🍗 Deathfat Kelly Lenza / LividLipids / softbodytendermind / ass_child / photopotamus - "Radical body liberationist”, Intentionally Repulsive, Uber woke middle-aged SJW influencer wannabe, doxed her former therapist for getting WLS, ate her way to heart failure

Kelly’s full of shit talking about “what’s accessible to me”. She has internet access and disposal income, any tranny gay flag is accessible to her.
 
I thought at least one was homeschooled
If memory serves, Kelly pulled a daughter out of school because the teachers kept complaining that the child was absolutely feral.
Oh, that doesn't mean she started homeschooling after that.
If you count “here’re gays and troons, let's learn the meanings of colours of the flag” as schooling, then sure
For everything else, she has IPads and the scapegoat sister, in huge empty house there adults don't give a fuck.
 
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Pardon me while I take insanely deep breaths because I can look at those raw numbers she just threw out, do a mental calculation, and shriek escalades about how she's got no fucking clue what she's talking about with their chances of paying off their house (unless she only plans on herself and her husband living <20 years). My financial counselor senses are tingling, Batman! No, not tingling - they're on fucking FIRE. I suddenly want to know where their extra money is going to, because not counting the COMPLETELY TAX FREE DISABILITY (that's right, no taxes, Federal nor State, can be applied to that $1200) they have sufficient income to pay all necessary bills, even assuming they have an HOA. They should have money left over that they can apply to their house in extra principle payments or apply to paying down extra interest, or apply to escrow to cover property taxes and get a possible kickback each year if their escrow account was more than the assessed tax fees. So how many fucking streaming services do they have? How much does Kelly spend on chicken? Do they have prior debt they're paying off? What the actual fucking fuck?

I may be overanalyzing this as I tend to do when there's money numbers and I've been drinking, but gaaaaaaaaaa imma go finish my bottle.

Edited because drinking and thought of more shit
 
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Despite Jerry's income actually being enough to sustain the piggish Lenza household just fine, a man with a degree in EE and over 11 years of experience who's earning <$50K a year should be able to negotiate for a raise/promotion or look for a more lucrative job at another company. But I assume he's too awkward and inert to take the initiative. (And maybe it's also time for Kelly to put the kids in school and get a job of her own, hm? Lmao, psych!)
 
Reading that made me MATI like never before. Awesome, Kelly! You should reward yourself with something expensive, which is apparently what you do to waste that much money.

I wonder if one of her woke followers will call her out on this. There must be some poor fats out there grinding their teeth reading this. Bonus points for dismissing your privilege as a kept woman in a big-ass house that you own as 'made up privilege', very cool, Kelly. That's totally the same as living in a shitty overpriced flat in the city with two roommates just to get by because the renting and housing market is fucked.
 
You're not paying off your home in YOUR lifetime, Kelly.
Reading that made me MATI like never before. Awesome, Kelly! You should reward yourself with something expensive, which is apparently what you do to waste that much money.

I wonder if one of her woke followers will call her out on this. There must be some poor fats out there grinding their teeth reading this. Bonus points for dismissing your privilege as a kept woman in a big-ass house that you own as 'made up privilege', very cool, Kelly. That's totally the same as living in a shitty overpriced flat in the city with two roommates just to get by because the renting and housing market is fucked.
I've said it before, but some people would KILL to have the privilege of being Stay at Home Mom's.
She doesn't realize how badly she tells on herself with these things. As if people who even might have some camaraderie with her are going to have to bite their tongues at this shit. Its such a cope. Its some weird spiritual munchausen shit.
 
Reading that made me MATI like never before. Awesome, Kelly! You should reward yourself with something expensive, which is apparently what you do to waste that much money.

I wonder if one of her woke followers will call her out on this. There must be some poor fats out there grinding their teeth reading this. Bonus points for dismissing your privilege as a kept woman in a big-ass house that you own as 'made up privilege', very cool, Kelly. That's totally the same as living in a shitty overpriced flat in the city with two roommates just to get by because the renting and housing market is fucked.
I think one of her followers called her out.
I forgot on which post.
She went passive aggressive in DM and post it on her IG stories.
That bitch doesn’t care
 
I've said it before, but some people would KILL to have the privilege of being Stay at Home Mom's.
Truth. Hell, I have no ambition to be a SAHM, but I would love to be able to stay home and keep house while my partner brings in more than enough money to live comfortably on, just for a few months or a few years. It's a luxury position. Especially if like Kelly you don't actually do the housekeeping and the mothering but you just sit on your ass and eat every day.

I think one of her followers called her out.
I forgot on which post.
She went passive aggressive in DM and post it on her IG stories.
That bitch doesn’t care
I know a black influencer called her out once. That was fun, because Kelly had no argument and could only seethe while avoiding the urge to type N.
 
Pardon me while I take insanely deep breaths because I can look at those raw numbers she just threw out, do a mental calculation, and shriek escalades about how she's got no fucking clue what she's talking about with their chances of paying off their house (unless she only plans on herself and her husband living <20 years). My financial counselor senses are tingling, Batman! No, not tingling - they're on fucking FIRE. I suddenly want to know where their extra money is going to, because not counting the COMPLETELY TAX FREE DISABILITY (that's right, no taxes, Federal nor State, can be applied to that $1200) they have sufficient income to pay all necessary bills, even assuming they have an HOA. They should have money left over that they can apply to their house in extra principle payments or apply to paying down extra interest, or apply to escrow to cover property taxes and get a possible kickback each year if their escrow account was more than the assessed tax fees. So how many fucking streaming services do they have? How much does Kelly spend on chicken? Do they have prior debt they're paying off? What the actual fucking fuck?

I may be overanalyzing this as I tend to do when there's money numbers and I've been drinking, but gaaaaaaaaaa imma go finish my bottle.

Edited because drinking and thought of more shit
I can’t even with her. She’s not even acknowledging the equity that homeowners build versus renters. She conveniently left out any 401k that’s probably included as a part of their portfolio. Maybe she is just innumerate. Maybe they both are. They could make biweekly payments and have the house paid off sooner and pay less interest.

gah.
 
Isn't 2100$ for a mortgage absolutely insanely high? With a rate like that in the neck of my woods you'd get a huge ass villa.

Also fuck off Kelly you are one of the most prIvIlEgED people on this godforsaken earth.
 
Isn't 2100$ for a mortgage absolutely insanely high? With a rate like that in the neck of my woods you'd get a huge ass villa.

Also fuck off Kelly you are one of the most prIvIlEgED people on this godforsaken earth.
Nah, depends on what all they have rolled into it (house insurance/property taxes/etc), if they made a downpayment concurrent with getting their mortgage, what the value of the home was when they financed/refinanced, the term of their loan (10 year vs 15 vs 30), etc. In a high-priced neighborhood, this is perfectly reasonable. In fact, it's cheap as dirt in some regions I used to live in.

Where I live /now/ it'd be exorbitantly high. However, 30 minutes away in the city of million dollar homes, it'd be cheap as dirt. It's all about area, and given the fact that they aren't exactly in a rural area that's reasonably priced, I'd say it's to be expected and not out of this world.
 
With a veteran, they can get a no money down mortgage, and accounts for the high monthly payment.

I don't understand all the bullshit spewed lately about how discriminatory and awful the banks are with mortgages and poooor people. Pre 2008 meltdown, everyone qualified and a lot of them foreclosed or defaulted.

Not everyone should be a homeowner. This includes Kelly, who treats her property like shit.
 
Not everyone should be a homeowner. This includes Kelly, who treats her property like shit.
Yeah, the problem is rather that now banks won't give a mortgage to a responsible single person, or hardworking people with limited budget, but they will still give one to human garbage like Kelly who married a neglectful cuck who some fucking how conned himself into a well paying job. But that's a life-is-really-unfair problem more than a bank problem.

Still makes me extremely 🎩🎩🎩. Kelly is one of the few cows on the farms that I truly hope becomes destitute at some point in her life (the other is Lou Gags, naturally).
 
It’s light years of difference between renting and the privilege of owning your own home. Kelly doesn’t understand this because she’s been enveloped in a bubble of privilege her entire life.

She’s lucky no one besides us reads her posts, the wokeisphere would boop her on the snoot for her lack of intersectionality.
 
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