Things that I, Joshua "Null" Moon, would like to do but cannot

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

You should add "speak Russian" to the list... I know it's not for lack of trying!

 

[ChromaQuack]

4. Spin a Loaded Pistol on my Finger
I like western movies and want to take a loaded revolver and spin it around like John Wayne. Unfortunately, as a wanted fugitive abroad, I cannot own a firearm and I don't think I can do something so cool.

Even women can do that, come on Null.

 

[High Tea]

We need a poll of which one Ralph will do next to own Josh. Fingers crossed for wrestling a Gator.

 

[Sammich]

The funny thing is, this will probably work. He's just that goddamn dumb. Which one do you think he'll try?

 

[3322]

We need a poll of which one Ralph will do next to own Josh. Fingers crossed for wrestling a Gator.

Nah, Ralph is too much of a pussy and also poor to do any of these.

 

[Puck]

That's a very gay and boring bucket list desu

 

[Mocha Shaka Khan]

I would like to believe that it's not butter but I just can't do it.

 

[Snigger]

Oh null you lovable scamp

 

[High Tea]

Nah, Ralph is too much of a pussy and also poor to do any of these.

Ralph is too poor and unprepared for fatherhood and that didn't stop him

 

[Getwhatyou]

Null you are legitimately too fat to sky dive. Maybe a bungie jump? But you will need to use the tandem rope.

 

[WWE Champion]

I bet Null is too much of a pussy to travel to North Korea, snort coke and party in a regime sponsored party with paid actors and take secretly a propaganda poster from the streets of Pyongyang with him back as a souvenire. Also probably too broke to even fly to another country and too ashamed of his small broken dick. Only a true ralphamale could survive holidays in North Korea.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I can't believe school shooting didn't make the list.

Because Vordrak warned all the schools in Pensacola about the threat Null posed.

 

[Zeva_Adom]

Ralph has no balls so he won't do any one of those things.
He is just a scared little pig.

You will never prove that you are more free or more manly than Josh because you will never do any of those things!

 

[Ass Monkey]

I don't think there is a plane smaller than a Boeing 737 that could support the immense weight of the Gunt

Plus he would need one of those tank parachute setups

 

[Least Concern]

Re motorcycles, here's a video of a guy doing sick motorcycle stunts in Las Vegas. Now this guy's a real high roller. I bet he didn't even need to pay to get his dick sucked that night.

Yeah, definitely a bummer none of us know how to ride a motorcycle and make frequent treks to Vegas. We could line up a few cars, maybe get some buddies to hammer together some wooden ramps for us… it'd be really fun and awesome, but I guess we just could never get it to happen.

 

[twozero]

Josh is also too much of a coward to get trooned out by their FtM horse bride, also they don't even have one. Sad!

 

[Snigger]

I'm just imagining Ralph flying through the sky, gunt flapping in the wind

 

[TV's Adam West]

7. Get laid.

 

[The Crust]

We all know that moon is a Bosnian.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Build my Own Ghost Gun with a 3D printer because I can not buy a gun legally because I am a felon.