💼 Careercow Perry Caravello + Big 3 Community + Tom Brennan / Tom B. - Fat, homophobic, greasy, boomer streamer, star of Windy City Heat and Simon S. Salty. Party at 7722 reseda blvd apt 102

[TomBsMassiveGut]

10. Get Perry a goddamn bed. Maybe he wouldn't be so sore and have energy to stream.

LOL like that will ever happen. You see that piece of shit chair he made him beg for? Still hasn’t replaced the screen door, the couch, or anything else he’s fucked up. The live premiers from last year have TumB all over them holding a new truck over Perry’s head. Nowadays he completely dismisses any car talk from Perry saying they can’t afford it, but TumB could afford a house and renovations… Perry is basically an indentured servant.

Definitely Tom told Perry about us, but Perry is Perry, so he forgot half of it.

There is no endgame better than Perry rage quitting forever, moving in with any relative that will take him, suing Tom for the evident abuse he's been put through, Tom bankrupting his parents to pay it all off, and Perry walking into the sunset, never to pop up again,

It would be such an easy and winnable case, it’s all documented, the majority on video and the rest on paper.

 

[The criminologist]

LOL like that will ever happen. You see that piece of shit chair he made him beg for? Still hasn’t replaced the screen door, the couch, or anything else he’s fucked up. The live premiers from last year have TumB all over them holding a new truck over Perry’s head. Nowadays he completely dismisses any car talk from Perry saying they can’t afford it, but TumB could afford a house and renovations… Perry is basically an indentured servant.

Perry can't even sleep on the iconic WCH viewing party couch. That fat on the spectrum faggot Garret busted it. There isn't anything of Perry's Tom hasn't either destroyed or had one of his pet retards ruin for him. Sad thing is I no longer believe Tom is ever going to get what he deserves. A failed little piece of shit comedian who lied and blackmailed his way into the Big3 and then worked to destroy it and rob the fans since 2013. And he just keeps getting away with it. Even though everyone knows he's a lying thieving blackmailing little pervert who somehow made even Perry look redeemable. People like him just walk around the raindrops. He's never going to pay for any of the shit he's pulled since 2013.

 

[TomBsMassiveGut]

Perry can't even sleep on the iconic WCH viewing party couch. That fat on the spectrum faggot Garret busted it. There isn't anything of Perry's Tom hasn't either destroyed or had one of his pet retards ruin for him. Sad thing is I no longer believe Tom is ever going to get what he deserves. A failed little piece of shit comedian who lied and blackmailed his way into the Big3 and then worked to destroy it and rob the fans since 2013. And he just keeps getting away with it. Even though everyone knows he's a lying thieving blackmailing little pervert who somehow made even Perry look redeemable. People like him just walk around the raindrops. He's never going to pay for any of the shit he's pulled since 2013.

Eh, if he loses his stream due to TOS, his house will be quick to follow, which then burns the bridges he’s forged with any of his co-signers.

 

[The criminologist]

Tom reminds me of everything I ever hated about New York and the rotten people who live there. He's a New Yorker through and through to the pit of his rotten semen soaked soul. I don't know if Tom even counts as a lolcow anymore. He's not funny. He's just disgusting and rage provoking. He reminds me of that little cunt we all knew in grade school with the shit eating grin who would push your buttons until you popped him in the mouth and would then run crying to the teacher. We all knew a little bastard like Tom. Condescending,arrogant aloof little shitbag.

 

[Knuttsaq]

Eh, if he loses his stream due to TOS, his house will be quick to follow, which then burns the bridges he’s forged with any of his co-signers.

CumB has no financial stake in the house as far as I am aware, it belongs Pringles.

 

[TomBsMassiveGut]

CumB has no financial stake in the house as far as I am aware, it belongs Pringles.

They have co-signers on their mortgage, and there’s no way in hell her onlyfans is paying that. Perry is 100% paying TumB’s mortgage, and that’s why TumB will talk about not having money to finish projects, and then next month they’re finished: twitch pays out on the 15th.

 

[snort beg snort]

How to fix PCL.
1. Back to 3 days. Switching to 2 days a week was huge pre-madonna move. You weren't big enough or ready to cut days.
2. Make the start time 8pm Eastern again. Who the hell is home to watch a stream at 5pm Eastern or 2pm Pacific? Every streamer knows you get most of your viewers from the West Coast. You are completely missing out on the most active time and location on twitch. That why all big streamers who make it move to California.
3. Cats out the bag. Stop screening mail. We really don't care. We only tease you about the mushroom stuff because you react.
4. Make sure Perry sleeps until at least 11 on days he has to stream. The energy tonight was dog shit nursing home energy. Make him pound energy drinks.
5. Let Perry rage. Get him fired up. Make him go Hulk mode as often as possible.
6. The 1992 story is not even remotely funny anymore. Even if Perry did blow Randy it's not even remotely funny anymore.

7. The Nintendo stuff. I'm guessing the average age of PCL viewers is over 30. If the people in chat wanted to watch video game content they would watch someone, anyone other than Perry.
8. You have to check Perry. He expects too much. He turns down offers now he would of begged to do a year ago.
9. Bring back shop vac stuns. They are actually hilarious.
10. Get Perry a goddamn bed. Maybe he wouldn't be so sore and have energy to stream.

Shhhh it's funnier that he can't figure this stuff out

 

[Human Butthole]

And CumB has him dressed like Link. So does that make him more or less of a gamer than DSP?

Reminds me when CumB had Perry dress up like Mario. That shit was so cringe! Up there with CumB doing his stupid DVD Overlord "Da bestest evaar" impersonation.

I've yet to find any of Perry dressing up funny. Just comes across as lame.

Someone sent mushrooms and he’s in the chat pretending like he doesn’t know. Someone even wrote “add it to the lawsuit”
They said no stream for the unforseeable future. Perry got tickets for something. It’s just slow maybe the dennys outing is better. Someone should called the restaurant or stop by if your local.

They're going to reduce the amount of streaming again?

 

[TomBsMassiveGut]

They're going to reduce the amount of streaming again?

Perry’s going on some weird trip, so there’s no streams this week and next week at least. I’m sure that two hiatuses back to back won’t hurt their numbers at all. Fans can always watch shitty movies with Jowy DayOlds in discord or watch one of Garigs pathetic and weird Twitter streams

 

[BeetTheTraffic]

Reminds me when CumB had Perry dress up like Mario. That shit was so cringe! Up there with CumB doing his stupid DVD Overlord "Da bestest evaar" impersonation.

I've yet to find any of Perry dressing up funny. Just comes across as lame.

Oh you mean when a fan bought a costume & than fans had to paid for perry to wear it & than tom used it for thumbnails, promotion & other content free of charge?

 

[hector85]

Perry’s going on some weird trip, so there’s no streams this week and next week at least. I’m sure that two hiatuses back to back won’t hurt their numbers at all. Fans can always watch shitty movies with Jowy DayOlds in discord or watch one of Garigs pathetic and weird Twitter streams

pretty sure theres a Friday stream, perry was trying to get out of it by saying his flight was friday night but tom said his flight was Saturday implying it was after midnight and they'd still stream Friday.

 

[soulgains]

Im not gonna lie, this is the first cow my wife actually introduced me too. We we're watching Smiling Friend's and she laughed as soon as she saw him. She explained who Perry was, Windy City Heat, and all the other crazy, insane degenerate shit he was into and involved with. I'm not shocked that hes in such a state, considering the movie he was in, but I never thought that he'd become a retard with an autistic wrangler as his handler. I think the creators of Smiling Friend's (mostly Zach Hadel) likely browse the farms, and that they may draw more careercows from here in the future lmao

 

[TomBsMassiveGut]

Im not gonna lie, this is the first cow my wife actually introduced me too. We we're watching Smiling Friend's and she laughed as soon as she saw him. She explained who Perry was, Windy City Heat, and all the other crazy, insane degenerate shit he was into and involved with. I'm not shocked that hes in such a state, considering the movie he was in, but I never thought that he'd become a retard with an autistic wrangler as his handler. I think the creators of Smiling Friend's (mostly Zach Hadel) likely browse the farms, and that they may draw more careercows from here in the future lmao

Chris Chan was allegedly supposed to be in that same episode

 

[Judy Miser]

It's pretty sad, honestly. I really enjoyed the streams before all the funny people were driven off by Tom. There's no creativity left, everything is just a shitty repeat of things done much better in the past.

 

[TomBsMassiveGut]

It's pretty sad, honestly. I really enjoyed the streams before all the funny people were driven off by Tom. There's no creativity left, everything is just a shitty repeat of things done much better in the past.

Tom’s whining and browbeating has an extremely sexual undertone to it anymore. He really ramps up towards the end too with demanding and dictating every little move Perry makes, working himself up into a frenzy, and then suddenly he’s exhausted and the stream ends without after hours…

Dudes whacking off to this shit, it’s a public humiliation fetish.

 

[Judy Miser]

Tom’s whining and browbeating has an extremely sexual undertone to it anymore. He really ramps up towards the end too with demanding and dictating every little move Perry makes, working himself up into a frenzy, and then suddenly he’s exhausted and the stream ends without after hours…

Dudes whacking off to this shit, it’s a public humiliation fetish.

Yesterday people complained you could see up Perry's Link tunic and asked him to put on some shorts. Tom didn't like that and said he liked him better without them. When a tip comment came later asking Perry to remove his shorts Tom was quick to get him to undress again.

 

[BlutArsch]

I cant believe Twitch allows bigotry like this. They should be ashamed of themselves!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOUYjuiZ0M

 

[Golly G. Willikers]

Chris Chan was allegedly supposed to be in that same episode

I respect Chan more than CumB. Chan rapes you in your face. CumB does it in the shadows.

 

[The criminologist]

It's pretty sad, honestly. I really enjoyed the streams before all the funny people were driven off by Tom. There's no creativity left, everything is just a shitty repeat of things done much better in the past.

Tom couldn't cut it as a comedian. He tried for almost 20 yrs and he was actually worse than garret. Star wars jokes and musings about his worthless life. He was about as funny as Freddy Mercury's last days on earth. He's threatened by anyone who has any actual talent at making others laugh. It just reminds him what a loser he is. His whole routine is a poor imitation of Don Barriss. The guy has zero originality. You ever think your life is pathetic imagine if the highest thing you ever achieved was a Twitch stream where internet dumpster people join you in tormenting a mentally deranged wop.

Yesterday people complained you could see up Perry's Link tunic and asked him to put on some shorts. Tom didn't like that and said he liked him better without them. When a tip comment came later asking Perry to remove his shorts Tom was quick to get him to undress again.

Fag can't even hide what he is anymore. Imagine being such a degenerate you actually wanted to see a nearly 60 yr old man partially naked. Who wants to see that? Whats Tom getting out of this other than rubes money?

Tom’s whining and browbeating has an extremely sexual undertone to it anymore. He really ramps up towards the end too with demanding and dictating every little move Perry makes, working himself up into a frenzy, and then suddenly he’s exhausted and the stream ends without after hours…

Dudes whacking off to this shit, it’s a public humiliation fetish.

You can kinda hear it in his voice. Like some perv back in the day making lewd phone calls whacking off on the other end of the phone. Tom gets a perverse joy out of this Don and Mole never did. Hell,no normal person ever could. He's a twisted little queer.

 

[MoleIsTheBoss]

You can kinda hear it in his voice. Like some perv back in the day making lewd phone calls whacking off on the other end of the phone. Tom gets a perverse joy out of this Don and Mole never did. Hell,no normal person ever could. He's a twisted little queer.

I wonder how far his perversion goes, because I hear the same thing in his voice. He's always trying to make things intimate, to support Perry with one hand, and abuse him with the other. It's unsettling, and it reeks of some sort of deeper issues with power and sex.

He gives me this vibe where I wouldn't let him near any children or pets.