DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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  • No

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Imagine this being the guy you watched instead of Phil "I'm not using a guide you dunce!" Burnell.
Hey chat, should I ride this thing?
That's starting class INT right there. He came with that INT right out the box.
 
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Unless you cant summon people to help in the end game im not sure why we are acting like any boss will trip him up. Hes already said he will summon on boss fights if he feels like it because blah blah trolls toxic, game designed that way blah blah blah. Hes just going to look at any boss like double curcible and say; yeah this is clearly designed for you to summon 2 people and watch them kill it for you! So HABVIOUSLY im doing that!
 
Phil himself has confirmed it, no reason to wonder about it. His mom chain-smoked while pregnant and he also said he had to be pulled out by forceps. Both probably did not help with his bizarre face and head. Add the polish genes in and it was never going to turn out well for Phil physically.

Even in his young pictures where he's skinny, he has a caveman forehead, no jaw or chin, an empty stare and an oddly-shaped head.

Thankfully, he ended up with a winning personality!
Ill never get over how casually he revealed his mom smoked while pregnant with him. like everything else he says I've just assumed it was a lie for sympathy and he doesnt actually know about the potential affects smoking can have on a baby, because theres no way someone would actually admit that publicly. Its about as bad as saying you were dropped on your head as a kid...you dont admit to that, especially someone like phil who has people watching everything he says and looking for anything to explain why hes such a mental midget
 
Do any of you know what Leanna / PandaLee is doing now? Noticed her instagram but nothing more. She undeniably seems to be much happier now than with Phil.
You kind of answered your own question mate. She's quite cringy with her rabbit and it's Instagram account, but besides that she seems to be happy. If I would compare her life to Phil's, she is clearly winning.
 
You kind of answered your own question mate. She's quite cringy with her rabbit and it's Instagram account, but besides that she seems to be happy. If I would compare her life to Phil's, she is clearly winning.
True true, most wondered if anyone had more insight into her life. Anyway, wonder if Phil is thinking of her now. Not probably, Kat is the perfect passive woman he needs right now.
 
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True true, most wondered if anyone had more insight into her life. Anyway, wondering if Phil is thinking of her or if now. Not probably, Kat is the perfect passive woman he needs right now.
The last big move she did was buy a house with her very fucking likely gay male friend. An actual house at that, if I'm not mistaken, and not a middle unit condo she calls a house to feel better about herself. She got a rabbit that she treats like a child, which is right next to insane cat lady levels. She's holding an actual job that has a stable income. She goes out with her mates and from what I can tell she is single. I'm guessing the weird rabbit lady vibes are hard to ignore and deal with.
Oh mate Phil surely thinks about her, willing to bet on that I am. You know how long he holds grudges against random people for one comment against him so there is no chance in hell he doesn't hold some insane grudge against Leanna. More so if she actually cheated on him or he thinks she cheated on him, which is my theory. Massive grain of salt but if I'm not mistaken he also took Katherine to Leannas workplace or at least the store she works at when she came to visit, which is such a typical teenager cope move it's insane. Bloke married his rebound bird, which is just 🧩.
 
After watching a youtube documentary about the case of Ariel Castro I am genuinely concerned for Kat. I get that she doesn't want to be seen and DSP wants to keep her away from da trolls. But it'd be nice if she would at least pop in during one stream. Most we got were some distant conversation noises...
If she's even there, at the very least, Katherine is not wife material. She apparently hates wrestling, shot down the idea of a Christmas marathon, and didn't enjoy playing Street Fighter. Nor does she seem to like any other multiplayer games, because Droopy doesn't talk about them playing them. If this is all accurate, the problem isn't their relationship, the problem is her. Nobody who gets married and has so little genuine interest in anything social is being an honest person. I mean, I took her for a couch-surfer before, but this is even more fucked. Without even disliking her husband, she doesn't want to do anything with him, because apparently she just doesn't like anything.

I don't trust the pigroach to be observant enough to really know what she spends her time doing, but if she's there, whatever her activity is, it's solo, because that's how she always is. So she's cucking the shit out of Mr. Potatohead, with or without some LTG-looking dude to butter her biscuit. This isn't what he had in mind, we know that. May not object to the late nights spent alone with a bottle of whatever and Twitter, but he misses the days when he had a roommate to monetize.
Ill never get over how casually he revealed his mom smoked while pregnant with him.
Well, he's the same dude who filmed himself pouring bacon grease into a toilet, so...
True true, most wondered if anyone had more insight into her life. Anyway, wondering if Phil is thinking of her or if now. Not probably, Kat is the perfect passive woman he needs right now.
The only individual who lives in that hideous bald head more than KiwiFarms does is Leanna. The pigroach has never forgotten, or gotten over, anyone or anything who remotely slighted him. Like Nigel said, imagine how he feels about the woman who told the world he's an impotent idiot.
 
I think I missed something, when did phil specifically call out An1337? an1337 posted a community post on yt calling out DSP for saying he makes money off restreaming phil and some other things that came off MATI and puzzle puzzle piece-ish.

I figured that rant about detractors that make money off him was DSP pulling out the old "detractors are bad" rant from the archives from back in the SoK days. It's a very generic rant that can fit any "detractors kicked my baby" victim segment, cause unless you really piss him off ala SoK, Superhound, tut or Tevin he doesn't know or care who specific detractors are just knows people are out to get him.

I also thought that rant was brought on by him, as we know, reading this thread and the few pages about supercrazy who puts detractor content behind a paywall iirc, not An1337. I know people like him but this came off to me as the "I don't even know who you are" thanos meme with phil as thanos. At the very least I would think it's DDM which phil is very aware exists since his mod run back and tell him what people say in DDM chat.

again, unless I missed something?
 
If she's even there, at the very least, Katherine is not wife material. She apparently hates wrestling, shot down the idea of a Christmas marathon, and didn't enjoy playing Street Fighter.
My guess is she can enjoy Street Fighter just fine. What she probably didn't enjoy was the fat clown sitting next to her grinding her into dirt every round. Then half ass explaining mechanics to her to "help" her get better.
 
I know a guy on Youtube who's whole stream is just running to the end of Minecraft. He's been doing it for years. A utterly hopeless goal and without commentary is some of the most boring gameplay you could ever witness. You know why people still tune in to him? Because he's an entertainer. He understands that the game isn't going to carry itself and he has to entertain his audience via talking about his other hobbies, life events, news, etc.

Unfortunately for Phil... he's not only to lazy too do or pay attention to any of those things, but he literally has nothing else to talk/complain about outside of trolls and game developers.

After Elden Ring DSP has a huge problem coming. I don't see very many upcoming titles that will draw in his autistic audience....
 
again, unless I missed something?
Can't speak to the An1337 rant, but I don't believe for one second that the pigroach is unaware of anyone who shit-talks him on a platform he pays attention. That means he knows most of the detractor channels, a number of Twitter accounts dedicated to dunking on him, and definitely certain posters here on the Farms. He just doesn't name-drop them all (yet).
My guess is she can enjoy Street Fighter just fine. What she probably didn't enjoy was the fat clown sitting next to her grinding her into dirt every round. Then half ass explaining mechanics to her to "help" her get better.
Given the other things she doesn't like, I don't think that mattered much. I expect Droopy to annoy anyone into solitude, but with her apparent disinterests, I can no longer ascribe hers to his behavior. She's a grifter, she had no intention of being a wife, just got hitched so the imbecile would have a harder time getting rid of her.

This even applies to her not being there, because then we know the reason she hasn't divorced him yet.
After Elden Ring DSP has a huge problem coming. I don't see very many upcoming titles that will draw in his autistic audience....
He knows, that's why I've called out before that he's doing a second playthrough, along with the inevitable DLCs. He doesn't have much of a choice, and I dare him to go against that.
 
The last big move she did was buy a house with her very fucking likely gay male friend. An actual house at that, if I'm not mistaken, and not a middle unit condo she calls a house to feel better about herself. She got a rabbit that she treats like a child, which is right next to insane cat lady levels. She's holding an actual job that has a stable income. She goes out with her mates and from what I can tell she is single. I'm guessing the weird rabbit lady vibes are hard to ignore and deal with.
Oh mate Phil surely thinks about her, willing to bet on that I am. You know how long he holds grudges against random people for one comment against him so there is no chance in hell he doesn't hold some insane grudge against Leanna. More so if she actually cheated on him or he thinks she cheated on him, which is my theory. Massive grain of salt but if I'm not mistaken he also took Katherine to Leannas workplace or at least the store she works at when she came to visit, which is such a typical teenager cope move it's insane. Bloke married his rebound bird, which is just 🧩.
I think Phil is still following her Instagram. there was the story that Leanna posted about having her name called wrongly at Starbucks and Phil told that story a few days later.

And some hold the theory that Phil was actually cucked by Leanna in their last days in Seattle. You know when she left and Phil just asked "Are we still doing dinner?" Imagine that: your supposed fiance is going out with someone and you are satisfied as long as dinner is served. Holy shit. Just shows you what Phil wants: being served for the rest of his life. and if he continues his current route he will end like that rather sooner then later.
 
It feels like with a lot of games lately, there's been a string of bosses that were supposed to break Phil, only to get defeated by guide/cheese/chat handholding. It's one thing with a game like King of Fighters to say Phil is going to get bodied because multiplayer games are significantly harder to cheese since it isn't just a matter of finding something that beats the AI. I think with open world games especially, it's even easier for Phil because he can overlevel and get all the broken items on top of also having guides/videos to walk him through the fight.
DSP may be able to face tank enemies in games that we all hope will flatten him, but that’s okay. The list of games that chewed him up and spat him out is still pretty illustrious. Morrowind, Stalker. D:OS2, Flight Simulator, any racing game…

Anyone can bumble through most games if they’re stealing all their strategies and tactics from the best streamers on the internet.

After all this time he still doesn’t get that it’s the entertainer that makes games entertaining, and that it’s his choice to make a game worth watching or not.
 
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