Who are you horny for?

[PUTIN MAKES ME HORNY]

I’m horny for Putin. I want him to tie me down and slide his throbbing cock into my ginormous wet pussy . All while whispering threats of a nuclear Holocaust in my ear.

 

[Cats]

Choccy Chimpe

 

[b0x]

Theres too many to choose but Sweet Erkos is up there

Spoiler: slightly NSFW

 

[JethroTullamore]

Nick Wilde.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

your mom.

 

[RollerGator]

 

[Hey Beter]

@snailslime

 

[Wintersun]

My wife.

 

[DJ Grelle]

Athletic chicks that can take a hit and continue.
Not meant in an abusive way. I was raised fairly egalitarian and while I do acknowledge that there are differences between the genders, women should be able to take care of themselves. A woman needs to be able to be practical and hard working. No sugarbabies or bimbos or princesses, but a girl with short fingernails that don't prevent her from picking up a paintbrush or a screwdriver.

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

ewwww so many 3dpd

 

[b0x]

@snailslime

I knew she had simps

 

[Queen Elizabeth II]

I do struggle to get horny. Mostly on account of having a taste for older men and struggling to find one that hasn't decomposed.

This is not an invitation Count Dracula. Please refrain from sending any further electronic correspondence directly.

 

[Meat Target]

A pilgrimage to Mecca is less Islamic than this content.

 

[Cats]

OE girl

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

something with 2 tits, 3 holes & a heartbeat

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

The only woman I can get it up for is Lady Liberty.

 

[TheRetardKing]

I'm horny for Bowser, and I don't mean Bowsette.

 

[The Token Ethnic]

I used to be horny for Swimsuit Succubus, but I gave up on her because paying for pictures is stupid.

Spoiler: Kinda NSFW

 

[Hey Beter]

I knew she had simps

2 l8 m8

 

[Reverend]

Bailey Jay