UK Truss will only make the UK more miserable. That could be good - The past has proven that hitting rock-bottom can be a productive national moment

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On Monday, we will witness the ritual miracle of Britain’s peaceful transfer of power, from one Conservative leader to the next. The party’s genius is that it keeps reinventing itself and scrambling the country, so that each new Tory prime minister — now, presumably, Liz Truss — feels like a new regime.

There’s more that’s familiar about this moment. As an ex-superpower, Britain swings between hubris and despair. There was war-induced hubris in 1914 and 1982 and despair in 1956 (the Suez Crisis), 1979 (winter of discontent) and the 2008 financial crisis. The vote for Brexit in 2016, uniquely, combined hubris with despair; some Leave voters thought the UK could do without Europe, while others were expressing their pain. Now a hubristic leader is taking charge just as Britain’s economy and public realm melt down. How will that play out?

Even the British term “omnishambles” cannot capture the current despair. Energy bills will rise 80 per cent next month, real wages are lower than in 2007, foreign investment has evaporated since 2016, the trade deficit is the worst on record and the Bank of England predicts a recession lasting more than a year. Given southern Italian levels of productivity outside London and the UK’s self-exile from the world’s largest free-trade zone, Britain’s regions have no obvious long-term economic strategy beyond flogging national heritage to foreigners.

Britain’s public realm, weak since Margaret Thatcher and hollowed out by David Cameron’s austerity, is now collapsing. In an ageing country that had Europe’s lowest healthy life expectancy even before Covid-19, a record 6.7 million people are waiting for hospital-level treatment. Next comes what Matthew Taylor, chief executive of the National Health Service Confederation, predicts will be “the most difficult winter on record”. Labour is forever warning that the Conservatives will privatise the NHS, but instead the Tories are turning Britain into Brazil, impoverishing healthcare to the point that it’s only used by the poor, pushing the wealthy to go private, as they already do for schools. Meanwhile, climate change is biting, immiserated public-sector workers are striking and, in the only modern country to have fully privatised water, companies have soiled the coasts with excrement.

Now inject Truss into the mix. Like most Tory leaders, she has pitched her appeal to well-off people who want tax cuts. That works electorally when such people abound, but Britain is currently following Argentina’s descent from a predominantly middle-class nation into a predominantly precarious one. Like all modern Tory prime ministers, Truss will spend her political energy on managing her own party. Only during brief interludes before elections do Tories worry about beating Labour. And so Truss will follow Boris Johnson in feeding nationalistic hubris to elderly Conservatives. She will commute to Kyiv for photo-ops with Ukraine’s president Volodymyr Zelenskyy, because military action remains shorthand for British greatness, even if the UK’s last military interventions in Iraq and Afghanistan ended in ignominious withdrawal.

She also wants to push a bill through parliament backsliding on the Northern Ireland protocol, which the UK signed with the EU. That would break international law, which suits Truss as it signals that Britain does what it likes. The legislation probably won’t ever pass, and will take months of parliamentary time away from the UK’s bigger problems. But its purpose is to remobilise Leave voters and embarrass Labour, which tries to pretend Brexit doesn’t exist. Tory leaders need Brexit to remain an unfinished knight’s quest, requiring constant duels with villains, because as every TV writer knows, that’s a better story than proclaiming Brexit finished and having Leavers say, “But you’ve improved it worse!”

Yet longer term, I’m optimistic. At peaks of despair, British policy changes, occasionally even for the better. After Suez, the UK stopped acting abroad without the US; after 1979, Thatcher decimated the trade unions; after 2008, Cameron imposed misconceived austerity. After the next election in about 2024, I expect two positive changes. First, when you’re down you realise you need friends. Though Britain won’t rejoin the EU for decades, it will seek European allies and freer trade. Younger Britons, raised without superpower fantasies, are overwhelmingly pro-EU.

Second, we will see some reversion to the pre-1979 redistributionist UK, with a stronger public realm. For instance, though the UK won’t renationalise energy companies, it will start regulating them tightly, as it did for banks after 2008. I also expect more serious public debate: whereas fake news is growing worldwide, it’s waning in the UK as the tabloids shed readers.

Despair rarely lasts. Hitting rock-bottom can be a productive national moment.
 
Of course the Financial Times finds the destruction of the trade unions a good thing
 
a record 6.7 million people are waiting for hospital-level treatment. Next comes what Matthew Taylor, chief executive of the National Health Service Confederation, predicts will be “the most difficult winter on record”. Labour is forever warning that the Conservatives will privatise the NHS, but instead the Tories are turning Britain into Brazil, impoverishing healthcare to the point that it’s only used by the poor, pushing the wealthy to go private, as they already do for schools.
The only way socialized healthcare has a chance of working is if everyone pays into the system, can't have that with the Pakis, "youths", and parasites in the system.
 
Article is fairly presumptuous that Liz Truss will win instead of Dishi Rishi Sunak. I’m still readying up a big chicken tikka masala feast upon his ascension to number 10, since that is THE national dish of the United Kingdom (also makes Britbongs here reeee). 8)
 
Yet longer term, I’m optimistic. At peaks of despair, British policy changes, occasionally even for the better. After Suez, the UK stopped acting abroad without the US; after 1979, Thatcher decimated the trade unions; after 2008, Cameron imposed misconceived austerity. After the next election in about 2024, I expect two positive changes. First, when you’re down you realise you need friends. Though Britain won’t rejoin the EU for decades, it will seek European allies and freer trade. Younger Britons, raised without superpower fantasies, are overwhelmingly pro-EU.
Tell me you had monkeypox already, without saying you're a cum dumpster size queen faggot.
 
Bold of you to proclaim the EU will last decades when we are entering a global recession.
mfw people actually think the EU is a long term sustainable government body.

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Article is fairly presumptuous that Liz Truss will win instead of Dishi Rishi Sunak. I’m still readying up a big chicken tikka masala feast upon his ascension to number 10, since that is THE national dish of the United Kingdom (also makes Britbongs here reeee). 8)
They're both the same, but Rishi pissed off Boris and Liz Truss is very much in favour of their continual sabre rattling against Russia. So it will likely be Liz Truss
 
It's not surprising that the Financial Times is supporting someone who actively aims to fuck over the working class. The only people that read that thing are usurers, money-lenders, and other various parasitic businessmen. It gives them something to do between drinking the blood of infants and snorting cocaine off of the newspaper's pink pages.
 
Article is fairly presumptuous that Liz Truss will win instead of Dishi Rishi Sunak. I’m still readying up a big chicken tikka masala feast upon his ascension to number 10, since that is THE national dish of the United Kingdom (also makes Britbongs here reeee). 8)
Why would it make the British reee? Britain has always liked Hindu and Sikh Indians, its the child raping drug dealing Muslim Pakistanis we dislike
 
Why would it make the British reee? Britain has always liked Hindu and Sikh Indians, its the child raping drug dealing Muslim Pakistanis we dislike
In one of the other British news threads, some more right-wing kiwis were getting hot and bothered at a non-Anglo being PM and tikka masala being the national dish because it “wasn’t truly British”. I think they were just mildly racist, but after seeing that I like mentioning anywhere I can that UK cuisine and culture is Pajeet (makes those types reee).

It might be the whole “colonizer of the Pajeets becomes colonized by the Pajeets” cosmic irony, which is just funny to me (and infuriates more right-wing Britbongs).
 
In one of the other British news threads, some more right-wing kiwis were getting hot and bothered at a non-Anglo being PM and tikka masala being the national dish because it “wasn’t truly British”. I think they were just mildly racist, but after seeing that I like mentioning anywhere I can that UK cuisine and culture is Pajeet (makes those types reee).

It might be the whole “colonizer of the Pajeets becomes colonized by the Pajeets” cosmic irony, which is just funny to me (and infuriates more right-wing Britbongs).
The problem with rishi isn’t that he’s brown, it’s that he’s a multi millionaire with absolutely not a whiff of a clue about how the working classes live and struggle in the UK. A massive number of our rulers are the same cronies going to the same schools and coming out of a few degree courses like PPE at Oxford. They’ve zero experience of work and are professional politicians. I mean I could manage them being loaded and corrupt if they were just good at their jobs. But they’re bloody useless, all of them.
Framing it as muh racism is lazy journalism. Britains a fairly tolerant place and nobody gives a shit if he’s brown as long as he sorts stuff out. Keep the lights on, create jobs, fix the potholes, stop half of Albania and Africa turning up in dinghies, just you know, rule that might benefit the country. Half the right have been cheering for Suella and Kwami or whatever her name is becasue both of them were campaigning on kerb stomping the woke nonsense.
 
The problem with rishi isn’t that he’s brown, it’s that he’s a multi millionaire with absolutely not a whiff of a clue about how the working classes live and struggle in the UK. A massive number of our rulers are the same cronies going to the same schools and coming out of a few degree courses like PPE at Oxford. They’ve zero experience of work and are professional politicians. I mean I could manage them being loaded and corrupt if they were just good at their jobs. But they’re bloody useless, all of them.
Framing it as muh racism is lazy journalism. Britains a fairly tolerant place and nobody gives a shit if he’s brown as long as he sorts stuff out. Keep the lights on, create jobs, fix the potholes, stop half of Albania and Africa turning up in dinghies, just you know, rule that might benefit the country. Half the right have been cheering for Suella and Kwami or whatever her name is becasue both of them were campaigning on kerb stomping the woke nonsense.
One of the better points I've seen made about Rishi is that because he is already ludicrously wealthy and a lot of it is his wife he actually is unlikely to do what many of them will do, namely do a fuckton of favours so he has something cushy to go on to afterwards so he might actually do a good job. Money cannot buy you everything and being the PM who pulls the UK out of the various current pickles would be something that he could never match with every penny in their joint account.

As you say though, more likely useless.

And it was Kemi. I remain of the opinion that she is still too inexperienced for the job but the gnashing of teeth about the Conservatives electing a black woman who hates that woke shit would have been funny.

Oh and chicken tikka masala is British. It was developed by cooks here who did come from India but it's still a British dish. Why get annoyed about it., huge chunks of the world have dishes that become famous that have their roots in migrants.
 
gnashing of teeth about the Conservatives electing a black woman who hates that woke shit would have been funny.
Kemi, sorry. Yes, I think she needs more experience but it was nice , almost shocking to see someone say outright what most of us are thinking, and the left can’t touch her becasue she’s black and female. I hope we see more of her and I hope she doesn’t get her opinions ‘blunted’ by a few more years in Whitehall.
And in that note, it’s Whitehall who hold a lot of the power. Someone needs to go through them like a dose of salts. Have you seen this ‘Britain unboxed’ festival shit? 120 million for a festival of work crap when there’s millions struggling to keep the heating on.
 
The problem with rishi isn’t that he’s brown, it’s that he’s a multi millionaire with absolutely not a whiff of a clue about how the working classes live and struggle in the UK. A massive number of our rulers are the same cronies going to the same schools and coming out of a few degree courses like PPE at Oxford. They’ve zero experience of work and are professional politicians. I mean I could manage them being loaded and corrupt if they were just good at their jobs. But they’re bloody useless, all of them.
Framing it as muh racism is lazy journalism. Britains a fairly tolerant place and nobody gives a shit if he’s brown as long as he sorts stuff out. Keep the lights on, create jobs, fix the potholes, stop half of Albania and Africa turning up in dinghies, just you know, rule that might benefit the country. Half the right have been cheering for Suella and Kwami or whatever her name is becasue both of them were campaigning on kerb stomping the woke nonsense.
Understand completely. If anything, Rishi shows being an out-of-touch upper-class twat gifted a job in politics is independent of race. Despite all of that, we’re going to see that lazy journalism in the next few days anyway.

In any case, I’m too lazy to find the post, but somebody was talking about Rishi and in the same breath mentioned they really hated how tikka masala was the National dish of the UK (which I just found funny and petty), so that’s become my autistic jab for this leadership cycle.
 
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