DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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  • No

    Votos: 3 1.1%
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Gezkill dijo:
Sooo...Am I the only one thinking hes going to rage quit on Malenia?
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If he went in blind, it's the type of fast, hard hitting enemy that would make him cry tears of rage like Ludwig once did. As it stands, even as lazy as he is, he'll just read how you can literally facetank all her shit if you do some certain things and she just keels over and dies, provided you're overlevelled and overgeared enough. And he easily is.

Phil's pro strat of the jump attack spam is basically gonna work out okay for that one. It'll take a couple of tries but it'll get a triumphant snort and an "It wasn't even that hard! I've been reading she's super tough!" even though you know, we're totally going in blind and not reading guides/twitter/have a team of autists spoonfeding him info on a private discord that totally doesn't exist.

Look, I know we don't discuss much gameplay on the thread ever since the #2 spinoff, but Phil barely even plays games anymore. He just cheeses them. This is a dude who felt the unexplainable need to savescum blackjack on Lost Judgment. We can't even classify him as a gaming lolcow anymore. He's just some dude who begs on the internet with games as background noise. He might as well just start restreaming other lahlcaus.

Part of the fun with Phil was how much he struggled to appear competent at games. Nowadays he'll shamelessly savescum, cheese, read guides, and use every single thing he can to his advantage, whether it's alright to do or not. Again, guy savescummed for pocket money in fucking Lost Judgment. On Normal. He knows he can not ragequit Elden Ring without looking like a bitch, and he wants to stall it for money, At the very worst he'll summon some dentheads to do the heavy lifting for him. He just watched guides on Sifu, spoiling the whole thing for everyone since only the first session was his proper reaction to it. I can not stress enough how watching videos on how to beat Sifu makes it infinitely easier, since every enemy's gameplan is based on strings and once you learn them you're basically good to no damage all the things. Even if you decide to tank the deaths and learn the game properly, you eventually realize you can just spam weaves at Yang on every string except for two of them, and even if you don't give enough of a fuck to learn those you'll likely win by sheer insistence if you just keep going.

Phil's just not that entertaining any more. Back in 2018 when he was playing hard stuff his dentheads couldn't just carry him through, it was alright. 2016 and 17 even had some big personal drama like Panda fleeing the pigpen, and there were fighting games still coming out for him to get wrecked at. Nowadays he just plays two sessions of Virtua Fighter, gets his ass kicked, then runs. Two sessions of KOF, gets fucked, then runs back to his oddly very specific Sooper Toorboe port on PS4. Cherry picking games that are very, very easy to play. Playing almost every walking sim out there. Ducking Strive, ducking CoD, ducking modern shooters, ducking VR games.

Couple that with gaming's own evolution into this monolithic mess of monochrome manufactures where every other title is a generic open world with a brave, selfless protagonist out to save the world, or teenagers out to slay/help god in some fucky JRPG, with a budget that could make venture capitalists blush, and the advent of a new console generation generally dropping difficulty and skill floors lower than a fat grandma's tits, and you have a recipe for a pretty quiet retreat into internet obscurity. The technology, the controllers, the game design is pretty much all played out by now. Games have stopped innovating. There's not gonna be a new GTA, it feels like every genre is pretty much invented and the most we'll get is a gamemode turned into a whole game- Battle Royale, Tower Defense, Idle Loading Screen Games. Even if there is another leap in technology, namely Virtual Reality gets REALLY good, you can bet your ass Philip will not be one to adopt it, learn it, or give much of a fuck about it.

I don't think Phil will have a full board on this forum by the end of the year. Even the stuff we could discuss is just not there any more. Kat's probably still around but she might as well be dead or getting copious amounts of dick from Tyrone, only returning home to feast on some Doordashed McDonald's. Some of the new restreamers are good and entertaining, but there's way too many of them to keep up with and they're all basically the same flavour on different levels of angry. The begging post bankruptcy is just completely mask off and shameless.

Phil still sucks at games, but you can literally watch an entire film for every prestream he does, and then he'll spend the first half hour stalling anyway. It's just a ridiculous timesink. Games in general are getting easier, easy enough for even Phil to beat, and after a gaming career that has lasted nearly 30 years now, he still religiously sticks to normal on everything. Dude, Hard mode is made for guys like you. Normal is just not enough of a challenge. This is a point that gets retread every few months but Yakuza 7 really broke the pig completely when it refused to roll over and let him have his meaningless, all grinded up win after a month of tedium. Phil's just not mentally able to stomach an L of that caliber again. Back when he played Silent Hill 2 and Resident Evil 2 on Hard back to back, those were pretty much the days. It's gonna be pretty much smooth sailing into comfy obscurity from here on out. I seriously doubt anyone has the sheer amount of time required to keep up with the Pigroach now that the goldust is buried deep under 20 hours of stalling. It's just almost impossible to make a good TIHYDP any more unless you just copy paste. Fuck, even the new TIHYDPs are more about the begging and toxicity than the gameplay.

It's clear his plan is to gradually move into chill streaming 24/7. It'll be trash tier chill streaming, of course- Long, disconnected rambling sessions by a pudgy ghoul punctuated by begging and ear-piercing snorts, but I'm pretty sure if he still plays games he's sure as fuck not gonna play anything challenging. It's gonna be walking sims and minecraft streams on a solo server until he drifts away forever in a soft gin induced stupor, pockets brimming with the dahllers of the ones stupid enough to donate to him, in spite of overwhelming evidence of how it is an open scam.

TL;DR: Gaming's getting kinda boring and samey as design and technology reach their apex and all that's left to do is optimize them so they run on lower end rigs. We have photorealistic graphics now, it looks like the RE Engine is going to be able to even implement subtle muscle movement, auterism is dead because the industry has killed it, and all we're gonna get is more of fundamentally the same product just to make more money. Variety streaming the way Phil does it is dead and pointless, and he's unable to compete with early upload no commentary channels, personality driven channels, or drama channels. As there are less talking points about Phil as time goes on, his relevance dwindles. I honestly don't think his whales will stick around when he's streaming to ten viewers, and signs point to it already being the case, with his glacial speed chat and complete lack of engagement aside from the 10-15 whales he still has. I honestly do believe he has viewbots and buys views on youtube just to appear less irrelevant. Maybe one of his whales does it.

Well, I guess the real pigroach luck was the friends we made on this board along the way. Honestly, this is a good community. I've had a lot of fun posting analyses over the years and pulling apart Phil's obvious bullshit with likeminded individuals. Even though I'm mostly out of the vortex nowadays, I'd like to thank you all for the laughs and the insight over the years. This part of the forum is pretty great, even in times of khantent drought. I'll probably still lurk and post ocasionally.
 
DukeMorty dijo:
He wonders why people leave his channel or stop tipping. It is this Phil, this is the reason why you can't hold an audience of no more than 400 spergs. People see your bullshit and decide, "Nope fuck that, this guy is a scammer".
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Yeah, this is the angle I'm surprised I haven't seen more people point out about the whole situation, and it's the thing that is one of his biggest self-inflicted problems: short-term greed.

Say this guy was legit, going out of his way to throw explicit support for his Kirby streams only to see him 1) not credit him and add it towards the tips goal, and 2) ban anyone mentioning it at the time and then lying a few days later about how he 'forgot' about the tips despite people specifically 'reminding' him.

In order to scam two $25 donations and try to memory hole them in an attempt to be able to cry about low support and send beg tweets in the hopes of guilting more support for a single stream, he could very likely have pissed off somebody who would specifically contribute every time he played that game, just like a bunch of his other pigs do. Total addict shit: greedy and impulsive short-term behavior, zero consideration for any kind of long-term support / consistency.

Of course, the above only applies if someone who would give Phil $50 was a normal thinking person that would take offense at his scummy behavior. This guy will probably be back with an open wallet, eagerly looking for even more disrespect, which is likely the reason that Phil doesn't have to learn any of these lessons.
 
SauceRyuKen dijo:
If he went in blind, it's the type of fast, hard hitting enemy that would make him cry tears of rage like Ludwig once did. As it stands, even as lazy as he is, he'll just read how you can literally facetank all her shit if you do some certain things and she just keels over and dies, provided you're overlevelled and overgeared enough. And he easily is.

Phil's pro strat of the jump attack spam is basically gonna work out okay for that one. It'll take a couple of tries but it'll get a triumphant snort and an "It wasn't even that hard! I've been reading she's super tough!" even though you know, we're totally going in blind and not reading guides/twitter/have a team of autists spoonfeding him info on a private discord that totally doesn't exist.
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Yeah he seems to have an already up to snuff plan here already in case anyone who doesn't know or realize. I mean it was obvious day 1 with the golden halberd nonsense.

Here is his character now. Notice the Jump cape and omenkiller mask? Yeah it's a bad Photo.
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Lmao fucking got ya. It's actually Asmons. Weird how similar they are huh? Yeah this nigga is just a copycat. He is offering NOTHING different than what others are already doing and are way better at their job, and do NOT take months to complete the game.
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Here is his actual character.
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And you might be saying "Hey Skippy, maybe he figured out it was very good just by playing and BRaaaaaaaaaap fpfafpffpfaaaaaart pfpt~". Good counterpoint but its just a bunch of farting for the sake of arguing. I don't need to present anymore evidence on the very obvious guide reading. Let's not forget, he watches the "pros" and they say it's alright to be a complete faggot, so there you go *snort*.
 
Let me preface this by saying I have not played Elden Ring or any Dark Souls game, all I know is from descriptions of people shitting on Phil's gameplay here.

I'm watching this video @Memology 101 made of Phil fighting 'Mohg, the Omen'.
Phil keeps doing this super slow jump attack, even though it's not going to stagger the boss ever and doesn't give him a window to dodge unless his timing is perfect.
That's the only attack he does is this jump attack over and over even though it's so slow there is barely ever a safe attack window for it.

It never occurs to Phil to do a quicker attack so that he could get a strike in between all his dodges.

This boss is apparently casting some type of 'bleed magic'.
At no point does it occur to Phil that if he manages his bleed meter he can use some of the long casting animations as openings to attack.

I just haven't watched Phil play a game in a long time and forgot how incredibly retarded he is. It's this weird behavior combination of facetanking everything while also being a timid scared little bitch, like someone who acts over-the-top macho all the time to try and hide that they are actually terrified of everything.
 
Prince Lotor dijo:
Let me preface this by saying I have not played Elden Ring or any Dark Souls game, all I know is from descriptions of people shitting on Phil's gameplay here.

I'm watching this video @Memology 101 made of Phil fighting 'Mohg, the Omen'.
Phil keeps doing this super slow jump attack, even though it's not going to stagger the boss ever and doesn't give him a window to dodge unless his timing is perfect.
That's the only attack he does is this jump attack over and over even though it's so slow there is barely ever a safe attack window for it.

It never occurs to Phil to do a quicker attack so that he could get a strike in between all his dodges.

This boss is apparently casting some type of 'bleed magic'.
At no point does it occur to Phil that if he manages his bleed meter he can use some of the long casting animations as openings to attack.

I just haven't watched Phil play a game in a long time and forgot how incredibly retarded he is. It's this weird behavior combination of facetanking everything while also being a timid scared little bitch, like someone who acts over-the-top macho all the time to try and hide that they are actually terrified of everything.
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Yeah not to get too into the details here(I lied) but it's Phils typical doings of reading the cheat sheet in the back of an Algebra book without knowing how the answer came up or showing the work for it. He's told from many sources why it's strong, but he didn't do much more work aside from just blindly following it.

His insecurities and inferiority complex manifest itself in videogames like this. Soon as this jump attack posture break ez mode damage stops working, he loses his shit. Like his gameshark code for double damage just stopped working. The game is catching up in difficulty and levels aren't doing much for him at this point. Blindly jumping in without pattern recognition on bosses like this has caused him to eat so many attacks. This isn't even the hard version of Mohg.
 
Prince Lotor dijo:
Let me preface this by saying I have not played Elden Ring or any Dark Souls game, all I know is from descriptions of people shitting on Phil's gameplay here.

I'm watching this video @Memology 101 made of Phil fighting 'Mohg, the Omen'.
Phil keeps doing this super slow jump attack, even though it's not going to stagger the boss ever and doesn't give him a window to dodge unless his timing is perfect.
That's the only attack he does is this jump attack over and over even though it's so slow there is barely ever a safe attack window for it.

It never occurs to Phil to do a quicker attack so that he could get a strike in between all his dodges.

This boss is apparently casting some type of 'bleed magic'.
At no point does it occur to Phil that if he manages his bleed meter he can use some of the long casting animations as openings to attack.

I just haven't watched Phil play a game in a long time and forgot how incredibly retarded he is. It's this weird behavior combination of facetanking everything while also being a timid scared little bitch, like someone who acts over-the-top macho all the time to try and hide that they are actually terrified of everything.
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He's afraid of making mistakes, so instead he takes everything verrrry slowwwwly and forces his viewers to suffer through an absolute yawnfest. I've honestly never seen the cogs turn so slowly in someone whose job it is to play these types of games. It's like watching your 60-year old dad who casually boots up the Xbox once a week fumbling through everything.

He's so goddamn slow with the menus, looking around, making pointless observations, getting lost/backtracking. Then he finally makes it to a boss and proceeds to fight it like a complete potato despite this being the only thing he's done for pretty much his entire life. He's just not very intelligent; I don't know what else to conclude from this. He's incapable of adapting and overcoming and needs constant handholding. Could you imagine how clueless and lost he would be in this game without access to the internet and chat?
 
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Phill must not be that desperate for money if he's skipping tonight the day before his day out spending .Wednesday is going to be a guilt trip festival
 
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