Ralphamale Parenting: World's Best Dad edition

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So this kid is how old now, 3 months? If Pig doesn't change his ways and continues to be absent in kids daily life, give it 3 more months and this girl will already start showing clear, visible signs of not knowing who the fuck he is. 6 months old babies know their family really really well. Family to them are those people who are there as they live their life day after day. Ralph is just some strange creature that sometimes comes and goes. She will not regard him as a family. Child is nests in stability, reliability, consistency. It identifies itself with it's surrounding. If mother is always there, it thinks of her as a part of their life. If a pet cat is always there, it'll consider a pet just a part of her life. But Pig that sometimes invades her life is something entirely different.
 
SilkyJohnson dijo:
You know on TV shows where they do that whole "bring your parent to school" day where their dad turns up and talks about what their job is and shit? Is that a legit thing they do in American schools?

Cuz if so, I'd pay money to see Rozy wheeling her dad in front of a classroom full of her peers and their own fathers to describe how he's the biggest in his sektor and what he does for a living.
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Lol as if he'll be alive then.
 
The Vickers home was swatted while Xander was home and Ralph seems unconcerned. Since nobody cares about the Vickers family outside the Ralphasphere, it is likely that the culprit was one of Ralph's fans. Instead of showing concern for his son's safety and telling his fans to keep their 'tism in check, he's making it about himself.

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This is why even a grain of sympathy for this morbid creature is undeserved. Not only he was already a total degenerate, but he had two chances to recover from it, to be a better human for his children. He did not, and only devolved even further, dragging their lives into the hell of being the children of a demon that calls himself "christian".
 
Super Saiyan Hitler dijo:
The Vickers home was swatted while Xander was home and Ralph seems unconcerned. Since nobody cares about the Vickers family outside the Ralphasphere, it is likely that the culprit was one of Ralph's fans. Instead of showing concern for his son's safety and telling his fans to keep their 'tism in check, he's making it about himself.

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Lets be honest. Is it really beyond the realm of possibility that "no tactic is too low" Ethan Ralph organized for the Vickers to be swatted figuring if the police did shoot it wouldn't be a child? Or even figured because he doesn't get to see the child he doesn't give a shit? Just food for thunk.
 
Imagine being Xander. Imagine going onto Kiwifarms after you googled your name, only to find out the dad you never met tweeted how little he cared about your life being in peril.
If you’re reading this Xander, I’m so sorry.
 
Super Saiyan Hitler dijo:
The Vickers home was swatted while Xander was home and Ralph seems unconcerned. Since nobody cares about the Vickers family outside the Ralphasphere, it is likely that the culprit was one of Ralph's fans. Instead of showing concern for his son's safety and telling his fans to keep their 'tism in check, he's making it about himself.

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"I disavow swatting, as I always have"
Okay there mong. Sure you do.
What a massive fucking faggot. Imagine being so much of a bitch that when your own kid is in mortal danger and you make it about yourself. Fuck you man.
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Lets be honest. Is it really beyond the realm of possibility that "no tactic is too low" Ethan Ralph organized for the Vickers to be swatted figuring if the police did shoot it wouldn't be a child? Or even figured because he doesn't get to see the child he doesn't give a shit? Just food for thunk.
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I think it is. This fucker is "rules for thee not for Guntie" incarnate. Hell I have no doubt he made the call himself to not have to pay child support somehow.
 
Fat, drunken, wigger, coke-head, hypocrite, sexual-deviant, shit-eating loser. Ethan is a waddling disaster in diabetes socks wearing his grandmother's drip in an attempt to impress AF (Adolescent Faggot) teenagers. He's a completely shit father, and I can't even call him a shit husband because he refuses to marry his pet horse and make an honest mare out of her. So he's a shit bestiality enthusiast.
 
Super Saiyan Hitler dijo:
My favorite moment was when he was driving with pregnant Pantsu and livestreamed himself raging at traffic. At one point he drove on the shoulder lane to overtake a semi-truck and then he brake checked that semi-truck while hollering and flipping the truck driver off. That was extremely reckless and put Rozy's life in danger before she was even born.

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FYI the passing on the left shoulder of the road (or at least one of them if he did it multiple times on that trip) happened a little earlier on that vid, around 5:19.
 
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I know it's late, but nothing says father who cares about their daughter and baby momma like moving to Mexico.
I know that many of you think that Mexico is an unstable and unsafe country, but nothing could be further from the truth. This is a lie spread all over the world to keep you pinchi Gringos out. In reality it is a wonder land of drugs and sex where your American Dollar gets womens panties wet, which is exactly the environment one would want to raise a super Trad and chad family in.

It's a great place to bring your wife and daughter, and "fake news" reports are just liberal lies to keep people from flexing that American Dollar in the land of Tacos and Honey. Truth is women walk around alone all the time in Mexico and the only thing that happens is they have to throw away soaking wet panties from seeing a hWite man spend an American Dollar in their country. Meigh and Rozy will not only be safe, but Ralph will be allowed to slap the shit out of anyone who even looks at them wrong.

I know rock music isn't super popular but here is a tune that Ralph, Meigh and Rozy can bump on their way to Mexican Shangrila
 
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