.Ver archivo adjunto 3687813

Dismantle the establishment NOW

 

[TheRetardKing]

It needs Team America-esque puppet sex.