2022 Mad at the Internet Patch Sale

[Reversal]

I think the Doxfound idea is kind of cool. The example design is kinda bad though. I would probably be inclined to buy a patch if the design was clever and perhaps a bit more subtle.

 

[Michael Janke]

i have to buy a jean vest or jacket to sew the patches on.

 

[frap]

Pigeon and peppers.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Kiwi bird in straw hat harvesting singular large corncob

 

[Diet Purple Pepsi]

I've always wanted some Terry A Davis themed KF merch, ie. a t-shirt with a kosher quote of his like "I like elephants and God likes elephants." Maybe a patch with the TempleOS logo or a glow-in-the-dark kiwi bird?

 

[Double Dee]

I'm very much liking the Doxfound slogan, personally. As for other designs... maybe some smaller Ratings patches, designed to look like military rankings?

I'm also for making something pertaining to gayops, maybe styled in something like the attached image.

Also, if we know of a person who does stuff, should we directly DM you or where should we post that?

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Maybe a spinoff of the shoe cleaner brand?

 

[2lolis1cup]

i would like to see a version of this with corn and a kiwi beak in trident. The confusion it would create would be entertaining.

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

The doxfound idea is a good one, but I feel the subtler it is the funnier it'd be.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

I've always wanted some Terry A Davis themed KF merch, ie. a t-shirt with a kosher quote of his like "I like elephants and God likes elephants." Maybe a patch with the TempleOS logo or a glow-in-the-dark kiwi bird?

Null has said no Terry merch before.

 

[Enyo]

Whatever the patch ends up being, make it green and black so it matches actual US unit patches

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

im too lazy to draw a mockup but heres my concept:

Ethan Oliver Ralph
is a
KID DIDDLER


​

could go on a patch, or even a hat.

 

[Stasi]

Top text: Veni, Vidi, Doxi
Image: Slobbermutt or kiwi bird
Bottom text: Doxhound

 

[Red Hood]

What do I gotta do to be a full patch Farmer

 

[Oughtism]

Something gunt-related, Defend Portugal's Borders? American Refugees Not Welcome?

Regardless, I have faith in you Josh. Mark it up so it is worth your while (and so that it contributes to the site's maintenance).

 

[Burd Turglar]

I'm not going to pass up a nice patch to slap on my traveling back pack but I still would enjoy a shirt/hoodie.

Fuck "good company", I call people retards and faggots to their face so my shirt can say whatever.

 

[Pyre]

Let's avoid corn this time. Other lolcows exist beyond Ralph.

Would there be enough interest to do some patches for the Holy Trinity of Schizo Cows- Terry, Fedsmoker, and John Bulla? I'd really like something to comemorate them and since all three are dead I think it would be better to do something now rather than wait and have them fade further from the site's collective memory.

Terry's patch could just be the classic "You run them over, that's what you do" with a car and a glowing figure. Bulla's could be his knife necklace contraption that ultimately got him sent to the funny farm for the final time. I can't think of anything for Fedsmoker right now but I'm sure other posters can.

I've always wanted some Terry A Davis themed KF merch, ie. a t-shirt with a kosher quote of his like "I like elephants and God likes elephants." Maybe a patch with the TempleOS logo or a glow-in-the-dark kiwi bird?

Null has said a few times that he doesn't want to use Terry for profit. He's dead. Best to just leave his memory be than slap his face on products.

Something with a kiwi definitely. Maybe use a design similar to the 1st airborne calvary division.

Could definitely work out a farms themed version of this

 

[Null]

Something with a kiwi definitely. Maybe use a design similar to the 1st airborne calvary division.

>airborne
>horse
????

 

[Still Anonymous For This]

I look forward to purchasing another piece of merch I will wear around my house and never outside for fear of meeting one of you fuckers in the wild.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

I like the Doxfound patch idea a lot. Stasi’s idea is great too.