- Registrado
- 24 de Feb, 2019
Recap:
- Blueland body wash is her new favorite thing...SHILL SHILL SHILL... (Clearly an ad, but not marked as such)
- Very Bradley bag - This giant bag is her "personal item" carry on
- Brand makes her think of old people.
- This is Emely's main brand she shills so amazing that Anna suddenly likes them.
- She acts like shes never seen a backpack before...Every Jansport I've had was like this for tons less money.
- Her "bralette" is a top with a shelfbra - like a cami.
- She uses said bralet as a top on a plane because they get too hot. She will take off her shirt and just wear this during a flight.
- She chafes on the plane. Uses MegaBabe to deal with it.
- "I go into the bathroom before the flight get whatever excess liquid i have out and put this on."
- She uses vaseline on her lips and neck due to stresss rash on planes.
- She also uses a $68 for 30ml facial oil as well.
- For some reason she finds clips more comfortable then scrunchies when flying. Never had any issue with a tie back but clips hurt like hell from anyone i've ever heard about them and sleeping.
- Though she needs clips for sleeping on plane she never sleeps on a plane because she could snore and people would make fun of her.
- She says her last passport was so full they added in additional pages to it.
- She talks about how often she reads her kindle.
- She then cannot figure out how to close a book or use the library or use hte kindle at all.
- Books she supposely reads
- Trixie's guide to modern womanhood
- She flings the fucking kindle ($150 to $250) across the room when she can't figure it out and laughs about it.
- She totally knows the kindle guys shes embarasssed. So Anna hids in her backpack among all her chafing products and probably eats them.
- She can't figure out why stuff is all over her after doing this.
- Anna has to show us her flight tickets since she has to buy 2 seats on southwest.
- She then gets refund for the 2nd seat using the "person of size policy."
- "The “C” boarding group is the last (and worst) boarding group to be in when flying Southwest. It almost guarantees you will get a stuck in a middle seat and you might have trouble finding a spot for your bag in the overhead bin."
- She then gets refund for the 2nd seat using the "person of size policy."
- Vagisol wipes
- She is always swampy down there. She thinks everyone is always swampy down there. She says the moisture wicking pants do not remove the swamp.
- She uses this because otheriwise she gets the yeast infection.
- The contortions this must involve....
- KIZZIK sneakers
- She says she wears these all the time and they are her favorites so much she has three pairs. We saw them once ages ago and never again.
- These $129 shoes are made for people who have issues bending down or tying shoes.
- She says she wears these all the time and they are her favorites so much she has three pairs. We saw them once ages ago and never again.
