(07/29/2022) - New Chris Jail Letter - Barb is described as being "zombie-like" and like a "scared deer in a headlight", Chris shit talks jail staff, Chris adamant about the fundraiser

[FinnSven]

So Monday could be the clear beginning of the final end of christory.

Indicted, imprisoned, some updates if weens get to visit or letters, but that will soon dry up as he will end up in solitary.

Maybe someone will post about his release in a few years, but he will end up back in jail soon afterwards.

Then he would either go back to prison or hopefully be broken or humbled enough to go to group home.

Either way he will just be a curious internet memory. Maybe detailed by someone like the Internet Historian or Wang on a future technology YouTube equivalent.

It could be fun to step into some “Holodeck” and witness Chris and Bob with the Pickle Man first hand!

 

[Spooky Cloud Strife]

I am shocked that Chris is dealing with real consequences exactly how everyone knew he would

Honestly, this day had to come eventually, it was close when he attacked Michael, now that he did something 100 times worse, the consequences are here

 

[A-№1]

The $1200 or so a month Chris gets for being a sperglord is permanent and irrevocable.

Until Social Security runs out of money.

And it may still be a mystery how he graduated college.

He didn't. He basically got a certificate of attendance from a community college. That took him, what, six years? Most people manage it in two.

I suspect PVCC was just trying to get rid of him.

So you're saying .... there's a chance?

Only if it's needed as evidence against abuse charges.

It sounds like Chris is complaining about the social services and others involved being liars for not being able to get him place to live while at Western, and instead, booted him back to jail. Chris claims they sent him back to jail only to "free up a room".

It reads to me like Chris was expecting Heilberg and Western to place him in a group home temporarily instead of jail while he waits for the court to conclude he is really the innocent victim and send him permanently back to 14BLC.

He says Heilberg is increasingly frustrated with "Region 10, Social Workers in Greene County". Likely Heilberg is actually frustrated with Chris, but Chris can't admit it, even to himself.

Chris who is used to living like this;

Goddamn that's a lot of landfill.

It sucks what happened to her

It would suck if it happened to anyone else. In Barb's case, it didn't just "happen". She did it to herself.

Quit acting like she's fucking Hitler. She obviously had severe mental issues of her own.

So did Hitler. So does Chris. If they don't get a pass, neither should Barb.

the consequences are here

Not quite yet. This is just the overture. You'll know when the consequences have arrived.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Goddamn that's a lot of landfill.

If chris, or the people in contact with him, had even a single not retarded brain cell they would start selling all of that shit yesterday. He's going to lose all that junk, if he sells all of the toys he will make a ton of money. I'm sure plenty of retards will buy chris trinkets, shit I bet you he could fetch a couple thousand for his dildos alone.

 

[Spooky Cloud Strife]

I thought Chris hated other slow in the minds. Did Chris assume he'd stay there for awhile with laxed rules so he can use wifi and then the home would send him back to 14 BLC?

remember, Chris thinks that the whole world is at his knees, is the reason why in this new letter he sounds so salty and full of anger

The Weston-Chandler name will die out soon.

Thank you God for this gift

 

[ChrisIsGay]

It would appear Kengle and Chris are having another lovers quarrel. Did Kengle say why he chose to leak this letter?

 

[idosometimes]

Did they have a vehicle capable of playing videos? The drive being as long as the movie seems to imply they put it on when visiting the relatives. He is not smart enough think in terms of American Rabbit movie length equivalents.

Re: barb is a zombie. Chris might want to keep this bit under his hat. admitting that Barb's once sharp mind has become a bowl of mush is not going to be helpful when it comes to explaining soul bonding. If Barb is capable of consent, he could argue that incest laws are unconstitutional restrictions on private adult behaviors. If Barb is a vegetable and he knows, he is incriminating himself as a rape artist.

90% of his stuff is covered in layers of [collectability]

ftfy, fam

 

[Spooky Cloud Strife]

If chris, or the people in contact with him, had even a single not retarded brain cell they would start selling all of that shit yesterday. He's going to lose all that junk, if he sells all of the toys he will make a ton of money. I'm sure plenty of retards will buy chris trinkets, shit I bet you he could fetch a couple thousand for his dildos alone.

Honestly, I wouldn´t want any of his fucking junk....even when his videogame collection is impressive, let´s be real, 90% of his stuff is covered in layers of dust, filth, spiderwebs and probably cum

 

[Holiday Special]

Chris has always wanted to pawn Barb off on others like Cole. This is nothing new. The only time he cared about her was to use her to scam money or to rape her.

 

[Zaryiu2]

So this motherfucker ADMITS to taking advantage of an incapacitated elderly woman, who he still wants out of "his" home?
Chris really has gone full psychopath, hasn't he?

Though I find it interesting that he was supposed to be sent to a group home. Does that imply that Chris may yet skate by without a felony conviction (at least, had he not been so stupid with his letters)?

>Gone full Psychopath
He's been that for quite a while now

 

[Hogar Grupal]

It looks pretty bleak that Chris will ever see any of his family ever again. The Weston-Chandler name will die out soon.

David Chandler is still here. At least he wasn't pulled further into his half-brother's autistic escapades. It's sad seeing what Bob would hope for and his name dying out with his 'miracle' son.

TBH, I think Bob lost hope when Chris amounted to nothing after PVCC and adding more disappointment when Chris trooned out.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Did they have a vehicle capable of playing videos? The drive being as long as the movie seems to imply they put it on when visiting the relatives. He is not smart enough think in terms of American Rabbit movie length equivalents.

No, when chris was a kid that tech wasn't around/common/affordable. It's likely something he picked up from barb/bob. It's a common thing parents tell kids (and retards) to conceptualize a period of time. "Are we there yet? "no but we will be in the time it takes to watch your favorite movie american rabbit!" "we'll be there in one episode of rugrats" etc. Or, it's just simply chris being retarded and his media poisoned consoomer brain can only think of life in the forms of television and video games.

Honestly, I wouldn´t want any of his fucking junk....even when his videogame collection is impressive, let´s be real, 90% of his stuff is covered in layers of dust, filth, spiderwebs and probably cum

I wouldn't want any of chris' shit, but there's very obviously very many people who do. Even now. I guarantee he could sell every trinket in that room house in a month tops. Including his dildos, his frozen sperm, everything. I mean there's people sending him money in jail just to get a fucking soda wrapper with his name written on it, look at all the faggots proudly sharing them on twitter/reddit.

 

[King Kiwi]

It would appear Kengle and Chris are having another lovers quarrel. Did Kengle say why he chose to leak this letter?

I suspect because he has less of a life than I do.

 

[Mistakeling]

Just out of curiosity, how much is the house worth?

Has it already been paid off once and remortgaged? I'm just wondering if it has been in their possession so long why it hasn't been paid off yet especially when Bob was working.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Just out of curiosity, how much is the house worth?

Has it already been paid off once and remortgaged? I'm just wondering if it has been in their possession so long why it hasn't been paid off yet especially when Bob was working.

Trulia estimates $220,100. It had been paid off at some point but was mortgaged in 2009.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Writing that barb was not mentally there at the time he fucked here is a big brained move one would expect from the God of All .

The jail reads his letters before they are sent, right? Are they also scanned so that the state can use them as evidence, or would they need Kengle to give them to the state?

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Writing that barb was not mentally there at the time he fucked here is a big brained move one would expect from the God of All .

The jail reads his letters before they are sent, right? Are they also scanned so that the state can use them as evidence, or would they need Kengle to give them to the state?

No, the letters are stamped with this message. Incoming letters are scanned and Chris gets a photocopy.

 

[Rukario]

Just out of curiosity, how much is the house worth?

Has it already been paid off once and remortgaged? I'm just wondering if it has been in their possession so long why it hasn't been paid off yet especially when Bob was working.

The CWCki states it was mortgaged for a second time for $130,000 in April 2009, which was apparently more than it was actually worth. The Chandlers had paid off the original mortgage sometime before February 2009, but re-mortgaged it in April 2009 to pay off Barb's credit card debts. It hasn't been paid off fully because Chris had the habit of paying the bare minimum on it every month, instead spending money on toys, videogames, junk food, and that book he used as a guide for fucking his mother.

I used an inflation calculator and with inflation, the mortgage would be worth $179,551.45 if it was taken out today. The house is very likely worth far less though, due to the very poor condition it is in, and the fact that prior number was above the house's value.

 

[TayandYou]

If Chris considers Barb to have been zombie-like for years, I wonder what made him decide to finally fuck her? If Barb had already been not all there mentally and fully dependent on Chris for several years before 2021, he sure took his time to pound that Barbussy. I suppose it can be partially explained by his suppressed sex drive as a result of his HRT, but something must have happened that made him decide that his mom, zombie or not, was okay to fuck. My guess would be that it had something to do with those unspecified incest fanfics that he mentioned in the call.

 

[Tits Warrior]

Writing that barb was not mentally there at the time he fucked here is a big brained move one would expect from the God of All .

The jail reads his letters before they are sent, right? Are they also scanned so that the state can use them as evidence, or would they need Kengle to give them to the state?

Who’s the prosecutor?

Sounds like you have a quest of your own now, to alert him to these letters existence. Because no pizza for Barb until Chris is back home, right?