Here is how you can own us all, Tommie.

[FinnSven]

Gather up some active police officers, registered, bar association member, practicing attorneys, and fathers of raped children, all from the state in which this incident with Sabrina happened.

Show them all of the threads relevant to the incident, every claim you have made and post we have made in response.

And ask them if your actions were totally innocent and that you did nothing wrong.

Do this on camera, live stream, so boy our faces will be red when they react. We will be so embarrassed and stupid!

 

[Postal_Rat]

Dude don't give tell thomas that if he does that will be fired and set to gitmo you crazy asshole

 

[Positron]

Thomas can own us all by having a job and staying in it for at least 6 months.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

Tom can prove his abilities as a Moses Magic Jew by jumping off a cliff. It won't hurt. He's got crystals.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Tom can own us all by quitting weed and taking prescribed psych meds at the correct dosage for 6 months

 

[blablabla]

Thomas can own us all by killing himself

 

[Tragi-Chan]

If Tom provided evidence for any of his self-proclaimed achievements, I would consider myself owned.

Well, except the Sabrina thing.

 

[Churros con Manteca]

You know what guys and gals, I was reflecting for quite some time, and it occurred to me that the only way for Thomas to own the kiwis effectively is by buying the farm. Amirite?

P.S.: Check the meaning of "buy the farm".

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

You know what guys and gals, I was reflecting for quite some time, and it occurred to me that the only way for Thomas to own the kiwis effectively is by buying the farm. Amirite?

I think his investment account only has a value of around 50k, I don't think Null will sell for that much no matter how many pounds of magic gravel he adds.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Tom'll earn my respect when he paints his ceiling with grey matter in Mincraft.