🔗 Crossover 8/27/2022 Andy Warski vs. Salt Papi - Ethan Ralph bitched out of the fight blaming Jim and a-logs, "Salt Papi" enters the ring at the O2 Arena in London

Who will win?

  • Andy Warski

    Votos: 28 21.7%
  • Salt Papi

    Votos: 101 78.3%

  • Total de votantes
    129
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Ralph took punches to the face from a bare fist and didn't get knocked out. He is the superior fighter.
What? He got slapped by an autistic fat girl at Digibros’ place and was spitting up blood trying to give her fataids.

He didn’t even get punched squarely in Portugal, and suddenly he was staring around like a wild eyed bag lady begging the guy who knocked him down to help him back up.

Repeat, if Ralph gets shoved over, he can’t even stand back up under his own power.

He has the same weakness as Andy on top, which is that the drugs they do make them neurologically fragile. They can’t take hits to the head because shit just shuts down.
 
That Salt Papi dude was deceivingly out of shape. Fat as hell, yet very agile for his weight, Andy immediately reacted with retreat and fear from the first seconds lol.
That's the thing with some of these guys at cruiser and heavyweight, they look short and fat, but they have fast hands and footwork. The immediate guy I think of is former HW champ Andy Ruiz, this short fat Mexican who knocked out the walking Adonis that is Anthony Joshua.
 
Nigel Benn. That was a great era for middleweights.
That's him. His fights with Chris Eubank (nigger with a fucking "I box for Oxford old boy what what" accent, was fast af though) were some of the best fights I've seen. Everyone thought McClellan was gonna fuck Benn in that fight and he beat him so hard he still can't remember his own name lol.
Normally I wouldn't joke but McClellan was a real piece of shit, couldn't happen to a nicer guy, especially as his pre fight interview had him saying he wanted to do the same thing to Benn. Pure karma.
 
Why is everyone just assuming he didn't train at all? I'm not saying he was as dedicated as he claimed but he probably went to a boxing gym at least semi-regularly.
Some people just have no natural athletic talent, especially if you do zero physically activity growing up, you don't develop the same basic coordination as someone who has.
There's a few clips of him jogging in this promo video. Look how terrible his stride looks, he's heel striking really badly.
As soon as I saw him hitting pads I knew it was over. Some of the better fighters on that card probably showed way better skill their first time ever putting on gloves.

For comparison, fouseytube also embarrassed himself in 2019 after talking shit constantly and then turning out to be possibly the worst boxer to ever put on gloves.
This time around, he clearly trained much harder for his fight against Deji, but he still looked like shit. Definitely an improvement, but still very stiff and awkward.

Some people just suck dick at boxing and you can tell Andy is one of them.
Bro he had 6 months.
If he was in the gym 3-5 hours a day (and he was claiming 10 at first lmao) for 6 months he would have been fucking ripped. That's more than Christian Bale did between The Mechanist and one of the Batman movies and look at the difference, you can see Warski didnt do shit, he didnt take it seriously, he lied about his training, yeah, just sucking at fighting could maybe, maybe explain why he looked so stiff and like he didnt have a clue, but 5 hours a day training for 6 months, he would have been fucking obviously fit, you could see even Sam Hyde looks like he's piled on a bit of actual muscle he never had before.
Warski just did what he always does, half assed it, ran his mouth like a retard at the press events, and the second he stepped in the ring itwas obvious he never trained.
I know he was fucked when PPP did that drunk stream two weeks before the fight and Warski looked like shit.
 
Is it really too much to ask for spectacle fights like Pride used to offer where autistic tard rage and hyper violence was the norm? Mother, please, I crave violence.

I just want this level of retarded (this is real)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JK52WFvqdxw
It was the best! They were the only ones to have fights like this:

I m sure it has something to do with cocaine. But would cocaine make you train alot?
It would not.
 
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That's him. His fights with Chris Eubank (nigger with a fucking "I box for Oxford old boy what what" accent, was fast af though) were some of the best fights I've seen. Everyone thought McClellan was gonna fuck Benn in that fight and he beat him so hard he still can't remember his own name lol.
Normally I wouldn't joke but McClellan was a real piece of shit, couldn't happen to a nicer guy, especially as his pre fight interview had him saying he wanted to do the same thing to Benn. Pure karma.

Out of all of them from that era this bloke was pure.

I think both Eubanks and Benn realised what damage they could do and that's why the 3rd fight didnt happen.
 
It was the best! They were the only ones to have fights like this:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=esYysktv1PQ
Pride was the fucking Golden Age of MMA, the Gold Standard before UFC ruined it, and it was brutal, open weight fights, soccer kicks, vertical elbows, it was as close to real full combat, secret underground Black Dragon Society Kumite fighting as we ever got, but for real.
Wanderlei was a fucking beast back then, Cro Cop in his prime, UFC is a pale imitation, Pride was the shit.
 
Out of all of them from that era this bloke was pure.

I think both Eubanks and Benn realised what damage they could do and that's why the 3rd fight didnt happen.
Shit yeah Michael Watson I remember that fight, wasn't that just after the McClellan thing, or around the same time?
Shame about that guy, unlike McClellan who was a real piece of fucking garbage, Watson was just a terrible fucking accident, if I remember right didnt he hit his head hard when he went down?
I think those two events happening so close together messed up both Benn and Eubank psychologically, neither of them was the same after that.
 
Bro he had 6 months.
If he was in the gym 3-5 hours a day (and he was claiming 10 at first lmao) for 6 months he would have been fucking ripped. That's more than Christian Bale did between The Mechanist and one of the Batman movies and look at the difference,
That just isn't true. In 6 months you can put on maybe 10 pounds of muscle if you are a complete beginner, eating cleanly, and have a perfect workout routine. Actors just do steroids between movies, which accelerates their muscle growth far past what any natural person can acquire.
 
Anybody that gets hit in the head enough shuts down. It's not the drugs, it's biology.
You ever see how people on PCP are like unstoppable retard zombies? Drugs have an effect, and it’s generally counterintuitive. CNS depressants make your central nervous system miss certain signals. Stimulants, though, raise your blood pressure and keep you closer to the limit where your brain shuts you down to stop you from killing your self.

The counter argument for that is when people don’t sleep for several days and enter psychosis
 
That just isn't true. In 6 months you can put on maybe 10 pounds of muscle if you are a complete beginner, eating cleanly, and have a perfect workout routine. Actors just do steroids between movies, which accelerates their muscle growth far past what any natural person can acquire.
Normal people aren't in the gym for 6 hours a day tho, also juicing is a lot more common than most people think, besides to get ready for a professional fight in 6 months as an absolute beginner I'd say it's pretty much a given you'd have to juice if you were taking it seriously, which Warski obviously wasn't.

All that aside though, if he was in the gym 3-5 hours a day for 6 months you'd be able to tell, I was sick and pretty much confined to the house back end of last year, 6 months after I was able to get back to the gym I was back to normal, it's enough to get in shape, plus Warski would have had beginner gains starting from absolute scratch, he looked like he was made out of chewed potato lol.
 
I said how, not who. I thought the rest of my post made it obvious that I think Keem knew Warski would get his ass beat and probably bet against him on some website.
Yeah I think you're right, Keem wanted to give Papi another W to stick on his sheet and make some easy money on the side, he goes back a long way with Tardski, and he's not dumb, he must have known Tardski would half ass it like he does everything else, besides Papi is legit an OK fighter, he was the most competent guy on that entire card.
"Influencer Boxing" as a whole is a fucking joke, but while its popular may as well make some money on it, so I can't blame him
 
What the hell is that circle on Warski's back, anyway? Is it aids?
It's probably a bruise from cupping. Some athletes do it to speed up healing any muscle injuries they get during training. No idea if it works or not? Micheal Phelps the swimmer does it. That's how I heard of it. It's done by placing a cup on the skin and then using a penis pump type thing to pull the blood up to the surface of the skin. It causes round hickey type bruises like that.
 

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Shit yeah Michael Watson I remember that fight, wasn't that just after the McClellan thing, or around the same time?
Shame about that guy, unlike McClellan who was a real piece of fucking garbage, Watson was just a terrible fucking accident, if I remember right didnt he hit his head hard when he went down?
I think those two events happening so close together messed up both Benn and Eubank psychologically, neither of them was the same after that.

A few years apart from memory. Eubank was tainted by it and held back in a lot of fights. Years later when his son was fighting he was trying to stop the fight because he could see the opponent was brain damaged and needed help. the ref let it go on and the kid ended up in a coma with brain damage.
Anyway, we should stop shitting up the thread. Message me if you want to chat on boxing.
 
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