🐮 Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Useful_Mistake]

New vid by Mel. Thanks to @DarkAlien for the heads up.

Title: "Outdoor Recreation"

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

New vid by Mel. Thanks to @DarkAlien for the heads up.

Title: "Outdoor Recreation"

melvid.mp4

I don't understand what problem she solves here... Expected she'll show us how to make good liquid that'll produce gigantic bubbles (many people think soap and water is enough but that's incorrect).

 

[ShinyStar]

New vid by Mel. Thanks to @DarkAlien for the heads up.

Title: "Outdoor Recreation"

melvid.mp4

Soo... she's making commercials for major toy manufacturers? Because nothing says 'natural mothering' like shilling for big business and mass produced cheap bits of plastic.

 

[Toasty]

Those bubble maker things just make me sad. There are so many things around the house for kids to get creative and crazy with to make different size bubbles with. Slotted spoons, string, badminton racquets, as long as you have a big bowl, soap and water and an imagination you can occupy kids for a fair bit of time. Mel would rather plonk them down with some plastic junk and then advertise that she does so.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

There are so many things around the house for kids to get creative and crazy with to make different size bubbles with.

She probably doesn't know about glycerine and corn flour so her bubbles will always be small and miserable.

 

[DarkAlien]

I don't understand what problem she solves here... Expected she'll show us how to make good liquid that'll produce gigantic bubbles (many people think soap and water is enough but that's incorrect).

Pretty sure the "problem" is kids spilling the liquid and making a mess, guess she's not smart enough to teach them and they aren't smart enough to learn.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

She probably doesn't know about glycerine and corn flour so her bubbles will always be small and miserable.

You forgot about the baking powder. There's even better recipes out there though that don't have corn flour. (like the gaur gum and rubbing alcohol ones)

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

There's even better recipes out there though that don't have corn flour.

Of course. But then again corn flour can be a fun toy \ educational tool:

(of course if you are not Melinda and can actually explain why it happens)

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Of course. But then again corn flour can be a fun toy \ educational tool:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=biAOOJgvRYI(of course if you are not Melinda and can actually explain why it happens)

When my oldest was 8 we did this

 

[DarkAlien]

Of course. But then again corn flour can be a fun toy \ educational tool:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=biAOOJgvRYI(of course if you are not Melinda and can actually explain why it happens)

Well you see, that's an indoor recreation activity and she only specializes in outdoor recreation activities.
Hope that clarifies things.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Well you see, that's an indoor recreation activity and she only specializes in outdoor recreation activities.

I don't know, she seems very good at certain indoor recreation activity. Didn't she proudly post here how good she was at anal? And sex in general? That's an indoor recreational activity, right?

 

[obsdj]

Didn't she proudly post here how good she was at anal? And sex in general? That's an indoor recreational activity, right?

Maybe for YOU.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Maybe for YOU.

What would you classify it as?

 

[obsdj]

What would you classify it as?

...This may come as a shock to you despite @Baby Yoda's continual presence here but quite a lotta people have sex outdoors.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

...This may come as a shock to you despite @Baby Yoda's continual presence here but quite a lotta people have sex outdoors.

Right, but if you have it indoors, it's an indoors activity then.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Didn't she proudly post here how good she was at anal? And sex in general?

Marshall goes up her ass dry and vaginally rapes her on the rare occasions when he wants sex and she doesn't. She's not a proponent of daily bathing and, judging by his greasy slovenly visage, neither is Marshall.

None of this adds up to 'good at sex'.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

None of this adds up to 'good at sex'.

I didn't say she was. I only said she claimed she was. Or that's what I meant, anyway

 

[Baby Yoda]

Melinda have you seen a porn series called Anal Lick Fest? This bald guy named christian always anal fucks these women and after a while of fucking, the director asks he one getting fucked to push her asshole inside out so another woman can suck her prolapsed ass. They call anal prolapses Rosebutts.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

...This may come as a shock to you despite @Baby Yoda's continual presence here but quite a lotta people have sex outdoors.

Even if the act happens outdoors someone gets IN.
paradox

 

[Baby Yoda]

Melinda are you team Russia or Ukraine?

I think it's really important for us to start WW3 to protect the territorial integrity of a country 1000s of miles away that doesnt matter at all. We should activate NATO in order to secure gay anal pride parades and Islamic trannies in the Ukraine. Millions of white men should die to ensure that the democratically elected Jewish President of Ukraine, who was fairly elected after the CIA backed Euromaidan Coup in 2013, can import all of Africa into the Ukraine. Only through gay anal rimjobs, Satanic Azov Neo nazis, trannies, neoliberalism, globalism, and negative birthrates will the Ukraine survive.

Putin is literally Hitler.

This is our values and who we are.