💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votos: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votos: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votos: 17 1.1%
  • August-September 2024

    Votos: 34 2.1%
  • October-November 2024

    Votos: 37 2.3%
  • December 2024

    Votos: 44 2.8%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votos: 256 16.1%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votos: 261 16.4%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votos: 930 58.5%

  • Total de votantes
    1,591
this coming from the guy who constantly dresses like a 10 year old

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This motherfucker. He should ask himself "Are we becoming too comfortable with gluttony in the church?" . To other people in church he is that bowling ball looking dude who always looks like he is jerking off.
 
"I pray with her every day that the ARMOR OF GOD is covering her."

The big G doesn't make armor big enough for big T, fatty.
 
I know I shouldn't expect anything better from Jack, but apparently it hasn't occurred to him that churches don't traditionally have stages.
Where else is the sweaty pastor dressed like a used-car salesman supposed to stand while he shouts about "THE GOOD LORD GOIN' DOWN ON ME," to the tune of awful Christian rock music while ordering the congregation to donate their COVID relief checks to the church?
 
This motherfucker. He should ask himself "Are we becoming too comfortable with gluttony in the church?" . To other people in church he is that bowling ball looking dude who always looks like he is jerking off.

It wouldn't be any good, Jack is fucking 54 years old and hasn't let go of childish behaviours until now. He certainly got confronted over being an asshole as the years went by, and he hasn't changed a thing, never took a single moment to contemplate and still thinks he's a genius cook, a successful member of the food industry and many other narcissistic delusions he crafted for himself. If Jack had any maturity, he would keep these thoughts to himself at the very least, or simply realizes he also dresses like this and see how hypocritical he would be in chastising others for dressing casually while he does the same outside of rare occasions. Fuck, he could at least realize life is too short to waste your time being a petty asshole to complete strangers, but then, if Jack wasn't an asshole he wouldn't be fucking Jack!

Jagoff's entire life is a circle of delusions, indulgences and denial. This guy would be a much happier person if he simply let go of trying to sate his miseries by shitting on others, fuck, if he humbled down and started helping around the house instead of being a drain to everyone around him, I bet he would redeem himself a little on the eyes of his family. But alas, we are talking about a Cow, and Cows almost never learn from their mistakes. If Jagoff is still alive some decades from now, he will be the same petty, miserable asshole he is now, the only likely changes being him staying as he is, or worse, twisting himself into even more of an asshole as time goes by!

And of course Jack is not the one to always complain when it is slightly hotter than his air conditioned house, and every year has to remind everyone he hates summer? Hypocrisy of this man is something to behold.

If you take the whole cooking part away, Jagoff is a perfect caricature of a miserable middle aged layabout with too much time on their hands. The kind of guy who does little if nothing to help his loved ones and only takes away from them, and instead of spending their days trying to live a worthy life, wastes away being a judgmental asshole to others around them. You will usually find these people showing up at restaurants, shops and other venues, looking for reasons to flip out on some poor retail or service worker so they can feel better about themselves, one of the few chances they get to swing the weight of their egos around!
 
Wut? This is the asshole that complains all the time about Hendersonville being too hot. And now he's in Arizona or something complaining it's hot?

Consistency. You need it.

Does he think corporations don't own the ranches that make most of his meat?

I'm sure Sams Club uses only grass-fed, locally owned ranch beef...
He couldn't care less where his meat comes from whether it's from a factory farm or free range so long as it's cheap and he has a lot of it.
this coming from the guy who constantly dresses like a 10 year old

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Honestly do you think God cares how you dress? And if you only dress up when going to church you're doing it to look better than everybody else. So unless you normally dress that way it shouldn't be any of your concern how others dress.
 
I know I shouldn't expect anything better from Jack, but apparently it hasn't occurred to him that churches don't traditionally have stages.
Maybe he means the altar? But his vocabulary is so shitty and he doesn't know much anything to begin with anyways that he thinks that the those altars in the church are called stages.
 
Maybe he means the altar? But his vocabulary is so shitty and he doesn't know much anything to begin with anyways that he thinks that the those altars in the church are called stages.
No, he goes to one of those megachurches where the pastor is basically a hype man for a house band playing shitty Christian rock while people sway and wave their arm(s) in the air. I'm pretty sure they don't even have anything that could be recognized as an altar.
 
Gentle reminder that this is how Jack dresses when he goes to church.

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Gentle reminder that this is how Jack dresses when he goes to church.

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The sad thing is that IS him dressing up. That's a button on shirt and never used slacks due to the laundry fold lines still being present. If he didn't want to do his narc supply dance at church by being all self-righteous he'd totally dress like a kid.

But yeah, him being hypocritical on dress when he still wears the same thing is funny.
 
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Jack offers some nice words for his beloved Mommy wife wallet.

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Not to nitpick his verbose, public crowing, but does he have any other picture of Tammy at hand? Also, threatening to haunt her for eternity sounds like a punishment too cruel for even Satan himself to cook up.

Tammy's response?

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(That heart is from her mother)

ETA: Birthday posts continue, this time with a close-up of (presumably) Tammy's chest. Happy birthday, Tammy...

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"To say that I am who I am because of Tammy would be an understatement"
Coming from Jack, that is probably the nastiest thing anyone has ever said about Tammy.

Why is jagoff cooming so hard over Buccees? It comes of like he's desperately trying to show how much a true and honest southerner he is, and totally not like those other cali transplants.

Don't get me wrong, I like Buccees and stop by whenever I'm near one. But a several hour round trip specifically to visit Buccees? I can't fathom why anyone, even a gastrosexual like Jack, would ever do that.
 
Why is jagoff cooming so hard over Buccees? It comes of like he's desperately trying to show how much a true and honest southerner he is, and totally not like those other cali transplants.

Don't get me wrong, I like Buccees and stop by whenever I'm near one. But a several hour round trip specifically to visit Buccees? I can't fathom why anyone, even a gastrosexual like Jack, would ever do that.
He bought five sacks of (KETO) beaver nuggets he didn't put in the photo, likely because they were gone before the Tam-mobile pulled into the driveway.
 
Can we get onto the crockslop saga? Birria is just putting it off, give this blubberguts some meat and let it soak in a crockpot untill it’s barely cooked so he can shove it down his fucking gullet.
Repeat ad nauseum with different spices and different types of roadkill untill the third stroke takes him to hell where he belongs. Name every video lazypot or something.
 
this coming from the guy who constantly dresses like a 10 year old

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I really don't get judging people for what they wear at church, sure I can get it if the outfit was sexual, but why the fuck would god or jesus give a shit if someone wore casual clothes at church.

Also as many pointed out Jack's fashion sense is childish so he is the last person to talk about fashion.
 
This is how Jack always treats tammy, he sticks the fork in the electrical socket, and then he says sowwy.

The ballcap thing? Honestly, Tony Soprano had it right. You're inside? Take your fucking ballcap off. It's about respect for others and not thinking about yourself.
Jack just needs to pick up a drug habit so he can finally hang out with Gandolfini.

Scumbags absolutely go nuts for gainfully employed ugly broads. They ironically are competed over because the schlubs think there won't be competition.
They figure once they've got her chained down, they'll never have to work another day in their life.
It would be sad if that really was Tammy's defining decision in life and she chose... poorly.
 
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