🗑️ Trashfire 3/18/22 - Pantsu's water breaks during Ralph's 24 hour stream - Update March 22nd: Shes's Giving Birth

What's actually going on?

  • Ralph is telling the truth

    Votos: 129 19.4%

  • Pantsu has fled the crack shack and Ralph is lying about seeing her

    Votos: 249 37.4%

  • The baby is fake; they're gonna claim it was born/died off camera and never show it

    Votos: 287 43.2%
  • Total de votantes
    665
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Ethan Ralph is 5'1" dijo:
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Are these people just doing updates for KF? Do they think anyone following them on Twitter actually gives a shit?

Pantsu and Ralph not having any IRL friends to share this with is just sad.

Narr Then dijo:
I wonder how much of the decision about having a natural birth is down to doing it 'better' than Faith 🤔
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Was Faith dumb enough to share any specific details with Ralph?

If this is a competition Faith won. She wasn’t dumb enough to drive alone 10 hours away from her doctors at 35 weeks because she desperately needed baby supplies. Faith’s water didn’t break a month early without contractions. Faith gave birth to a healthy full-term baby with her regular doctor or midwife in attendance as planned.

Pantsu is in a strange hospital, with whatever OBGYN is on call, confined to a bed, being given anti-contraction drugs, to give her premie a few more days of lung development until they start pumping her full of pitocin to induce contractions. She’s knee deep in the dreaded “medicalized childbirth” that #trads are supposed to avoid. They’ve also been told to expect Xander’s sister to spend time in NICU, hopefully it won’t be needed, but they’ve been told it’s likely.

So even if everything goes as well as possible, which isn’t a given, Pantsu takes the L for pregnancy and birth. Maybe Xander’s sister decided to get the show rolling near stable grandparents because otherwise her dumbass Mom was going squirt her out in the back of a Nissan in west Texas.

Score: Xander wins round 1 against his sister and he definitely wins round 2 by not ever having Ralph anywhere near him during infancy.

Fareal dijo:
Re pain meds in labour:

I completely support people having a trial of labour, and indeed a trial of labour without any pain relief, let alone the epidural, if that’s what they want. I didn’t get any pain relief in any labour until the last one when they put the spinal in for the emergency section. It is completely doable, and I say that as a weak faggot who can’t tolerate a bikini wax. And I take the point that in the US system, the risk of intervention is higher after epidural.

What I was trying to convey is that I have no time for the people who use “I didn’t have any pain relief” as some kind of weird super mommy flex. It doesn’t make you some kind of better mother or somehow morally superior to the people who had the epi. It also makes people who bought into that feel like shit if they get tired or labour goes sideways and they get the epi anyway. It’s not a moral decision, it’s a medical practicality.

The point I am trying to make is: this isn’t a competition and there are no points for doing it “hard way”. Do what you want and need to do. Not what other people are bigging up as “correct“. if you and baby get here healthy, you did absolutely fine however you did it, and Judy McJudgerson can fuck right off.
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Right. I think the flex is stupid too. “I didn’t have any pain meds” is dumb flex only because you join the ranks of 99% of women who ever gave birth in human history. Congrats.

I didn’t think pain was the difficult part, it was the sheer exhaustion hours of labor and no sleep that sucked. I’ve had migraines that were more painful than natural childbirth

Of course, everything is a competition with Ralphamale so that’s why Pantsu trying to one up Faith in their imagined pregnancy and trad childbirth dept., and losing, is hilarious.

I have pity for poor reroll, but zero for her retarded parents. Referring to her pregnancy as a reroll for Ralph shows what a cunt Pantsu truly is.
 
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard dijo:
May does not want the epidural so that she can feel a baby touching her vagina
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Fucking wat

Mom here; when you push that baby out your body is pumped full of hormones that aid in the birth giving process. It's like you're having the biggest, warmest dump all at once. You won't even remember the kid leaving you.
 
Bonanza Jellybean dijo:
It's very unlikely he's learned anything about pregnancy or birth because that's woman shit and he doesn't care anyway.
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You're underestimating his JCaesar187 premium account and short courses in the interracial category.

And it just struck me that Ralph had her drive like 9 hours to whatever NY dump to await labour. I don't even know how to describe this, why and for what? A spat between a manlet and his Catboy Hispanic daddy? Ethan, can't just pretend to care about your kid for once and postpone the show to drive her there? I'm sure that subprime truck of yours is more stable than her whatever shitbox. I'm sure Fuentes and Steven would understand, if only you had a co-host to take your spot, you fat fuck.

This is the kind of shit tests women do, "I'll drive don't worry" actually means "I want you to drive me there", or is this just common of annoying princess Asian women? I thought equines have tough spines, how can a woman be so pathetic?
 
I took a quick peak at that freak show of RV junkie squad, and really the best I can say about Ralph is at least he kept Pantsu Party from sinking to that level.
Do we think with all the dope smoking and whatever else in the crack shack, Meigh might test positive for at least pot?
Also I don’t believe her one bit about midwives and no drugs bitch was tag teaming pregnant teens and Vegas mutt hookers, she wants the epidural. Will Ralph allow it is the problem.
 
So if Thursday is go day for induction, it will be interesting to see where gunt is come Wednesday night. The thing about being given a date for induction (or elective section, though that doesn’t seem to be planned in Meigh’s case) is that the birth partner has no excuses for failing to show up.
 
Truly Rural dijo:
I just want to know who kicked Gunt in the head causing him to suddenly start calling her Amanda. It's weird
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I guess it depends on if she’s ‘booked to appear’ at her own bowling wedding, then she is Pantsu Party. If Ralph’s using her Twitter account she’s Sadntrad, and if he’s talking about her tagteaming mutt hookers in Vegas then she’s just May. In the hospital she’s Amanda for the piss tests and DV shelter referrals.
 
So uh...can someone point out to me where the baby is on that scan? All I see is a Lovecraftian horror shaped mass of flesh.
 
John Andrews Stan dijo:
The only reason Meigh wants to forgo an epidural is so she can have the mother of all G-spot orgasms, the “birthgasm,” when that baby’s head comes through. She’s boasted enough of being turned on by the idea of sex with kids and she’s not about to waste her first chance at getting off on her own spawn.
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Guys I figured it out! Meigh is clearly a tranny, right? And the baby is never going to happen clearly.

Meigh was given the prototype for the artificial wombs for trannies that have a built in abortion blender Null has talked about on stream. She's going to wait for the head to pop out and then fire up the blender.
 
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