Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

[A-№1]

Cole would probably rather take a loss on the bank's cut than deal with shit directly.

If named executor, Cole could pay himself out of the estate and hire an attorney to do all the actual work of liquidation.

I can't imagine Chris getting close to $35k, there's not enough Optimistic ratings I can give that.

Yeah, that's totally theoretical. In reality, Cole could easily screw Chris out of his share, or the bank WILL screw him out of it.

Those poor souls don't know what they're getting into with buying that house...

If a flipper does a proper job, they should be getting a VERY affordable starter home. They'll just need to invest in some tall cyclone fencing and maybe some razor wire to keep Chris and weens away.

The house probably smells of shit and piss to the point it sank into the structure and no amount of cleaning will get it out.

You can strip out everything possible and then seal in whatever's left that won't clean out. That said, animal smells are easier to deal with than smoke, and presumably the smoke odors from the fire have already been dealt with.

You guys do know we have a whole thread dedicated to this very subject, right? All your questions have probably already been answered over there.

 

[King Kiwi]

The thought of Chris homeless and in dire straits doesn't bring me any joy.

I bet you're singing a different tune now.

 

[Smleman303]

If named executor, Cole could pay himself out of the estate and hire an attorney to do all the actual work of liquidation.



Yeah, that's totally theoretical. In reality, Cole could easily screw Chris out of his share, or the bank WILL screw him out of it.




If a flipper does a proper job, they should be getting a VERY affordable starter home. They'll just need to invest in some tall cyclone fencing and maybe some razor wire to keep Chris and weens away.




You can strip out everything possible and then seal in whatever's left that won't clean out. That said, animal smells are easier to deal with than smoke, and presumably the smoke odors from the fire have already been dealt with.

You guys do know we have a whole thread dedicated to this very subject, right? All your questions have probably already been answered over there.

Also what caliber do you feel is best for dealing with said weens in Minecraft? 9mm or 45acp?

 

[King Kiwi]

If named executor, Cole could pay himself out of the estate and hire an attorney to do all the actual work of liquidation.

I doubt Cole even answers his front door.

Only at gunpoint would he maybe listen to anything about his mother being raped by his deranged, "transgender" sister who thinks he's Jesus and even then he might just say pull the trigger.

 

[A-№1]

Also what caliber do you feel is best for dealing with said weens in Minecraft? 9mm or 45acp?

Wut?

I doubt Cole even answers his front door.

Only at gunpoint would he maybe listen to anything about his mother being raped by his deranged, "transgender" sister who thinks he's Jesus and even then he might just say pull the trigger.

Cole couldn't give a fuck about Chris or Barb at this point. But does he care about free money?

 

[Pointless Sperg]

The house probably smells of shit and piss to the point it sank into the structure and no amount of cleaning will get it out. They'll probably tear the house down and rebuild, or just sell the land.

Ozone. Gets rid of piss smell. Gets rid of mold smell, and kills the mold. It works really well. I've used an ozone generator on a basement after a flood. You gas the fuck out of it and it smells great afterward.

 

[Holiday Special]

Won't the CC companies come right after anything Chris gets? He owes a ton.

 

[King Kiwi]

Cole couldn't give a fuck about Chris or Barb at this point. But does he care about free money?

Doesn't Cole get free money from his rich wife?

And good we don't need a threesome.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Won't the CC companies come right after anything Chris gets? He owes a ton.

I forgot about that factor. There probably a lot of notices in the house mailbox right about now. Like Barb, Chris will be sued; expect an update on the VA court website.

 

[Smleman303]

Wut?




Cole couldn't give a fuck about Chris or Barb at this point. But does he care about free money?

For when the fence doesn't stop the worst weens and I forget I don't have to talk in code here. My bad, tbh they'd probably run at the sight of a BB gun.

 

[Ophelia]

Doesn't Cole get free money from his rich wife?

They’re not together anymore. We don’t know much about it.

Wut?

When people say “in minecraft” they’re saying “I know my suggestion is illegal and I’m talking about performing it in a game wink wink.”

 

[Lou Sassle]

Also what caliber do you feel is best for dealing with said weens in Minecraft? 9mm or 45acp?

Better use something with some more power for your average ween. Most weigh 300lbs or more. I'd suggest a .44 Magnum for a one shot stop.

 

[A-№1]

Ozone. Gets rid of piss smell. Gets rid of mold smell, and kills the mold. It works really well.

Only temporarily. Unless you get rid of the source of the smell, it will come back. For animal waste enzymatic cleaners work really well, and regular cleansers with bleach will do for mold and mildew. Then make sure you've eliminated the source of dampness causing the mold and seal it in with a sealing primer or membrane coating. Then use ozone to eliminate the remaining smell (or leave the windows open for a few days).

Doesn't Cole get free money from his rich wife?

Not any more, apparently.

For when the fence doesn't stop the worst weens

What ween could get over a cyclone fence?

When people say “in minecraft”

It was the shooting weens part that was confusing. The whole point of putting a fence in is so you don't have to shoot weens. Just use a cyclone fence so you can poke them through it with a broom handle. These are weens we're talking about, not raccoons.

 

[Smleman303]

Only temporarily. Unless you get rid of the source of the smell, it will come back. For animal waste enzymatic cleaners work really well, and regular cleansers with bleach will do for mold and mildew. Then make sure you've eliminated the source of dampness causing the mold and seal it in with a sealing primer or membrane coating. Then use ozone to eliminate the remaining smell (or leave the windows open for a few days).




Not any more, apparently.




What ween could get over a cyclone fence?




It was the shooting weens part that was confusing. The whole point of putting a fence in is so you don't have to shoot weens. Just use a cyclone fence so you can poke them through it with a broom handle. These are weens we're talking about, not raccoons.

I now know what one is and yeah raccoons are cute while weens are annoying Reddit spergs you can't shoot for just any reason...

 

[AnOminous]

Ozone. Gets rid of piss smell. Gets rid of mold smell, and kills the mold. It works really well. I've used an ozone generator on a basement after a flood. You gas the fuck out of it and it smells great afterward.

Ozone is one of the primary components in petrichor, the pleasant aroma that follows a rain after a long dry period. I have no point, I just like saying "petrichor" and you rarely get the chance.

 

[deeman]

Does anyone remember the funeral scene in Braindead?

 

[Sekirodiealot]

It would be a mix: for some an eccentric who got bullied; others, a nuisance who raped his mother along with other obnoxious, annoying, disgusting acts. Chris won't be missed like Fred Rogers, I can tell you that.

Interesting. Someone said that if chris died his grave would probably get protected to prevent weens from desecrating it

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Interesting. Someone said that if chris died his grave would probably get protected to prevent weens from desecrating it

I don't doubt this either. There could be the possibility of this happening. A general rule of thumb is "don't buy from Chris", yet people pay into Chris, for the most part, for 'clout.' A group of people donating to this would be the most worthwhile thing to spend on Chris more than when he's living. Kind of sad, actually.

 

[Ophelia]

Someone said that if chris died his grave would probably get protected to prevent weens from desecrating it

Protected by whom?

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

Protected by whom?

Department of Energy Security Forces at a High Level Waste Facility if I had my way.