DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[ParksydeDhil]

What was the reasons for the other disaster streams? I get a feeling we might have reached a new arc. Maybe a divorce/separation arc maybe a tax fraud arc. Who am I kidding? Piggy just needed more pulls.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

What was the reasons for the other disaster streams? I get a feeling we might have reached a new arc. Maybe a divorce/separation arc maybe a tax fraud arc. Who am I kidding? Piggy just needed more pulls.

All of them are caused by the same thing, which is that Phil didn't get the money he thinks he deserves the week before.

 

[architects]

What was the reasons for the other disaster streams? I get a feeling we might have reached a new arc. Maybe a divorce/separation arc maybe a tax fraud arc. Who am I kidding? Piggy just needed more pulls.

Money…bills….the eternal battle that Phil fights.

 

[Corpun]

Ok so I am only about a third of the way through that I might have to eat a ham sandwich rant video and I need to post a few thoughts.

1) He has already retconned the fact me made over 1k on his birthday stream because he had magical taxes and bills to pay, tland that is why he can't afford a honeymoon.

This is despite the fact he claims they both forgot it was coming up, which is odd especially when it is so close to his birthday. This means he is either lying about forgetting it and doesn't care about it or lying about caring about it and needs pity buxs from his audience to make up for it.

2) He acts like ham sandwiches are a bad thing, like only poor people eat sandwiches. In the context of the statement it makes sense as he is referring to the honeymoon date that he wanted. The issue here is twofold. He both didn't set aside money for it, which I personally think means he blew that birthday money immediately and expected the next few days to cover it. The second issue is more into his mindset, with him needing something special everymeal. Blueblood Burnell can't eat cereal or a sandwich like the rest of us, he needs food catered specially for him and his tastes, it is the only reason he has as a excuse for DooDashing every day. Aside from general incompetence in the kitchen he can't even be assed to make sandwiches to eat, because he is too good for two slices of bread and lunch meat.

 

[LolCowCentral]

I wonder if there was anything in particular that set off yesterday's temper tantrum? He seemed very fixated on the money he got for his birthday stream not making a difference, so did he see the detractor restream, did one of his whales tell him they were burned out, Khet wanted money spent on her, or simply that he feels entitled to $300+ a day on top of his "marathon"?

1) A lot of it starts with his narcissism and ego. He feels he is owed this money every day. It was never their money. Its HIS. He entertains them so they need to reward him. He truly thinks he is the hardest working guy on the planet.

It's the same reason he goes on spending sprees even when he knows he shouldn't. One tiny part of his brain says "i shouldnt spend this on mobile games - i cant afford it" while another says "do it!- you deserve this!!! You can make up for it tomorrow. You work too hard not to have this."

He really thinks he deserves to have anything he wants because he is DSP with a 13 year legacy who works harder than anyone.

2) The anger is totally addiction behavior. let's be honest. He is an addict that wants to keep getting mobile game fix while living his "life of luxury"

He doesn't know how to budget. The bank leaks revealed that, even post bankruptcy, he would still overdraft. He would have itunes transactions the day before his mortgage was due. He hasn't learned anything. He even admitted he loses money from the PayPal fees of instantly transferring the funds. The man could be saving a ton a year just by waiting the 3 days.

*side note* my opinion is that he didn't realize it was his anniversary and the next day was his day off and he wanted to do something special for khet but without the funds needed to guilt trip his audience into giving more than usual.

Anyway- the anger stems from his ego thinking he deserves that money and since he doesn't have it it's frustrating. Secondly he is angry because he feels like his whales are holding out on him.

I wasn't a psychology major but I once read that anger is a second emotion that stems from a first emotion and in Phil's case that first emotion is sadness.

He is sad that he is a failure at life. He is sad he has a sham marriage. He is sad he looks like shit. He is sad he can't pay his bills and had to file for bankruptcy. He is sad that he has no friends. This is easily provable by the way he talks about it and how hard he tries to cope with it.

He is so immature that he doesn't know how to process that sadness and leverage that energy to improve his situation so he turns to anger and lashes out at his viewers.

3) The other 2 I feel strongly about...this one would be a stretch. But maybe turning 40 and being a failure is finally hitting him.

Anyways- just my two pennies. I'm open to other theories.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Blueblood Burnell can't eat cereal or a sandwich like the rest of us, he needs food catered specially for him and his tastes, it is the only reason he has as a excuse for DooDashing every day. Aside from general incompetence in the kitchen he can't even be assed to make sandwiches to eat, because he is too good for two slices of bread and lunch meat.

There's a reason why gout is referred to as the "rich man's disease".

Also, I found it ridiculous when he started his whining about his slow day "negating the pahsitivity" from his birthday streams. You know when he used that exact same phrase? The vest streak, when he had his tips total over $100 for that one particular stream, but he still wasn't happy with the amount that had come in. All the while this total was ON SCREEN for everyone to see.

 

[Chose To Be One]

If Phil makes more than $640 a week, he's doing better than he could do with any job he could realistically get.

How does he even make 640$ a week? The man gets like 200 views per stream. His channel is dead af, and he bearly makes any money from tips from his streams.

 

[Corpun]

There's a reason why gout is referred to as the "rich man's disease".

Also, I found it ridiculous when he started his whining about his slow day "negating the pahsitivity" from his birthday streams. You know when he used that exact same phrase? The vest streak, when he had his tips total over $100 for that one particular stream, but he still wasn't happy with the amount that had come in. All the while this total was ON SCREEN for everyone to see.

It's shit like that that makes me wonder if Mama Burnelli made great or at least acceptable home-cooked meals for Phil all his life and when he moved out he began ordering food as a way to continue that pampering. I'm not saying home-cooked meals are bad, quite the contrary, but with Phil instead of learning how to cook himself he just threw money at the problem and never adapted to living as an independent adult in that regard.

I mean really, how many people do you know that regularly DoorDash or want to dine out all the time that aren't either wealthy enough that they can afford it or trashy people who don't bother learning to cook? It's not like cooking in current year is hard, there are plenty of websites to learn it.

 

[Hogan of the South]

Big ups to the anonymous tipper that finances Phil's life maybe he can get that shower fixed now.

Clearly you’re not paying attention, Phil clearly stated that money is going to his “two big bills “ at the first of every month and pet supplies / not eating poor people food funds. HE NEEDS T O TAKe KHAT OUT!! Without your support she has to eat like a broke bitch!

Also Under taker is getting a special wwe champions promo poster so there’s that

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

If I think what you guys were talking about on his rant it's the video above..

A common fact Phil fails to see is that he is so far gone in paranoia, any questions that people ask about "evidence" are quickly shut down because that gives pretext that he has his house literally full of evidence of his greaseniggery in all glory of salt and cope

He goes on these shitty rants that he was kicked out from x because of y, but only through z and naht because of a,b,c which I did do everything wrong and nothing correct

Lumping Dr.Disrespect in with his woes is a also how delusional he is against Twitch because he was gone for no reason too, right?

CallofDoody is quick on the gun with this vid and yes it is some hours old but still glorious nonetheless

He just can't stahp the addiction can he?

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

How does he even make 640$ a week? The man gets like 200 views per stream. His channel is dead af, and he bearly makes any money from tips from his streams.

A tiny group of 'tards who throw thousands of dollars at him, and a larger group of 'tards who throw money at him in the belief they're trolling.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I get that they are dentheads but surely someone will eventually stop and realize the shit he says doesn't make sense.

For example: he said he was doing great on twitch and wasn't having financial issues until they removed his partnership.

When was he doing well? He had an approved bankruptcy and was still crying poor every single day.

He was absolutely doing well - except for his frivolous spending.

Oh no guys, Phil might start having to switch to ham sandwiches now since he can't go out at least once a week for a nice meal, the fucking horror. Haven't heard him trying to fish for sympathy by saying he won't be able to afford food for his family, including Jasper kitty before, so that' s new one you can add to his scummy reasons for begging for money from his viewers.

Also, keep in mind, he has far less bills while taking more money.

Man this begging from yesterday was glorious, my favorite part was when he explained how twitch higher ups kicked him out of the partnership program

“But sir he’s been with us for years and we’ve never had a problem”

I love that he made up an imaginary employee that defended him, and this fucker is as big a liar as Phil. You were banned twice dumbass

lmao. Such a clown. Mr. I-never-lie doesn't know why he was departnered but somehow knows someone went to bat for him over something he knows nothing about. Lie better Phail.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Clearly you’re not paying attention, Phil clearly stated that money is going to his “two big bills “ at the first of every month and pet supplies / not eating poor people food funds. HE NEEDS T O TAKe KHAT OUT!! Without your support she has to eat like a broke bitch!

Also Under taker is getting a special wwe champions promo poster so there’s that

Goodness gracious. I can't believe he plays this stupid game and thats where his money gets flushed to. Like no offense to TJGameBox or JamestheLesserExpress buy I don't WANT to believe it. To not only spend all your money on jpegs but also get semi exposed for it and CONTINUE to do it? No one can possibly be that dumb or addicted or MALICIOUS. I very much want it to not be true.
This MundaneMatt flagging tier. Where he knows he's doing what we accuse him of and that we have him dead to rights. But he still pretends to be innocent. It just boggles my mind.

 

[Pargon]

After the Leanna fiasco, is Phil dumb enough to let that happen again?

Depending on whether his experience involves the waiting room or a patient room, he may not have a choice.

 

[Corpun]

“But sir he’s been with us for years and we’ve never had a problem”

I love that he made up an imaginary employee that defended him, and this fucker is as big a liar as Phil. You were banned twice dumbass

Everytime he brings Twitch up he does the stupid I was banned for no reason dood! This idiot genuinely thinks hateful slurs only means when he made Jew jokes and said the N word, not all the times he has called people retarded while streaming.

I'm sure if you brought that fact up though he would berate you and exclaim how he's changed and Twitch fucked him over for no reason and you want him to suffer with no reflection on his own actions.

The amount of effort he puts into his streams that don’t actually improve his streams is astonishing

But didn't you hear him rant time and time again about how much he has improved the stream and listened to you, yes you! He had. A pahdcast now, you asked for that right? He has stickers, he has tips goals changed (still begging for 200 total though), he has layouts and designs for his stream he didn't make, he has intros!

It's YouTube fault he is still floundering despite these lifechanging improvments to his stream dude, they won't give him Superthanks and stream improvments to make YouTube more viable for streaming. Nothing he can do.

 

[architects]

What was the reasons for the other disaster streams? I get a feeling we might have reached a new arc. Maybe a divorce/separation arc maybe a tax fraud arc. Who am I kidding? Piggy just needed more pulls.

Also…I legit think he’s becoming more and more aware of his situation. It’s never been more evident that 5 people are supporting him tip wise…if they don’t show, he doesn’t hit the goals. He might end up hitting this membership deal…but it’s not looking good…so he’s very aware that he can’t grow organically.

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

A tiny group of 'tards who throw thousands of dollars at him, and a larger group of 'tards who throw money at him in the belief they're trolling.

I cheered twice...

Fuck

I mean only 100 bits each...

But still... Fuck...

 

[Genichiro]

Goodness gracious. I can't believe he plays this stupid game and thats where his money gets flushed to. Like no offense to TJGameBox or JamestheLesserExpress buy I don't WANT to believe it. To not only spend all your money on jpegs but also get semi exposed for it and CONTINUE to do it? No one can possibly be that dumb or addicted or MALICIOUS. I very much want it to not be true.
This MundaneMatt flagging tier. Where he knows he's doing what we accuse him of and that we have him dead to rights. But he still pretends to be innocent. It just boggles my mind.

Same here, dood.

There must be something Phil gets out of WWEC aside from short rush of dopamine from a full roll (?), being top wallet and guild attraction or the mindless drooling fun of powerful gem damage.
Lesser whales of more sensible priorities just whale, get nothing they want and quit. Phil still holds on to WWEC which is potential threat to his beloved "legacy".

Is winning this important to this poor dood ? I think when we finally pin the realization of accepting loss into Phil, he might just die on spot of heartbreak.

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

Goodness gracious. I can't believe he plays this stupid game and thats where his money gets flushed to. Like no offense to TJGameBox or JamestheLesserExpress buy I don't WANT to believe it. To not only spend all your money on jpegs but also get semi exposed for it and CONTINUE to do it? No one can possibly be that dumb or addicted or MALICIOUS. I very much want it to not be true.
This MundaneMatt flagging tier. Where he knows he's doing what we accuse him of and that we have him dead to rights. But he still pretends to be innocent. It just boggles my mind.

Before I even touched the Farms and knew of the Gunt, that stream was by all means and ends an epic toast to a "gotcha" moment!

But with Phil his MM moment was actually milking himself on camera... Never again will he excrete the love juice, not even for bestiality for the hors- Or just blowing Kats back out like he should really be doing to keep the marriage going

 

[LieLieFyre]

Same here, dood.

There must be something Phil gets out of WWEC aside from short rush of dopamine from a full roll (?), being top wallet and guild attraction or the mindless drooling fun of powerful gem damage.
Lesser whales of more sensible priorities just whale, get nothing they want and quit. Phil still holds on to WWEC which is potential threat to his beloved "legacy".

Is winning this important to this poor dood ? I think when we finally pin the realization of accepting loss into Phil, he might just die on spot of heartbreak.

Well from what i remember him being a whale gets him a lot of ass kissing from all the clan members that he is in the leading position of. So i guess it's a pay to win way to get (false) respect from a bunch of others gacha spenders and look like a cool guy spreading his "gaming" wisdom.