Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

[Optimus Prime]

ALSO WHY IS JAMES BOND ALWAYS PLAYED BY A MAN, STRUCTURAL SEXISMMMMMMM

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Wow, Wu, you prove yourself an idiot again.

Peach has been a playable character possibility since like, Super Mario World 2. Or 3. Whichever one had them chucking motherfucking radishes everywhere. And have you also failed to notice that Peach is served exclusively by male servants?

Or how about the number of female support partners in Thousand Year Door? Or the final boss, who is simultaneously two different female characters at the same time?

And then there's Rosalina, who is basically the closest thing to GOD in the Mario universe because she controls motherfucking space.

Toadette and Daisy doesn't count? and how you dare to mock the utility of Goombella in Thousand years doors john, you are triggering me

Don't forget that up until the second-to-last boss, the guy who the entire game has been focused on as the main baddie gets curbstomped by the true agents of the Shadow Queen who were playing him for the fool the whole time to resurrect their dark mistress.

 

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ALSO WHY IS JAMES BOND ALWAYS PLAYED BY A MAN, STRUCTURAL SEXISMMMMMMM

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Because we need to be concerned about the gender equality in a game series where you play as a series of offensive Italian stereotypes who stomp on buck-toothed mushroom monsters and turtles that throw hammers at you, all in the process of saving a kingdom/ world/ galaxy from a super-pissed off Kaiju motherfucker.

YES BRIANNA. I NEED TO FOCUS MORE ON THE LACK OF VAGINA IN A GAME WHERE I'M SHOOTING THROUGH THE GALAXY DRESSED UP LIKE A FOREST ANIMAL AND COLLECTING MULTI-COLORED COINS SO I CAN OPEN A SECRET DOOR TO DEFEAT MY SHADOW DOPPELGANGER.

I WILL MAKE SURE TO TALK TO TOAD, THE WALKING MUSHROOM MAN WHO GOES "RAGGLE RAGGLE RAGGLE," I WILL BE SURE TO TELL HIM "TOAD! TOAD WHERE ALL THE WOMEN AT?!"

And then I will hop on my talking dinosaur friend who shits eggs and then fly off to the LAND MADE OUT OF COOKIES. But I have done a good and important thing by being aware of gender issues while playing in a game as easily the most sexless male characters this side of Mickey Mouse.

 

[Sable]

What does Wu do if someone does the opposite and points out a game with exclusively female protagonists?

I assume double standards...

 

[Trombonista]

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I thought Bri loved Peach. Does she just love being a contrarian more?

 

[Elbe]

I demand Larry Croft.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

Does she just love being a contrarian more?

She loves what ever she thinks will get her the most asspats or patreonbux at that moment. If it don't work, she does a 180 on what she said 10 minute prior.

 

[AnOminous]

What does Wu do if someone does the opposite and points out a game with exclusively female protagonists?

I assume double standards...

Why doesn't Revolution 60 have any trans characters?

It's fucking erasure, I tell you.

 

[Ruin]

She loves what ever she thinks will get her the most asspats or patreonbux at that moment. If it don't work, she does a 180 on what she said 10 minute prior.

She's a fucking hypocrite. If you look at her Steam/PSN profiles she loves panty waifu fighting games and other "problematic" stuff.

 

[Luminous Being]

I can't decide if Wu is attempting to shit tier troll bait or has delusions of grandeur.

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/701607583145185280

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/701610549931544576

Some career. Having a bad iOS game and a PC port of said game that is stuck in limbo to your name, owning a company that has virtually no employees and being a crazy SJW tranny that even the SJW's are careful to touch must be great.

 

[Accel_Rider]

What does Wu do if someone does the opposite and points out a game with exclusively female protagonists?

I assume double standards...

Probably the same argument, but with trannies instead.

 

[Positron]

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Amateur. Everyone knows pro gamecasters got their games for free, with blue-haired hookers and blow.

 

[Furina]

I thought Bri loved Peach. Does she just love being a contrarian more?

Wu just enjoys complaining. If she doesn't have THING, she will complain about the lack of THING. If she has THING she will complain that she does not have enough of THING or that THING is not to her standard. THING will never be good enough and everyone else must listen to her about how THING could be better.

What does Wu do if someone does the opposite and points out a game with exclusively female protagonists?

I assume double standards...

She'd say something about how its empowering and very important that more games like it exist.

 

[Cubanodun]

I can't decide if Wu is attempting to shit tier troll bait or has delusions of grandeur.

[MEDIA=twitter]701607583145185280[/MEDIA]http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/701607583145185280

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Some career. Having a bad iOS game and a PC port of said game that is stuck in limbo to your name, owning a company that has virtually no employees and being a crazy SJW tranny that even the SJW's are careful to touch must be great.

Nice try fuckwit, you knew about Final Fantasy Tactics because you buyed everything square did for sony when you got your playstation vita including Tactics ogre

"Your games are tax deductible" what games? you have by now 0 games

 

[soliloquyR]

Why doesn't Revolution 60 have any tranny characters?

It's fucking erasure, I tell you.

No black people
No trans people
No disabled people
No asian people
No mexican people
No men
No genderfluid trans-acornkins
No gay people
No rainbowbipananimalsexual people
No furries
No anthropomorphic supersonic porcupine-kin
No white men
This game is so [insert-everything-ever-here]phobic!

 

[DykesDykesChina]

I demand Larry Croft.

Spoiler: I feel triggered by games that display men as being slow and helpless and women as super-capable

 

[AnimuGinger]

Nice try fuckwit, you knew about Final Fantasy Tactics because you buyed everything square did for sony when you got your playstation vita including Tactics ogre

"Your games are tax deductible" what games? you have by now 0 games

"Your games" being the games you buy. Meaning Wu claims the games are related to her capacity as a "professional" and deducts them on her taxes. Given any income she gets is from speaking. Not making games.

 

[Cubanodun]

I demand Larry Croft.

 

[AnOminous]

She's a fucking hypocrite. If you look at her Steam/PSN profiles she loves panty waifu fighting games and other "problematic" stuff.

So basically the kind of games Homer has on his playlist.

At least Homer still has a dick to fap to them with.

 

[Coldgrip]

Why doesn't Revolution 60 have any tranny characters?

It's fucking erasure, I tell you.

Didn't Wu once admit to or at least hint at that one of his characters was a tranny? I could of sworn that happened.

I can't decide if Wu is attempting to shit tier troll bait or has delusions of grandeur.

[MEDIA=twitter]701607583145185280[/MEDIA]http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/701607583145185280

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Some career. Having a bad iOS game and a PC port of said game that is stuck in limbo to your name, owning a company that has virtually no employees and being a crazy SJW tranny that even the SJW's are careful to touch must be great.

John failed a class on religion due to playing a game that deals heavily with religion. There's something funny about that.

Assuming he's ever actually played Final Fantasy Tactics.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

So a topic that is occasionally brushed on but I haven't seen covered in detail is the wig. I've seen the balding pictures and the wig slipping back pictures, but I still wasn't completely convinced it's a wig until I noticed that the red streak in his hair never fades. Hair dyed like that will lose color and fade with time unless frequently touched up, something that requires way more effort than Wu is willing to expend. A wig is the only explanation I can think of to explain it.

Nobody knows where the pale line at the top of her scalp is from and a wig makes the most sense. Some people thought it might be the supposed stab wound Flynt claimed they got years and years ago but the issue with that is John said he got stabbed in the BACK of the head.

Giving how Wu's hair NEVER looks healthy except for maybe one or two far away shots in photoshoots I'm thinking it's a wig our toupee of some kind. I don't think Wu is straight up bald though. I think it's more like she's losing it from the front and top. So you have a clusterfuck of grown out and thinning hair mixed maybe with some kind of wig or extension.

Shit is hilarious.