Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

[Giddyup]

I actually dreamt that I met Brianna last night, and she was like 12 feet tall. I don't want to read too much into this since the night before, I dreamt I got to meet Bernie Sanders, but I think I'm gonna take a little break from reading about Wu for a few days.

 

[Quasar]

This isn't something Wu has specifically done this time, but it's an old Wu-ism coming back to haunt us. I'll just leave it here without further comment:

Apparantly Samus is still trans...

 

[Von Clausewitz]

"Every single time in my career I've talked myself into a decision that felt wrong, it's ended up being a huge mistake. Trust yourself."

Too easy.

I wouldn't trust Brianna Wu to keep a loaf of bread safe for one day, so why would I ask for advice about parenting?! Shit son.

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Wu's opinions on parenting are very valuable! Just put them through your Dobson-filter:
Listen to her advice, then do the exact opposite.

 

[女鬼]

 

[Eli Whitney]

 

[Cubanodun]

I guess the BellyBelt was in the wash or something.
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I always wondered, what problem John has in his mouth, in every pictures he appears like he is sucking some candy

 

[Francis York Morgan]

I always wondered, what problem John has in his mouth, in every pictures he appears like he is sucking some candy

He's thinking about sucking on something but it sure isn't a lollipop.

 

[Cubanodun]

He's thinking about sucking on something but it sure isn't a lollipop.

I need my horrifying rating, like right now

also


John is going to adopt some syrian kid?

 

[Mimic]

I always wondered, what problem John has in his mouth, in every pictures he appears like he is sucking some candy

Probably trying to suck in those chubby cheeks.

 

[Ruin]

I always wondered, what problem John has in his mouth, in every pictures he appears like he is sucking some candy

It's because like many autistics John has great difficulty mimicking facial expressions that normal people use. You can see the same thing when Chris tries to utilize expressions other than his default fish stare face.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

It's because like many autistics John has great difficulty mimicking facial expressions that normal people use. You can see the same thing when Chris tries to utilize expressions other than his default fish stare face.

Also, everyone who tries to look badass while posing for a photo usually looks like a complete idiot, unless that person happens to be a trained actor. Most people who try it usually look either miffed, constipated or - in Wu's case - both.

 

[Cynical]

Hi all, I'm feeling somewhat better, everyone I know has caught some horrible stomach bug that had left us all feeling weak and like someone was dropping barbells on our guts, over it now.

Checked the tweetsave archives, don't think we've missed much, and I found that Sega fans have recently had a good hard laugh at our beloved tranny's expense:

http://www.seganerds.com/2016/02/23/did-sonic-reveal-his-inner-otherkin/

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

I guess the BellyBelt was in the wash or something.
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Those hairy bulging forearms though.
I mean, they're all just humoring him for the sake of the narrative, aren't they? Nobody can stand in his presence and not be completely aware that he is a man.

 

[Cynical]

Someone shreds John's jargon spewing on Tumblr:

http://psiotechniqa.tumblr.com/post/139831609443/advice-for-brianna-wu

 

[Cubanodun]

Brianna said she believes men feel threatened by women advancing in the gaming world

I'm pretty sure you are not advancing anywhere anytime soon John, also John only has 6 paragraphs in all the article, he is going to have a hissy fit

and in John's blog the last update was "What does a Feminist Game Studio looks like" the update was in August of last year.... but her last employee was fired in february so yep i can imagine more or less what happened, but the thing that attracted my attention was a article in inc.com

in the article written by some cuck there are very funny parts like this one

Wu works out obsessively to keep her energy up. She subsists largely on Soylent, a liquid substitute for normal food that she says saves time and boosts her productivity. She is proud to share a Myers-Briggs personality type, ENTJ, with Steve Jobs, which defines her as decisive, eager to lead, a goal-setter, and forceful with her ideas. And she has wildly ambitious dreams for Giant Spacekat, which involve securing VC funding, creating more female-centric games modeled on Revolution 60, hiring more women developers, and eventually selling her company to a major studio like Electronic Arts for a lot of money.

THIS is the groundbreaking one, this is the reason that John threw himself against gamergate all of this was because he wanted to get money, he wanted Revolution 60 to succeed so he could sell Giant spacekat to another company and be a freaking idiot with more money, this also proves @Jaimas point, Revolution 60 never fulfilled the original purpose for what was created so Wu don't give a shit about the game anymore

And yes the Soylent part was funny

Also the Capitalism thing? im amused right now for the outrage because now i know it's not the first time he said it

"Activism is great, but I'm a capitalist," says Wu. "I'm an entrepreneur. The ultimate solution to this stuff is going to be showing that it's economically profitable to address this market. That's the big play. That's how you win. That's my mission, activism through capitalism."

Also there is another strange problem, i don't know why Wu is outraged about people saying that he doesn't have a degree because...

At Ole Miss, Wu studied journalism and wrote for The Daily Mississippian, but she never graduated. She left school the first time to start her own video animation company, came back, and dropped out for good in 2001 after getting swept up in the excitement surrounding George W. Bush's election as president.

Yep thats right, Wu admitted for a article that he never graduated, iirc the wiki article says that the letter of Joana Voadora was the first time that he say something about it

I'm sitting in Wu's living room late one afternoon, alone with her two little white dogs, Splat and Kablam.

What?

"She baited them, and then they finally came after her, which is exactly what she wanted them to do."

You don't say...

Wu acknowledges that Gamergate has probably boosted Revolution 60's sales

kek proof that what i just said is true, R60 was just a way to get more shekels

the unending stream of social media sewage; the costly decision to sit out the influential PAX East gamer conference this year because neither she nor her staff would have felt safe attending.

nope, because you fired the last person who gave a shit about GSX in february, going to PAX alone would have been a admission of defeat

who is adopted, and her two siblings, who were born after Wu arrived. Wu has never known who her birth parents are.

@zedkissed60 any clue who they are?

Wow... just wow... need to re-read again, if this was posted already you can spam that Later rating

 

[Luminous Being]

Someone shreds John's jargon spewing on Tumblr:

http://psiotechniqa.tumblr.com/post/139831609443/advice-for-brianna-wu

That's a thing of beauty and would be a great reality check for anyone who isn't a selfabsorbed liar.

Get fucked Wu!

 

[The Nameless One]

So, Brianna Wu is going to be featured on The Internet Ruined My life (great picture, by the way--she has all that makeup on, but her face still looks like a satellite image of the desert mountains of Algeria. She kind of looks like if Hillary Clinton dropped out of the presidential race and went back to college as a women's studies major). The episode with Suey Park (the SJW behind #CancelColbert) is already up on YouTube (the original video is here -- 2,000+ thumbs down to 70 thumbs up!), and it's far more absurd than I could ever have expected. They have a dramatization of a man aiming a sniper rifle at her through her window, and this is entirely based off of a series of text messages that she received from someone claiming to be outside of her house with a gun. So, with this sort of quality documentary-making, here's my prediction for how the Brianna Wu episode will be presented:

Brianna Wu (played by a tall, thin, beautiful, leggy supermodel with a red streak in her hair) is walking from her car to the soaring skyscraper in which GiantSpacekat Studios is located. The camera pans up to the rooftops of the nearby buildings, and from atop a neighboring building constructed in the Neoclassical style, perched on the terminus of an elongated gargoyle like a waiting bird of prey is a gaunt man, his ever-thinning hairline that is receding covered by the hood of his cloak that blows ominously in the breeze, his cold, hate-filled eyes obscured by $3 sunglasses. The camera zooms in on the quick motion of his right hand, which unsheathes a US military combat knife that glistens in the morning light, and as the glare of the sunlight recedes, it reveals, emblazoned across the length of the blade, a single, terrifying word: GAMERGATE.

EDIT:

Someone shreds John's jargon spewing on Tumblr:

http://psiotechniqa.tumblr.com/post/139831609443/advice-for-brianna-wu

Archive: http://archive.is/0HIzc @Jaimas, how about you add this alongside Wu's original "beatdown"?

 

[tepid]

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This was the photoshoot that set off the whole Gutbelt of Fail wu-ism. The picture where he's sitting down he looked really frumpy and had a real belly going on.

Definitely puts a lot more effort into dressing (and at least TRYING to appear female) up for photos now along with classic Wu props like the Beats by Wu he always wears.

 

[Jaimas]

I need my horrifying rating, like right now

also

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John is going to adopt some syrian kid?

Our resident Mimic is a better parent than Wu is, and he's a treasure chest.

I have photographic evidence.

I always wondered, what problem John has in his mouth, in every pictures he appears like he is sucking some candy

As a Sociopath, Wu doesn't really understand human behavior. Like at all. You know how Chris has the 'tism and that makes him awkward? In Wu's case, she legitimately doesn't get how "normal" people are supposed to react. All she has is studying other people, which leaves her looking like a dear in headlights when she's in public, and hence the fucking bizarre faces she makes.

So, Brianna Wu is going to be featured on The Internet Ruined My life (great picture, by the way--she has all that makeup on, but her face still looks like a satellite image of the desert mountains of Algeria. She kind of looks like if Hillary Clinton dropped out of the presidential race and went back to college as a women's studies major). The episode with Suey Park (the SJW behind #CancelColbert) is already up on YouTube (the original video is here -- 2,000+ thumbs down to 70 thumbs up!), and it's far more absurd than I could ever have expected. They have a dramatization of a man aiming a sniper rifle at her through her window, and this is entirely based off of a series of text messages that she received from someone claiming to be outside of her house with a gun. So, with this sort of quality documentary-making, here's my prediction for how the Brianna Wu episode will be presented:

Brianna Wu (played by a tall, thin, beautiful, leggy supermodel with a red streak in her hair) is walking from her car to the soaring skyscraper in which GiantSpacekat Studios is located. The camera pans up to the rooftops of the nearby buildings, and from atop a neighboring building constructed in the Neoclassical style, perched on the terminus of an elongated gargoyle like a waiting bird of prey is a gaunt man, his ever-thinning hairline that is receding covered by the hood of his cloak that blows ominously in the breeze, his cold, hate-filled eyes obscured by $3 sunglasses. The camera zooms in on the quick motion of his right hand, which unsheathes a US military combat knife that glistens in the morning light, and as the glare of the sunlight recedes, it reveals, emblazoned across the length of the blade, a single, terrifying word: GAMERGATE.

EDIT:

Archive: http://archive.is/0HIzc @Jaimas, how about you add this alongside Wu's original "beatdown"?

When the site stabilizes a bit, I will. I'll add the seganerds stuff too.

 

[女鬼]

That rape stare.

What a story, John.