🔗 Crossover 8/27/2022 Andy Warski vs. Salt Papi - Ethan Ralph bitched out of the fight blaming Jim and a-logs, "Salt Papi" enters the ring at the O2 Arena in London

Who will win?

  • Andy Warski

    Votos: 28 21.7%

  • Salt Papi

    Votos: 101 78.3%
  • Total de votantes
    129
  • Encuesta cerrada .
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Mr E. Grifter dijo:
Keem saying Andy had power in the build-up had me laughing, like how do you know Keem - he's had one fight, and the tweaker he was going to fight no-showed. Warski was a tomato can to pad Salt Papi's record, if Andy didn't train I do not blame him one iota. It would have been wasted $$$. No wonder he was getting drunk with PPP.

Another point to note about how much of a mismatch this was, Salt Papi was the only fighter to get props from the Pro-Boxer, Eubank Jr., for their ability. He seemed fairly impressed with the double hook to the chin that he landed on Andy.

If you are unaware, Eubank Jr. is the son of Chris Eubank, a far better and more popular boxer in his day. He was very flamboyant, and nearly killed another boxer in the ring he punched him so hard. Instead just leaving the poor fighter disabled permanently.

There was also a joke idea for a TV show from Alan Partridge about going Hostelling with Chris Eubank, so years later he was in this advert.
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The fight was an embarrassing mismatch; Salt Papi looked good but Andy also looked really bad. Andy was a deer in the headlights and his footing was a mess. Where the fuck were his hands?? I think Salt Papi looked promising but I also won't let this particular fight color my impressions to too great an extent. Right from the bell, Andy was on the defensive without Papi having thrown a punch. You can see him box himself into the corner, there was no aggression and Andy was intimidated. It isn't necessarily a knock against Andy's skill; he is green and was probably extremely nervous and even a little scared. That's normal and fine. What Andy needs to do is to keep fighting. Now that he's done it once, he can work off the first time jitters and improve.

That said, Salt Papi is in another league than Andy is right now. Again it was an embarrassing mismatch and I would direct most complaints toward the fight organizers that allowed this to happen. Andy probably should not have been on this ticket and instead gone up against someone else. But I also understand that the promoters and organizers probably did this on purpose to give people the beating that we got. The crowd loved it and were going wild and overall I'd call the match a success. And Andy and Papi both seem to have been good sports about it in the post-match.

It's a literal win for Salt Papi. But if you want to see him in a real match, watch his fight with Halal Ham. It is a much better gauge of his potential and also a surprisingly decent match. It's not great, but it's decent and worth watching if you're into fights. And as for Andy... it's also a win because first an foremost he did it and also because at the end of it he was able to laugh and have a good time and be a good sport. Any monetary gain and cope from his rivals are just icing on the cake.

Again though, Andy needs to keep it up. He's finally done a real fight. He should do some more and work on it if he was serious at all. The magnitude of Andy's win in the public arena will be significantly lessened if he does not follow-through and continue boxing. He has been saying for months that he genuinely loves it, so it's time to put up.

I'll be hopeful because I like boxing, but I won't hold my breath over aim aim aim.
 
What the fuck, that wasn't a fight.

That sea nigger should have finished Warski off with an atomic wedgie/locker cram.
 
As I said in the Casino thread:

The prevailing narrative elsewhere online is Tardski deserves credit just for actually showing up and getting his extra chromosomes rocked by some racially ambiguous instagram star, I disagree.

That was a pathetic showing and he looked in worse shape for the fight than he did a few months ago. As everyone expected despite never shutting up about the fight he stopped actually training months ago.

Final score: 1 / 100 F-

Never talk about fighting ever again.
 
Snorlax Senpai dijo:
Ralph would take at least a year to get in shape for the fight. The first time they had a confrontation Warski literally cured up in a ball though let's not forget.
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Is it really too much to ask for spectacle fights like Pride used to offer where autistic tard rage and hyper violence was the norm? Mother, please, I crave violence.

I just want this level of retarded (this is real)
 
Keemstar definitely picked Andy because he knew Andy would get rocked. Keem wanted a decisive knockout to generate hype for Salt Papi and get him a higher prestige fight. Smart move
 
Umprahza dijo:
Tardski what happened your juggernaut training and red lining your heart 3 times a week? Were you having a panic attack?
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Tarski check out this epic youtube video with nearly half a million views. Please read the comments they are all very very positive towards you.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_jGzbojpxno
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How is he fat? Dude is built like a ketchup bottle. How do you train for a fight for months and end up fat? Answer: He wasn't actually training
 
I am certainly no expert on boxing, but even I know that Andy should have been hoarsely screaming "stay back, stay back, Get the fuck back!" as Salt Papi bore down on him.

'29 Second Man' is a nickname that may follow you into the bedroom and is not easily shaken off.
 
Yeah he got knocked out in 29 seconds by some guy but that is an improvement on gaining a speech impediment after being beaten by the Baby sitter.
 
AntiSchwuletteAktion dijo:
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How is he fat? Dude is built like a ketchup bottle. How do you train for a fight for months and end up fat? Answer: He wasn't actually training
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The answer is that he said yes to a fight way outside his weight class, and thought there wouldn't be any consequences to getting up to that weight on such a short span of time
 
Let's be honest, even if Warski did a real preparation, the only difference would have been that the KO happened a few seconds later. Salt Papi was leagues better, he cpuldn't have catched up with teo year preparation and not being a retarded cokehead with a fat junk food eating slob as a friend.
 
Tonka is flailing in his wheelchair right now. Poor Internet tough guy might have had a decent shot of winning a few years back unless he was even more grossly out of shape then theorized
 
I'll give it to Warski, he actually did step in the ring. He got BTFO though so Salt-Papi and O kemosabe.

Maybe he should actually train without it being a scam for his fights and get in a better regimine. He stayed WAY too close to the side of the ring and allowed his opponent to pressure him into the corner.

Ralphamale gonna lick this W like poop from his fingers, even though he didn't do anything, but man I hope he doesn't ride off on a metal buffalo like our good chieftain Donga come end of year FROM THE TOP ON DOWN when he needs to come
 
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