💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[ActualKiwi]

The bald, realistic version of Dobson is way less punchable than any other incarnation of himself he's ever drawn.

Very true. I'm not naturally a violent man but I would quite happily punch the ever-living shit out of that little blue ball of misery...though I'm worried he may in fact get off on it.

 

[GodBearMissionary]

Just stay home you piece of shit.

He's just too good for petty human notions such as "having fun".

Also the incessant comics of him at a table at cons where he's losing his shit over people wanting to interact with him. Uh, bruh, I think you to rethink the whole point of artist alleys/autographing tables/vendor tables.....

 

[Hummingbird]

I've noticed most SJWs are very guilty of fetishizing lesbians the same way a gross neckbeard straight guy is. They'll say "representation matters" until the cows come home, but don't think some of them aren't fapping. Gay, bisexual and trans men don't get much love from them because men= evil!!

There are some exceptions with the male versions. As long as the gay isn't white, not too masculine (but not flaming) or trans/non-binary in some way. (Bonus points if they're "allies".) Gay men made the mistake of trying to fit into mundane society and gain acceptance and the SJWs deep-down hate them for it.

You know, progressives on Tv are obessed with lesbians. You rarely ever see a gay man on TV. Steven Universe is full of implied lesbians, another show named Clarance, and a Disney live action tv show. It leads me to think that this is just fap fodder for SJWs. But what do I know, I'm just a straight cishet, right?.

From what I've seen of Clarence, they handled the lesbian subject better by making Jeff's mothers just there and exist like anyone else. They're no better or worse than anyone else, there was no massive announcement or lecture of their life (that I know of) and I liked the idea of the butch one being the housewife with a feminine voice.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

But that would require creativity and not ripping something off.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

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If we were to paint that green and replace the sigil with a burning book, Linkara Bear?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Don't you mean Uncaring Bear?

That is true, I don't know why I said that earlier.

Also it's pretty sad that the man's realistic self-portrait is probably the best panel of either comic on this page.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

That is true, I don't know why I said that earlier.

Also it's pretty sad that the man's realistic self-portrait is probably the best panel of either comic on this page.

That's because it shows effort.

 

[Male Idiot]

He drew himself skinny and with hair a lot, and people kept asking why he was doing so.

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Eventually he got so pissed off by the question, he just randomly switched to a short blue bear just to spite everyone.

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Hey... the realistic, balding guy drawing actually looks somewhat okey. Ironically it IS the more appealing one compared to his anime-like, dumb cartoon version. Of course, Dobson does not like it.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Hey... the realistic, balding guy drawing actually looks somewhat okey. Ironically it IS the more appealing one compared to his anime-like, dumb cartoon version. Of course, Dobson does not like it.

It's like something you might see in a comic book (Quality wise) compared to the others which look like they are drawn by amateur artists on Deviant Art.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

The sad thing is that of all the representations, somehow the bear manages to look like the oldest and smug one.
Old in the way that he just feels like he is supposed to be a 50 year old, badly aged misanthrop.
I think it is a combination of eyebrows, eyes, the color blue and the bear's chin.
He puts so much emphasize on the eyes of the character, you can't avoid to see just how either dead or insincere his expressions are (e.g. when he is supposed to be happy) or how miserable, smug and angry he is, on which he puts the most emphasize. The overly large eyebrows just add to it.
Second, the chin. His chin looks like you just subconsciously associate it with something to see on a fat, old, miserable man who shouts angrily at the kids in his backyard. He just looks fat, even if Dobson draws him at best chubby.

btw, I looked over his Minecraft thing. Just out of curiosity, because I really don't know much about Minecraft:
1. Is there also supposed to be more to it than just building stuff?
2. If not, how does that make minecraft different from the Sims?
3. Can we just agree on the fact that Dobson plays Minecraft and Skyrim because he wants to create worlds he has control about, instead of adventuring in worlds he may have none in and therefore are challenging?

 

[Overcast]

The sad thing is that of all the representations, somehow the bear manages to look like the oldest and smug one.
Old in the way that he just feels like he is supposed to be a 50 year old, badly aged misanthrop.
I think it is a combination of eyebrows, eyes, the color blue and the bear's chin.
He puts so much emphasize on the eyes of the character, you can't avoid to see just how either dead or insincere his expressions are (e.g. when he is supposed to be happy) or how miserable, smug and angry he is, on which he puts the most emphasize. The overly large eyebrows just add to it.
Second, the chin. His chin looks like you just subconsciously associate it with something to see on a fat, old, miserable man who shouts angrily at the kids in his backyard. He just looks fat, ven if Dobson draws him at best chubby.

btw, I looked over his Minecraft thing. Just out of curiosity, because I really don't know much about Minecraft:
1. Is there also supposed to be more to it than just building stuff?
2. If not, how does that make minecraft different from the Sims?
3. Can we just agree on the fact that Dobson plays Minecraft and Skyrim because he wants to create worlds he has control about, instead of adventuring in worlds he may have none in and therefore are challenging?

From what I can tell, there's supposedly an uber dragon you can fight after meeting some prerequisites. Doubt Dobby would go for it though.

 

[Bugaboo]

The sad thing is that of all the representations, somehow the bear manages to look like the oldest and smug one.
Old in the way that he just feels like he is supposed to be a 50 year old, badly aged misanthrop.
I think it is a combination of eyebrows, eyes, the color blue and the bear's chin.
He puts so much emphasize on the eyes of the character, you can't avoid to see just how either dead or insincere his expressions are (e.g. when he is supposed to be happy) or how miserable, smug and angry he is, on which he puts the most emphasize. The overly large eyebrows just add to it.
Second, the chin. His chin looks like you just subconsciously associate it with something to see on a fat, old, miserable man who shouts angrily at the kids in his backyard. He just looks fat, ven if Dobson draws him at best chubby.

btw, I looked over his Minecraft thing. Just out of curiosity, because I really don't know much about Minecraft:
1. Is there also supposed to be more to it than just building stuff?
2. If not, how does that make minecraft different from the Sims?
3. Can we just agree on the fact that Dobson plays Minecraft and Skyrim because he wants to create worlds he has control about, instead of adventuring in worlds he may have none in and therefore are challenging?

You can fight stuff (a dragon in another dimesion and a weird three headed floating destruction thing) breed animals, explore caves and ruins and shit and collect resources to make a huge stockpile to build big things
For many people it's cool until you know all the ins and outs and then it's gets pretty blah, kids love it because it's esstentially infinite first person legos

 

[Male Idiot]

Skyrim is actually pretty much a fighting adventure where you can end up as dragon food very easily , but Dobbo modded it into his own hugbox. Dragons most likely just tell him they give up and reward him a bike pump!

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

From what I can tell, there's supposedly an uber dragon you can fight after meeting some prerequisites. Doubt Dobby would go for it though.

He actually did. It's part of of his "post pictures of what I'm doing on Minecraft" tweets that we hardly ever post here because it's literally like taking pictures of a Lets Play.

 

[EtherealDragon]

......because be sociable at a social event is just too much to ask for?

Does Dobson not realize that cons are there for socializing? Some people make friends and networks at cons. If he wanted to sell any comic product, he would have to realize he needs to actually talk and be happy, even if he isn't.

But this is Dobson we're talking about. He has absolutely no willpower to improve and the world revolves around his fat ass, obviously.

 

[MMX]

Does Dobson not realize that cons are there for socializing? Some people make friends and networks at cons. If he wanted to sell any comic product, he would have to realize he needs to actually talk and be happy, even if he isn't.

But this is Dobson we're talking about. He has absolutely no willpower to improve and the world revolves around his fat ass, obviously.

Well dobbie doesnt want friends because friends call you on your bullshit, he wants blind adoring fans.
Also dobbie doesnt want to network and make contacts in the industry because he wants them to come to him (in this regard hes very much like chris and sonichu) he wants work to fall into his lap like the brental floss job or commissions. And fuck you for suggesting work he doesnt feel inspired to do and he will work to his own very slow schedule.
Bottom line is real life has no block button so why try.

 

[GodBearMissionary]

he wants them to come to him

And yet when people approach his table at cons, he seems to find it to be such a terrible inconvenience.

I mean, ugh, I've set up a table to sell my comics and you have the gall to actually want to come up to me and try and buy them?

 

[MMX]

And yet when people approach his table at cons, he seems to find it to be such a terrible inconvenience.

I mean, ugh, I've set up a table to sell my comics and you have the gall to actually want to come up to me and try and buy them?

I think it may be more than that.
Part of attending a convention is not just buying stuff from an author but meeting them, chatting and even talking about the things you dont like about there work.
Dobbie just wants you to buy his stuff and fuck off. Well maybe tell him hes great. Back then he wanted fame and adoration but then he remembered that meant effort so now he just e-begs whilst demanding to be left alone yet being an attention whore.

 

[Professor Iris]

No, this is.

Does anybody ever politely ask permission to take a photo only to force the person to pose for one anyway? What human actually operates like that?

I am fairly certain that Dobson is twisting what happened here. As he always does.

......because be sociable at a social event is just too much to ask for?

Better question: Why bother going to the con AT ALL?

Applies to both comics: WHERE IS THE JOKE, DOBSON?
The only "punchline" seems to be that your teddy bear is an unplesant, whiny, anti-social asshole.

 

[AnOminous]

Does anybody ever politely ask permission to take a photo only to force the person to pose for one anyway? What human actually operates like that?

I am fairly certain that Dobson is twisting what happened here. As he always does.

It's pretty obvious he was just asked to do something he'd already agreed to do and instead acted like a giant douchebag and then refused to do it.