Laughable wikiHow guides

[hadarz]

http://www.wikihow.com/Talk-to-Your-Professor-About-Your-Autism

looks like someone stimmed a bit too hard.

 

[ActualKiwi]

http://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Your-Child-From-Masturbating-in-Public

 

[Maruukat]

http://m.wikihow.com/Increase-the-Eroticisim-in-Your-Life

 

[ON 190]

http://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Your-Child-From-Masturbating-in-Public

As stated above, masturbation has been known to occur in fetuses - babies still in the womb. At that point, the child has no means to make the conscious decision to masturbate. But it happens.

Makes for a great ultrasound.

 

[JP 307]

How to Start a College

Lolcow University's mascot would be a heifer with dyed hair and puzzle piece patterns

 

[CatParty]

http://www.wikihow.com/Accept-Your-Autism

http://www.wikihow.com/Open-a-Gas-Station

http://www.wikihow.com/Recognize-That-You-Have-a-Crush-on-Someone

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Pig-Costume

http://www.wikihow.com/Handle-Haters-and-Jealous-People

http://www.wikihow.com/Survive-the-Death-of-Your-Child

 

[ON 190]

http://www.wikihow.com/Survive-the-Death-of-Your-Child

By... karaoke? Well, we all grieve in different ways.

 

[RepQuest]

http://www.wikihow.com/Talk-to-Your-Professor-About-Your-Autism

B^U

 

[Dark Mirror Hole]

http://www.wikihow.com/Give-a-Wedgie

 

[CatParty]

http://www.wikihow.com/Stay-Positive-when-You-Know-Your-Life-Sucks

http://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Being-an-Easy-Target/Scapegoat

http://www.wikihow.com/Pretend-to-be-a-Modern-Vampire-(Male)

http://www.wikihow.com/Give-an-Enema

http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Over-an-Anime-Addiction

@Cute Anime Girl

http://www.wikihow.com/Cope-With-Being-in-Love-With-a-Fictional-Character
@Cute Anime Girl

http://www.wikihow.com/Wear-a-Diaper

http://www.wikihow.com/Create-and-Develop-an-Original-Character

 

[Adamska]

http://www.wikihow.com/Create-and-Develop-an-Original-Character

"Martok sees you have created Martok as an Orc Barbarian. Not very original. Martok would much prefer to be Bard."
"No! It's original 'cause you have a beard and are muscular!"
"Martok suspects you made Martok based on what you want to look like. Do you read that Gor garbage too?"
"Fuck you Martok! You don't get it, it's the perfect life. Fuck you I'm making a new Character!"

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

Where is my "How to beat @cat up after school" Wikihow article?

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Where is my "How to beat @cat up after school" Wikihow article?

You can do it yourself, then write it to show others how it's done.

 

[CatParty]

Where is my "How to beat @cat up after school" Wikihow article?

http://m.wikihow.com/Train-a-Cat-to-Stop-Doing-Almost-Anything

 

[Sable]

That weight loss one up there, aside from one mention of bullshit 'starvation mode' theory seems alright when skim reading.

The art however is pretty standard WikiHow though.

...has that flappy person made any recently?

 

[ON 190]

You can do it yourself, then write it to show others how it's done.

It'll be wrong. Only I and @FramerGirl420 know exactly how to do it.

 

[CatParty]

That weight loss one up there, aside from one mention of bullshit 'starvation mode' theory seems alright when skim reading.

The art however is pretty standard WikiHow though.

...has that flappy person made any recently?

http://www.wikihow.com/User:MissLunaRose

 

[Wabbu]

http://www.wikihow.com/Break-up-With-Your-Significant-Other-when-You-Are-Already-Dating-Someone-Else

 

[Idling]

How to Get Drunk Fast

How to Encourage Your Cat to Drink More Water

How to Eat Roadkill

How to eat Chocolate Seductively

Wow - Wikihow-user really have problems eating anything:

How to Hold a Fork (with animated instructions)
How to Eat Pancakes
How to Eat Pizza
How to Eat Ice Cream
How to Drink Beer
How to Eat a Banana

How to Eat Chocolate
This one is a three parter, with a combined 28 steps.

Spoiler: Over 50 sources cited

Chocolate is like the endboss of eating food. Forget eating it seductively. Be glad to survive a normal bite.

 

[CatParty]

http://www.wikihow.com/Sit

http://www.wikihow.com/Turn-Your-Room-Otaku-Style

@Cute Anime Girl

http://www.wikihow.com/Avoid-Becoming-a-Weeaboo

http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Your-Girlfriend-to-Play-Video-Games