💥 Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

Is it time for a lolcow remake of Cry in the Dark already? Will rat dog or wild coyotes be the "bad species" this time? Place your bets now!
 
That would require Becky to stand up for principles and boycott Disney, but we all know Becky would rather admit to not being trans or disabled than to give up her Disney trips and pricey Star Wars bullshit.
She had a hissyfit about never going to Disneyland again once, a couple of years back, after they did something incredibly incidental. She took a stand that wouldn't have lasted more than a few hours, but declarative statements about how she'll never do [x] again, followed by her doing [x] again as if she never said it in the first place, are very common for Becky.

She's the sort of person who doesn't have an afternoon snack and acts like she went on a hunger strike.
 
That would require Becky to stand up for principles and boycott Disney, but we all know Becky would rather admit to not being trans or disabled than to give up her Disney trips and pricey Star Wars bullshit.
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If there is a "doubt" reaction, I'll take all of them now.

Also, every single one of us that voted in the currently displayed poll were wrong. I guess miracles do happen..
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If there is a "doubt" reaction, I'll take all of them now.

Also, every single one of us that voted in the currently displayed poll were wrong. I guess miracles do happen..
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From time to time I have this surreal feeling when I read her tweets and I can’t believe there’s anybody besides us that actually gives a fuck about anything this woman has to say.
I know why I follow her thread, but I can’t figure out why people follow her Twitter for any length of time except for entertainment.
 
"Happily Pregnant" - oh man....when life set's up the joke for you.

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LOLOLOL. Man, if this is true and not yet another lie or delusion, then I feel sorry for the cucks. If they think she is a nightmare to deal with now, wait until she's screaming about swollen feet, and back pain, and cramps, and food cravings, and REEEEEE and REEEEE

If neither of them cracks and ends up pulling a murder/suicide, it will be a miracle.
 
"Happily Pregnant" - oh man....when life set's up the joke for you.

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I note that she doesn’t say “I am pregnant,” but “I will be pregnant.” I believe that ambiguity is deliberate.

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If there is a "doubt" reaction, I'll take all of them now.
She literally took a Disney vacation to recover from a Disney vacation. She’d still go to the parks even if Disney released a film called “Why Becky Gerber Deserves to Die.” The cucks could save a lot of hassle if one of them just arranged to send his pay directly to Disney every month.

From time to time I have this surreal feeling when I read her tweets and I can’t believe there’s anybody besides us that actually gives a fuck about anything this woman has to say.
I know why I follow her thread, but I can’t figure out why people follow her Twitter for any length of time except for entertainment.
All I can think is that it’s all people like her - fake minorities giving each other zero-effort affirmation.
 
So against all reason and logic, the bank approved Becky & the cucks for a mortgage. In true basic Becky fashion, she has to go into full bragging mode about just how awesome and fancy it is.

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So, it's a newer 5 bedroom, 4 bathroom with a 3-car split garage with a pool and an outdoor kitchen. In the greater Los Angeles area.

Let's see what such houses go for on the market:
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Upwards of 2 million. This from the trio that, according to Becky, have been 1 medical emergency away from being destitute and extra costs from IVF makes her inconsolable. The same trio that supposedly took a big financial hit when Jackson's mom pulled the purse strings on them. Even if Daniel did manage to find another job and all 3 of them are employed, I have no idea how you quantify their ability to afford a place this lavish, except with a lot of extra help from the parents.

But yeah, she's marginalized and oppressed u gais.
 
So against all reason and logic, the bank approved Becky & the cucks for a mortgage. In true basic Becky fashion, she has to go into full bragging mode about just how awesome and fancy it is.

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So, it's a newer 5 bedroom, 4 bathroom with a 3-car split garage with a pool and an outdoor kitchen. In the greater Los Angeles area.

Let's see what such houses go for on the market:
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Upwards of 2 million. This from the trio that, according to Becky, have been 1 medical emergency away from being destitute and extra costs from IVF makes her inconsolable. The same trio that supposedly took a big financial hit when Jackson's mom pulled the purse strings on them. Even if Daniel did manage to find another job and all 3 of them are employed, I have no idea how you quantify their ability to afford a place this lavish, except with a lot of extra help from the parents.

But yeah, she's marginalized and oppressed u gais.
I'm sure Becky is going to enjoy cleaning 4 bathrooms and the cucks are going to have fun maintaining the grounds.
 
Don't they already have two maids and a gardener for their current place? This new one's going to be like Upstairs, Downstairs.
I guess it’s possible that Cuckson’s wealthy family came through in a big way, but it’s one thing to buy a big multimillion dollar house in one of the most overpriced parts of the US, at one of the stupidest times to buy a house, but even worse is the upkeep is expensive as shit. Can someone figure out the monthly cost for Yonah’s Forever Home? property taxes, utilities, landscaping, pool, cleaners, repairs on a 25-yo house, hoa, cable, etc.
ETA 5 bedrooms, they’ll need a lot more furniture, more expense. Maybe they’ll have roommates? Maybe they’ll start a gross cult?
 
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Don't they already have two maids and a gardener for their current place? This new one's going to be like Upstairs, Downstairs.
oh my god why are you guys so bigoted. becky has multiple disabilities, you must want her to die if you don't understand that she needs a huge in-home waitsaff of butlers and maids to carry her up and down the oppressive marble staircase in her new multi-million-dollar mansion.
 
It's fun watching her toe the line. She's just self-aware enough to realize that "actually, I'm in the 1%" will strip her of every layer of social justice cred that she's attempted to hide under, but she just wants to brag so badly that it slips out.

Personally, I think she could have pegged it as a "poor adopted girl grows up and finds success" story and still retained an audience, but she'd have to be an actually pleasant person to really pull that off.
 
Where does Daniel work now? I tried looking at his twitter but it's utterly insufferable.

Why do these horrible people keep falling on their feet?

Anyway, I can't wait for Becks to dox the new house, I love looking at houses.
 
So against all reason and logic, the bank approved Becky & the cucks for a mortgage. In true basic Becky fashion, she has to go into full bragging mode about just how awesome and fancy it is.

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So, it's a newer 5 bedroom, 4 bathroom with a 3-car split garage with a pool and an outdoor kitchen. In the greater Los Angeles area.

Let's see what such houses go for on the market:
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Upwards of 2 million. This from the trio that, according to Becky, have been 1 medical emergency away from being destitute and extra costs from IVF makes her inconsolable. The same trio that supposedly took a big financial hit when Jackson's mom pulled the purse strings on them. Even if Daniel did manage to find another job and all 3 of them are employed, I have no idea how you quantify their ability to afford a place this lavish, except with a lot of extra help from the parents.

But yeah, she's marginalized and oppressed u gais.
Keep in mind that this is Bullshit Becky we're talking about here.

She could be lying just to flex and/or misdirect us

Kind of hoping this is true, because with Becky's spending habits, they're going to lag behind on payments in a matter of months
 
Keep in mind that this is Bullshit Becky we're talking about here.

She could be lying just to flex and/or misdirect us

Kind of hoping this is true, because with Becky's spending habits, they're going to lag behind on payments in a matter of months
Either she is really ramping up the bullshit with the IVF and house, or Cuckson and Fat Fritz have made a series of horrible, life ruining decisions in the last few months.
 
Sounds like the pregnancy saga is paying off for Becky, because there's absolutely significant in-law money behind that house purchase.
I concur. IF (and I mean IF) Becky is pregnant, then it paid off and got Mami and/or Cuckson's mom to open their wallets.

Just watch how she'll "magically" end up miscarrying for the 43,978th time once the papers have been signed and the sale has been closed, and will not "try" again until they need another major influx of cash.
 
Where does Daniel work now? I tried looking at his twitter but it's utterly insufferable.

Why do these horrible people keep falling on their feet?

Anyway, I can't wait for Becks to dox the new house, I love looking at houses.

I see no signs Daniel has a new job. He's updated his previous job moves, even after leaving Riot in shame.

They keep "falling on their feet" because Becky lies. They've never been in deep financial trouble due to a combination of overpaid Cali jobs, family support, avoiding paying any pesky debts like student loans, and likely not saving for retirement or other long term goals, freeing up more cash right now for Disney Legos and weed gummy deliveries. This could obviously pose an issue with an expensive, high maintenance home.

Imagine being able to afford a $2mil house, spend a bunch more renovating it, and still complaining constantly that Biden is Satan McMegahitler for not handwaving away all of your student loan debt for your advanced degree in Aspie Game Faggotry.

The amount of cognitive dissonance Becky creates should be terminal.
 
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