Wings is dumb in general but is smart on few things that really make him more normal than someone like Boogie. Like, cars and guns, Wings comes out as a bit charming.
Boogie2988 may have raped his entire immediate family, individually.
Imagine being such an utter degenerate loser that you're celebrating pleading guilty to a violent felony, and not just that, the most pathetic, cowardly, an purely stupid violent felonies imaginable. With that one act he turned from a dude with a trespasser on his property committing probably a misdemeanor of some minor sort into a violent felon.
Classic Boogie, not realizing that no it isn't all over like a fat retard. He got a 2 year adjudication, which means he has to avoid even minor crimes for 2 years or else get pimp slapped with the sentence he absolutely deserved.
My god, he’s trying to milk something that can’t be milked. What’s the point Boogie, you were the one at fault even though you claimed it’s a “tragedy”? Frank’s the one that had a gun pointed at him you idiot.
Now you just have to deal with your failing, fat bloated body, your dwindling finances, your lack of bitches, and dying channel. Keep it up Boogster <3
There’s a guy who can help with this, a Dr Don Wario. He specializes in bimbification but has been known to take on “extreme” cases in other fields.
And a tub of frosting for desert
And a hammock of cake as a midnight snack.
