🍗 Deathfat Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[CaseyTatumm]

Does aged yeast marinated in hair and cat piss wash out?

At the point you need a biohazard team to dispose of it.

This makes me really want to watch hoarders again.

 

[MetalParakeet]

At the point you need a biohazard team to dispose of it.

This makes me really want to watch hoarders again.

I'm watching it right now thanks to this and grifter thread.

TLC should give the farms royalties. Unwittingly promoting their terrible shows

 

[Fareal]

The Hoarders that always sticks with me was the one where the hoard became infested with mice, and to control,this, the hoarders began to hoard feral cats. I recall a large number of dead, mummified kittens being found.

 

[Snack Cracker]

This makes me really want to watch hoarders again.

Nothing motivates me to clean like watching Hoarders

 

[Conan O'Barbarian]

I watched Null rant once on MATI how many get the concept of PL wrong. If it’s directly relevant and not too personal (and on BP it specifically says embarrassing as well) then as I understand it, it’s not a PL. I could be wrong (shit memory), I’ll clip it if I find it.

There’s only so many times you can say lol, fat, would not sex.

I've been here forever and PLing as I always understood it is something that could turn you into trollbait yourself. People have diluted it into being any personal detail about yourself.

Example:

'Chris-Chan is such a fucking retard! I'm on SSI for being an autistic shitlord but at least I don't spend it all on toys!'

This is how I've always understood it. Some details about experience can be informative, like hysterectomy stories when a cow gets one, and gives context about what to expect and gives a basis for prediction, like the thread has done here. The one caveat I've always seen is to not use it as a springboard to say how much better you are than a cow, which is already self-evident when dealing with e-grifters.

Polissa sleeps in a pile with the animals, who sleep around and on top of her. Infection is practically an inevitability with how clean the animals and the house in general are, but with the cats climbing all over her bean bag stomach I wonder if those stitches will hold.

 

[CashMoney!]

Maternity wards are indeed really nice. Bigger rooms usually all by yourself, much nicer food (breastfeeding etc), lower nurse to patient ratio, and experience with complications around birthing organs. Genuinely surprised to see her complain about this under the guise of being traumatized that a melody is played each time a baby is born. She doesn't want children, so why is she upset about them occurring outside of her person? I do not understand her psychology of bitterness, resentment, and entitlement in the slightest. Perplexing. How on earth will she frame this in a complaint? "Your hospital put me in a ward that is experienced with my post-surgery condition!!!!! I HAD TO HEAR A SWEET TUNE EVERY TIME NEW LIFE OCCURRED!!!!!!!!"

Fucking hysterectomy grinch up in this bitch.

 

[A-Stump]

Maternity wards are indeed really nice. Bigger rooms usually all by yourself, much nicer food (breastfeeding etc), lower nurse to patient ratio, and experience with complications around birthing organs. Genuinely surprised to see her complain about this under the guise of being traumatized that a melody is played each time a baby is born. She doesn't want children, so why is she upset about them occurring outside of her person? I do not understand her psychology of bitterness, resentment, and entitlement in the slightest. Perplexing. How on earth will she frame this in a complaint? "Your hospital put me in a ward that is experienced with my post-surgery condition!!!!! I HAD TO HEAR A SWEET TUNE EVERY TIME NEW LIFE OCCURRED!!!!!!!!"

Fucking hysterectomy grinch up in this bitch.

You're not getting it. Every time she hears that tune she's thinking about the potential welfare dollars that could have been but now never will be. Thousands of Jimmy Deans breakfast bowls crying out, never to be eaten.

 

[Rewire Tea]

It’s not directly inherited, but if a bunch of female relatives of fairly close degree have banjoed insides,

I bet Polly's family tree has lots of banjos, just sayin.

 

[Fareal]

This is very interesting about US maternity wards.

UK maternity wards mostly resemble Tenko if the food was a bit worse.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Got'cha, Fam!!

She really needs to color this image first. It's so perfect, and sums up her essence:

Or was that the last time she was actually checked over by a doctor? And is this an ALR-type situation where after years of unchecked bleeding and not going to the doctor she could suddenly name exactly when the uterine cancer first formed?

Frankly, reading about others' experiences with hysterectomies is putting some context into this for someone who wasn't born with a uterus, so idgaf. Granted I'm one of only two men I know of in the thread, so it's not necessary for that specific reason, but it is a common procedure and I don't think it's too PL-y to say you've had one and how it went.

I was born with a uterus, and have somehow, mercifully been spared the need to know any of this stuff in any detail, so it's been educational.

And frankly, it's hard to figure out what the truth is behind all of Polissa's claims, given that they're all geared toward maximizing gibs. "Is this plausible, or is she just ramping up the drama?" is the constant question I have when reading her posts. I can point out all the ways in which she and Josh are absolute shit at managing their money and other resources, and why they will always be hovel-dwelling poors until Lord Beetus takes them, but the state of her ladybits, the yeeting of them, and what undergoing that is like? Shit, I wouldn't know if it wasn't for all the "powerleveling."

Oh, and since her mother gave out her room number in a public Facebook post, I think it's safe to say she has absolutely no idea there's an 8,000-strong autistic incel army of fapping basement-dwellers waging a hate campaign against her baby girl. Because to tell her mother about it, Polissa'd have to explain how it started, and I don't think she wants Momma to know she's been begging for internet handouts from total strangers, or publicly complaining about her Red #40-laced cake.

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

PCOS is a common condition. Why the fuck does having PCOS require her to have a hysterectomy? What is the medical justification for this? Ebro, yes, sometimes, but it’s literally the last thing they will try in younger endo patients. And as far as I can gather the endo was undiagnosed before surgery? Why was uterus deletus over all this?

I thought it was because she was concerned about Roe v. Wade's overturn meaning sh emight not have access to an abortion should she get pregnant. Although it sounds like there may have been medical justification, she presented her hysterectomy as little more as a way to garner sympathy and potential grift bux (that never really materialized).

I’m glad it’s blowing up in her face. I just didn’t expect suffering by baby. Too bad she doesn’t get to hear lullabies for six days. She absolutely deserves that karma punch.

Polissa is the type to complain about everything. If they played soft relaxing/meditative music to help recovering patients relax, she'd still find some fault with it. It's just her nature to be a Debbie Downer.

Granted I'm one of only two men I know of in the thread, so it's not necessary for that specific reason, but it is a common procedure and I don't think it's too PL-y to say you've had one and how it went.

Agreed. Polissa is making claims about why she went in for it and what she expects to happen after post-op in terms of how long she'll be in a hospital bed. It's not unreasonable to discuss and refute her claims so long as it stays to the point.

I watched Null rant once on MATI how many get the concept of PL wrong.

Spoiler: Tangential PL Meta-discussion

The way I understood Dear Leader, PL is when people share personal details that are either irrelevant or potentially self-doxing and make the discussion more about themselves than the thread topic. Examples:

Non-PL: "I had a hysterectomy, and I can tell you Polissa will not be in the hospital six days unless something serious happens during or after surgery" This doesn't share anything too personal and is relevant to the discussion.

PL: "Polissa has no clue about hospital stays. I've been admitted to Hospital X 12 times and it's never been like the way she describes it." Nobody cares how many times a user has been hospitalized or where. Just focus on refuting Polissa's belief she'll be in the hospital for a week.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

This is very interesting about US maternity wards.

UK maternity wards mostly resemble Tenko if the food was a bit worse.

Canadian ones are also pretty shit, but they're still nicer than general surgical.

 

[Conan O'Barbarian]

She really needs to color this image first. It's so perfect, and sums up her essence:
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I was born with a uterus, and have somehow, mercifully been spared the need to know any of this stuff in any detail, so it's been educational.

And frankly, it's hard to figure out what the truth is behind all of Polissa's claims, given that they're all geared toward maximizing gibs. "Is this plausible, or is she just ramping up the drama?" is the constant question I have when reading her posts. I can point out all the ways in which she and Josh are absolute shit at managing their money and other resources, and why they will always be hovel-dwelling poors until Lord Beetus takes them, but the state of her ladybits, the yeeting of them, and what undergoing that is like? Shit, I wouldn't know if it wasn't for all the "powerleveling."

Oh, and since her mother gave out her room number in a public Facebook post, I think it's safe to say she has absolutely no idea there's an 8,000-strong autistic incel army of fapping basement-dwellers waging a hate campaign against her baby girl. Because to tell her mother about it, Polissa'd have to explain how it started, and I don't think she wants Momma to know she's been begging for internet handouts from total strangers, or publicly complaining about her Red #40-laced cake.

When she said endometriosis I had a moment of doubt, wondering if she was making it up and if it was a precursor to a pity grift, but now that the uterus is yeeted it's not like it would do her much good. With Polissa you just can't tell and it's not like we have anything other than her word. Assuming she's been going to the doctor regularly, surely it should have been caught before yanking the uterus. But again I'm clueless about the uterus.

God bless facebook boomers. I wonder if Pol even knows she leaked the room number yet.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

Congrats, Polissa. I sincerely mean that. I truly am happy that you will not be bringing a child into this world. A child needs a loving, safe and stable home with parents who will truly put them first, even if means the parents must sacrifice their Mello Yellow and Jimmy Dean breakfast bowls.

I'm also at her trying to get sympathy points over a lullaby being played when a baby is born. You know it happened maybe once or twice, yet she's making it out to seem there are babies just being born every minute just to spite her personally.

 

[MetalParakeet]

I doubt her obgyn ward has a bed in the room so I wonder where Josh is sleeping.
The ward is typically a mix of rooms, from double beds, small single rooms and of course a handful of ones where there may be a recliner. Those are typically reserved for parents who are actually popping off a kid in the next 24 hours or so, so I doubt they'd waste one on her simply because she needs Josh to hand feed her.


She doesn't know how lucky she is to even be able stay in there. I recently saw an 80+ year old woman stuck in the pediatric ward because there was no other place for her. She had a revolving door of preteens roomed with her for a MONTH.

The poor lady was so desperate for adult interaction, it was really sad.

 

[Fupa Control]

As a penis-haver I appreciate all the anatomical context.

A hearty LOL @ Polissa’s anti baby letter writing campaign. The American health care system is a hopelessly heterodox, patchwork, Kafka-esque nightmare. To whom would these letters even be addressed? Who am I kidding, she can’t even print out some coloring book pages, it’ll be a change.org petition at best.

Now mailing in cardboard upc’s to redeem for a Jimmy Dean windbreaker? Can almost see that happening.

 

[Trombonista]

Josh is totally getting fired by the end of the month, isn't he?

 

[A-Stump]

Josh is totally getting fired by the end of the month, isn't he?

Food service will take dead people at this point. I think as long as he comes back eventually he'll have a position

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

Josh is totally getting fired by the end of the month, isn't he?

Food service will take dead people at this point. I think as long as he comes back eventually he'll have a position

If the place is desperate enough, they may keep him as a warm body if he can show up when they need him and actually do work. If he wastes his time on the clock doing personal things or doesn't show up when assigned/needed, it won't bode well for him. As much as food service as a whole needs more workers, employers aren't going to give a paycheck to someone who doesn't want to work -- whether it's slacking off on the job or consistently failing to work as assigned.

While it's very possible the place was sympathetic to him needing time off for his wife's surgery, they aren't going to take too kindly if he constantly calls off or refuses hours to instead wait on Polissa 24/7.

 

[Resting Peach Face]

She's in for a fucking ride when the (lack of) hormones hit. I'd feel bad for her if she wasn't doing this voluntarily.

About the baby music: wtf, I had no idea that was a thing. I hope it's just in the hallways, and that you can't hear it with the door closed when all you want to do is sleep.

About the maternity ward: extra comfy, extra happy nurses, better food. Shut up. Sometimes there's a women's health ward, sometimes there isn't. Close the door and deal.

I have to confess that I'm a bit taken aback by the maternity ward thing.

Our local hospital has separate Gynae wards for non maternity patients (and separate ant natal & post natal wards for that matter) and I assumed that that was normal (in the UK at least).

The lullaby thing is something else - do they play it all over the hospital in every ward and common area?