🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votos: 27 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votos: 147 5.3%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votos: 385 13.8%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votos: 560 20.1%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votos: 424 15.2%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votos: 334 12.0%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votos: 206 7.4%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votos: 705 25.3%

  • Total de votantes
    2,788
That chair's gotta be somewhat heavier than your average foldable chair. Tess struggles with walking as it is, she ain't gonna take that shit anywhere
 
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No words
 
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Sounds like she might be starting another business venture?

She uploaded another tiktok about not knowing what to wear to an art show tonight, but it was taken down before I was able to archive it. I did get the caption, which is the melodramatic attitude you'd expect from Tess.
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She also posted about the art show on her story.
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Yes, that's really it.
Cryptic story post from last night.
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In reference to Tess starting a new business... she's wondering in her TikTok what makes people want to buy a product. How about knowing I'll actually get the product?? Let's hope she's not doing this on her own again... it'll be the t-shirt scandal all over again.
 
Yes, that's really it.
Really? Is no one going to comment on this monstrosity?

What are the ring things even? How is that edible? Slavic* meat jelly is a crime of it's own, but what the fucking hell is this?

*other variations of this culinary miscarriage exist in other nations’ cuisine as well

ETA please don't tell me this is considered a normal, common food, I'll quit internet for a week if that's true.
 
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Really? Is no one going to comment on this monstrosity?

What are the ring things even? How is that edible? Slavic* meat jelly is a crime of it's own, but what the fucking hell is this?

*other variations of this culinary miscarriage exist in other nations’ cuisine as well

ETA please don't tell me this is considered a normal, common food, I'll quit internet for a week if that's true.
They seem to be glass sculptures based off of weird 50s/60s cookbooks. I actually think it's kind of funny

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Really? Is no one going to comment on this monstrosity?

What are the ring things even? How is that edible? Slavic* meat jelly is a crime of it's own, but what the fucking hell is this?

*other variations of this culinary miscarriage exist in other nations’ cuisine as well

ETA please don't tell me this is considered a normal, common food, I'll quit internet for a week if that's true.
 
Yeah, that’s what I was talking about when I mentioned “meat jelly”. But this — penne in broth? Some alien ring thingies? — is worse than that.

But thnx @𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔 , I’ve checked her acc (rip my recommendations), seems like it is some weird food related (quelle surprise) shit. That's better than literal food as in “meal to serve”, but gosh you're weird, westerners.
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This is literally food in glass. Hope it doesn't rot.

Well, at least my internet access is safe.
Pardon for the panic, but I was genuinely shooketh.
 
Another week, another drain on her “mental energy “, more anxiety, depression, oppression, blah, blah, blah.
Ya know what Tess? If life is so hard, and you’re struggling that much, why don’t you check yourself into some mental facility somewhere? It’s never ending.
 

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Yeah, that’s what I was talking about when I mentioned “meat jelly”. But this — penne in broth? Some alien ring thingies? — is worse than that.

But thnx @𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔 , I’ve checked her acc (rip my recommendations), seems like it is some weird food related (quelle surprise) shit. That's better than literal food as in “meal to serve”, but gosh you're weird, westerners.
This is literally food in glass. Hope it doesn't rot.

Well, at least my internet access is safe.
Pardon for the panic, but I was genuinely shooketh.
Yeah, I see that you're right about these being in glass. It looks like the "food" is made of clay.
 
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