Containment What If?

What if Chris(tine) was a wookiee?
What if Chris(tine) was frozen in carbonite?
What if Chris(tine) was obsessed with the color of C-3PO's arms instead of Sonic's?

1. He'd be Tardful the Wookie.

2. No one would be assed enough to thaw him out.

3. He'd be bitching about the Rarm (red arm), possibly leading to some tard rage at the local theater.
 
Give it time, He'll probably make a video about it and not put any spoiler warnings in it.
What if Chris went to school at hogwarts?

"Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow,
Turn this stupid fat hedgehog yellow!"

At which point he gets turned over to the Ministry of Magic for violating the Ban on Experimental Breeding by magically attempting to fuse a hedgehog and mouse together.
 
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