Ralphamale Parenting: World's Best Dad edition

[George Cuckzunian]

Until Cozy Rozy, we never had a chance to see what Ralphamale parenting looks like due to Ralph abandoning little Xander Vickers. However now we can point to examples of how a real Ralphamale is the worlds best dad. This thread is to talk about things the Ralphmale has done to earn the title "Worlds Best Dad"

An example I can think of is the time Ralph rolled a joint of Marijuana, smoked it and drove with Cozy Rozy in the car. When all those haters tried saying that this was bad parenting because driving while intoxicated is not good alone, much less when a child is in the car the Ralphamale owned all the haters by reminding them Weed is legal where he lives so stay mad haters. Call the cops, the Ralph don't give a fuck cause they all love the killstream in Richmond, VA.

What are your favorite moments of Ralph being the worlds best dad?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I think honestly think the Gunt is being the best father he is capable of being when he flees the country and stays an ocean away from his newborn daughter for two weeks.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Allowing his ReRoll Spite Baby to be raised in a ghetto shack surrounded by four (4) halfway houses for Registered Sex Offenders (and more often than not abandoning them there) is Alpha Dad as fuck.
You can see why the Mens Rights Incels love the guy.

This is the updated RSO map, I’ll add it to the Ralph’s Rental thread.

 

[break these cuffs]

I think honestly think the Gunt is being the best father he is capable of being when he flees the country and stays an ocean away from his newborn daughter for two weeks.

The best thing he could have ever done for Xannie was abandoning him, Unfortunately for the kid it was a lose lose situation given the mother. And, grandfather for that matter.

 

[Super Saiyan Hitler]

My favorite moment was when he was driving with pregnant Pantsu and livestreamed himself raging at traffic. At one point he drove on the shoulder lane to overtake a semi-truck and then he brake checked that semi-truck while hollering and flipping the truck driver off. That was extremely reckless and put Rozy's life in danger before she was even born.

https://youtu.be/-yz0yByc6z0?t=349

 

[3322]

My favorite moment was when he was driving with pregnant Pantsu and livestreamed himself raging at traffic. At one point he drove on the shoulder lane to overtake a semi-truck and then he brake checked that semi-truck while hollering and flipping the truck driver off. That was extremely reckless and put Rozy's life in danger before she was even born.

https://youtu.be/-yz0yByc6z0?t=349

He also ran that red-light and got his first car totaled and they told him if Meigh had been in the passenger seat at the time she'd be dead. So there is already two times Meigh almost died while in a car with Roadrage Ralph.

 

[CringeMomma]

I like when he posts photos of his little daughter to flex with no regard for her privacy or future. nvm Meighs lolicon followers

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

My favorite moment was when he was driving with pregnant Pantsu and livestreamed himself raging at traffic. At one point he drove on the shoulder lane to overtake a semi-truck and then he brake checked that semi-truck while hollering and flipping the truck driver off. That was extremely reckless and put Rozy's life in danger before she was even born.

https://youtu.be/-yz0yByc6z0?t=349

he's such a nigger, legit makes me mati

 

[MeltyTW]

he's such a nigger, legit makes me mati

I think ralph putting his family in mortal danger with himself is based and he should keep doing it as often as possible. He needs to drive to Ukraine and brake check enemy tanks

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

My favorite was the time he was really really hungry and hallucinated that rosy was a giant rotisserie chicken and he put two pieces of bread on either side of her and was about to take a big bite before someone swatted him and the knock at the door snapped him out of it.

 

[Polyboros2]

Taking his premie baby, two months out of the oven, when it should of only been out one, to sixty degree weather for a pair of baseball games. It's ok though, there were some warm places inside that Pantsu could reheat the kiddo like a gas station burrito.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

He also ran that red-light and got his first car totaled and they told him if Meigh had been in the passenger seat at the time she'd be dead. So there is already two times Meigh almost died while in a car with Roadrage Ralph.

Three because that passing-on-the-shoulder incident was one of at least two, with Ralph passing on the left shoulder as well.

 

[Matt Damon]

My favorite moment was when he was driving with pregnant Pantsu and livestreamed himself raging at traffic. At one point he drove on the shoulder lane to overtake a semi-truck and then he brake checked that semi-truck while hollering and flipping the truck driver off. That was extremely reckless and put Rozy's life in danger before she was even born.

https://youtu.be/-yz0yByc6z0?t=349

The man truly is an amalgamation of every single vice or selfish asshole behavior one could imagine. He's the embodiment of everything unlikable about humanity.

He's a fucking cartoon character - surely a person like this can't actually exist, right?

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

Fucking dude traveled to Portugal twice and didn't bring anyone else with him to enjoy the trip with, least of all the son he doesn't give a shit about and the daughter he pretends to care about. And on each trip, he got his ass beat and made an internet laughing stock.

Prioritizing your own personal trips and online internet slap fights over actually caring for the children you brought into the world is the epitome of good parenting. Give Ethan a gold star.

 

[RussianParasite]

Ralph knows it is his duty, as one of the most hated people on the internet, to ensure his children end up like him. Only a five-star father would willingly dox his kid(s) from the get go knowing there are large online communities that will archive their information (and unfortunately likely harass them) forever.

Are you jealous yet, pedophile Joshua Connor Moon!?

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Smoking with a infant in the home and traveling across States in a truck is pretty ralphamale.

 

[Obscura539]

I like when he left his newborn to play cowboy at a bowling alley.

 

[ManBearHog]

My favourite Rapin’ Reethan Ralphadad moment was when he gunted cum into a self-proclaimed pedophile and subsequently left the infant child alone with said pedophile for extended periods of time whilst he had solo holidays across the Atlantic. Such adventures included repeatedly getting the shit kicked out of him, chewing with his mouth open like a fat slob, and generally leaving a trail of video evidence that objectively proves what a disgusting, hateful, classless, rude, racist, WEAK slob he is.

 

[Obscura539]

I also like how he tender he is with his child. He clearly wants to be present for his new daughter.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

My favorite was the time he was really really hungry and hallucinated that rosy was a giant rotisserie chicken and he put two pieces of bread on either side of her and was about to take a big bite before someone swatted him and the knock at the door snapped him out of it.

Had to.