(07/29/2022) - New Chris Jail Letter - Barb is described as being "zombie-like" and like a "scared deer in a headlight", Chris shit talks jail staff, Chris adamant about the fundraiser

[Hogar Grupal]

More like they're going to use these letters against him if he's charged with rape too. If they do, he's screwed himself up the ass.

As Chris usually does for the sake of his ego. I guess he'll learn the hard way via homelessness.

 

[Ass Johnson]

As Chris usually does for the sake of his ego. I guess he'll learn the hard way via homelessness.

If he ever got indicted on rape charges, homelessness would be the good ending for him, any plea deal on that shit would most definitely involve doing real time. But we still have 2 days until the grand jury reviews the evidence.

 

[D_Tractor]

It would appear Kengle and Chris are having another lovers quarrel. Did Kengle say why he chose to leak this letter?

Kengle was fine with Chris fucking his mother, but trying to push her out of the house so he could live there crossed the line.

 

[Philosophy Phil]

It’s beginning to look really sad how goddamn fucking REDDIT is giving me a better 411 than Kiwi the past six months.

Every step I’ve seen on Kiwi, every new letter thread, Heiberg thread, Kengle thread.

All of it. Legal back-and-forth. Conjecture. Shit recited over and over.

And I goddamn hope some real information is posted on August 8th but at this point I’m more likely to get a better scoop from Reddit right now.

Then go back to Reddit.

 

[Mistakeling]

TH

The CWCki states it was mortgaged for a second time for $130,000 in April 2009, which was apparently more than it was actually worth. The Chandlers had paid off the original mortgage sometime before February 2009, but re-mortgaged it in April 2009 to pay off Barb's credit card debts. It hasn't been paid off fully because Chris had the habit of paying the bare minimum on it every month, instead spending money on toys, videogames, junk food, and that book he used as a guide for fucking his mother.

I used an inflation calculator and with inflation, the mortgage would be worth $179,551.45 if it was taken out today. The house is very likely worth far less though, due to the very poor condition it is in, and the fact that prior number was above the house's value.

Thanks for that, I'm assuming Bob would have retired by then?

I'm in the UK so it would have been an equity release thing rather than a remortgage here, I'm just trying to get my head around how that happened.

I know there has been word of them being threatened with eviction (from Chris) but how they still have ownership is beyond me.

 

[Rukario]

TH


Thanks for that, I'm assuming Bob would have retired by then?

I'm in the UK so it would have been an equity release thing rather than a remortgage here, I'm just trying to get my head around how that happened.

I know there has been word of them being threatened with eviction (from Chris) but how they still have ownership is beyond me.

There's debate whether some of those urgent demands for donations really were for the mortgage, considering how Chris went and blew thousands on toys soon after the donations were collected.

The only missed mortgage payment that is likely legitimate is when Chris missed one after the Idea Guys extorted him for thousands. Unless he sent the money, they threatened to destroy his fictional world of CWCville. Chris fell for it.

 

[AnOminous]

It’s beginning to look really sad how goddamn fucking REDDIT is giving me a better 411 than Kiwi the past six months.

Every step I’ve seen on Kiwi, every new letter thread, Heiberg thread, Kengle thread.

All of it. Legal back-and-forth. Conjecture. Shit recited over and over.

And I goddamn hope some real information is posted on August 8th but at this point I’m more likely to get a better scoop from Reddit right now.

Lemme help ya out brother.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

It's in the letter... Chris tries to exorcise fellow nut job. Hospital straps him in a chair. Sends him back to jail with no recommendation of a group home that the lawyer was hoping for.

Each letter gets worse and worse. As Chris inadvertently reveals what happened, the horror intensifies.

I think that's more Chris seeing babbling tards, or people having seizures, maybe even people just screaming out shit, and they're like descriptions of what he thinks people who are possessed are like. Thus they just need the holy spirit and will be fine. I don't think it's what some people are saying that he attempted some ritual penis healing.

At least I sure as hell hope not.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Who’s the prosecutor?

Sounds like you have a quest of your own now, to alert him to these letters existence. Because no pizza for Barb until Chris is back home, right?

Alas, my justice quest will never come true.
A random European contacting a persecutor in bumfuck Virginia to show letters he got from infamous alt-right incel forum Kiwi Farms would probably not get those letters the attention they deserve.

 

[Thorgrim Grudgebearer]

Ahornies? Ahornies?!

Screaming @ this. He is well and truly screwed. What a delusional idiot. Hope he enjoys rotting in jail!

I think he's mashing up AssHole (AH) and Attorneys

Not the best result if you want my opinion

Edit : It clearly says Attorneys but both Ts have the same horizontal line. Shame, I thought he'd have gotten creative like the moment he invented Jerkops

 

[Blitzsneed]

Well, he got this far. Increase the dose of Thorazine.

 

[redcent]

Oh my God chris

As a question, is it just chris or is it an American thing people are reluctant to drive everywhere? Spending an hour or two driving to places has never been any skin off my nose, it's the norm, for me anyway.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Oh my God chris

As a question, is it just chris or is it an American thing people are reluctant to drive everywhere? Spending an hour or two driving to places has never been any skin off my nose, it's the norm, for me anyway.

Chris has never had a real job, let alone a commute. No chance he has any sense of scale when it comes to that, beyond pricking his ADHD.

I remember thinking last year Heilberg was going to regret taking on a challenging case for mere brownie points with the judge. It sounds like he's there

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

If Chris considers Barb to have been zombie-like for years, I wonder what made him decide to finally fuck her? If Barb had already been not all there mentally and fully dependent on Chris for several years before 2021, he sure took his time to pound that Barbussy. I suppose it can be partially explained by his suppressed sex drive as a result of his HRT, but something must have happened that made him decide that his mom, zombie or not, was okay to fuck. My guess would be that it had something to do with those unspecified incest fanfics that he mentioned in the call.

Quit trying to push that dumb agenda. Chris was as horny as ever.

 

[King Kiwi]

If Chris considers Barb to have been zombie-like for years, I wonder what made him decide to finally fuck her? If Barb had already been not all there mentally and fully dependent on Chris for several years before 2021, he sure took his time to pound that Barbussy. I suppose it can be partially explained by his suppressed sex drive as a result of his HRT, but something must have happened that made him decide that his mom, zombie or not, was okay to fuck. My guess would be that it had something to do with those unspecified incest fanfics that he mentioned in the call.

Spoiler

Lurk mo' foo!

 

[D_Tractor]

Oh my God chris

As a question, is it just chris or is it an American thing people are reluctant to drive everywhere? Spending an hour or two driving to places has never been any skin off my nose, it's the norm, for me anyway.

No. Americans drive more hours per year than anyone in the world. A lot of Americans drive the duration of An American Rabbit each way to work so they don't have to live in the city.

 

[A-№1]

Just out of curiosity, how much is the house worth?

It's estimated at about $220k based on size and location alone (by people who don't know about the hoard). Knock about $50k off that for clean out and necessary repairs before it's actually livable. The mortgage is currently at around $90k. That leaves about $80k in equity.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I kind of thought it was like an energetic announcement of their general hornyness, like Ahoy! for greeting. Which means I think Chris is into vtubers now:

dropping only two bombs was a mistake.

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

Barb marrying Bob in order to have the house? "Gold-digging hussy."

Chris trying to institutionalize Barb after raping her in order to have the house? "CPU Blue Heart Goddess who can do no wrong."

Institutions that seek to help the mentally unfit? "Hypocrites."

Fuck Chris Chan.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Thanks for that, I'm assuming Bob would have retired by then?

Bob retired in 1987, possibly for health reasons.