r/VolunteersForUkraine - The ManChildren's Crusade of 2022

[Fentanyl Floyd]

That's the part you got stuck on? I'm shocked at "a knife for killing". I would pay a literal Bitcoin to see some fat reddit tranny win hand to hand combat with any Russian conscript

"How do you do fellow mercenaries? I assume you've brought your knives for killing and liquid IV packets as well."

 

[WinchesterPremium]

This is a very funny mental image, and we’ve all had laughs about the redditors getting themselves killed in retarded ways, but imagine if one has a shred of confidence and actually manages to hurt or kill some poor Russian conscript bastard. Would they be horrified by the reality that they just killed an actual human being, an 18 year old kid who probably didn’t want to be there? Or would they brush it off as killing hecking unwholesome stormtrooper thanos Nazis?

It says for killing, not for fighting. It is meant to execute POWS ISIS style.

 

[HunterHearstHelmsley]

But the Ukrainians are in a worse spot I think and may use these guys as fodder for soaking up Russian MLRS.

A bunch of American and English retards getting turned into jam is probably a win for Ukraine, if it means more gibs for them.

 

[jason analberg]

I'm getting my Stalker sequel one way or the other.

I guess the Russian army got tired of waiting.

 

[veri]

i’m sure that having a bunch of smoothbrained retards whose highest knowledge of warfare is from star wars and marvel will be just great. if you were an actual soldier for ukraine you’d be at such a disadvantage fighting alongside redditors and would have a higher chance of dying by a friendly fire incident because these morons have never even handled a gun before.

i wonder what actual ukrainians think about these retards flying en masse to “help” them. you’re better off having those african child soldiers fighting for you

 

[Shidoen]

I'm still waiting for the people who want to put on Goku cosplay just for the fucks of it.

 

[TayandYou]

But... it took America + Allies a month to take Iraq. A 3rd world country half the size (population wise at least) of the Ukraine with troops that ran away instead of staying to fight.

I dunno maybe I'm dumb but I don't get it.

Part of the reason Iraq took that long is due to logistics It's much simpler to logistically support an invasion of a neighboring country as compared to one that's on the other side of the globe.

America had to ship most of their tanks over to Iraq, which is slow. Their cargo aircraft could only carry 1 or 2 tanks at a time.

Russia can roll their tanks into Ukraine in a huge ass convoy. It's faster.

 

[Samir]

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I'm sure the Ukrainian government will give all of their drone pilot jobs to disabled random foreigners with no experience in anything.

Has she considered the possibility of needing to dismount? I think in Iraq, this Bradley was hit by an RPG and the fuel cell was ignited. The entire back compartment caught fire and took out and interpreter and like five soldiers. If you get ambushed, you probably can't just chill in the vehicle.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

I don't even know where to start with this. The fact that the clothing requested is for Small/Medium, or the 'Knife for Killing'....this made me audibly laugh hard. I am very sure the Metal Gear CQC training is going to help Aggravating_Cloud kill trained military Russian soldiers. Also straight up asking for Adderall. I get this scam, very slick Slippin' Jimmy.

 

[Shidoen]

My required donation list:
Adidas Jacket
Adidas Trackpants
Adidas shoes
Rope
Ukrainian dictionary
Wolf mask (already have)
2 pounds of meth
3 pounds of cocaine
an allen wrench
a tire iron
A bowie knife
A flintlock pistol

 

[Random Internet Person]

Holy shit my sides flew into orbit. I love the fact that these people just can not help themselves from bragging about going into a foreign land to fight in a war they know nothing about, in a country they know nothing about. HURR DURR 3 MAN TEAM NEEDS A TRANSLATOR AND SOMEONE WHO KNOWS THE LAND WELL. Do these retards ever consider they are just a liability to the Ukraine army? That their clueless, dumb asses are only getting in the way? I am dying to know what is in the back packs. A compass, water resistant matches, trail mix, bottles of water? How detached from reality are these people?

You know, for all the talk of being a hinderance to the Ukrainian forces, I still like they’ll just have these Reddit forces work on their own and just give orders and let them figure it out. Unless they want to be THAT virtuous in all this and try to join the Ukrainian army full stop.

 

[Fentanyl Floyd]

Do they let blacks serve in Ukraine?

 

[WhoBusTank69]

I don't even know where to start with this. The fact that the clothing requested is for Small/Medium, or the 'Knife for Killing'....this made me audibly laugh hard. I am very sure the Metal Gear CQC training is going to help Aggravating_Cloud kill trained military Russian soldiers. Also straight up asking for Adderall. I get this scam, very slick Slippin' Jimmy.

Silk top and bottoms

Nigger what

2 filled zippo lighters

You can't mail that shit let alone fly overseas with that, retard, and why are you so poor you're panhandling for a bic lighter

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

These are the people coming to fight for Ukraine. Post-army mess hall cooks who repost photos of their onlyfans coomer models and degenerate "rate my cock" bullshit. Also mr.aggravating_cloud is getting called out for abandoning his wife and child in the US for flying out to Poland. This subreddit is full of cowmilk. I think we have hit oil fellas.

 

[Shaka Brah]

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Do they let blacks serve in Ukraine?

They're pressganging them at the border as far as I know. People in the ResetERA thread were complaining about how blacks weren't allowed to flee the country but instead got sent back to the front as conscripts. The UA government is desperate.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

My required donation list:
Adidas Jacket
Adidas Trackpants
Adidas shoes
Rope
Ukrainian dictionary
Wolf mask (already have)
2 pounds of meth
3 pounds of cocaine
an allen wrench
a tire iron
A bowie knife
A flintlock pistol

Are you preparing for a break-dance battle?

 

[Shidoen]

Are you preparing for a break-dance battle?

I was thinking a mixture with a Rambo, Scarface, and Indiana Jones combat style.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Joe warned us about a "winter of death", but it wasn't for who he claimed.

It was for the Redditors.

 

[bobatnight]

Portland you say? Hmmm

Yep definitely from Portland.

 

[Conan O'Barbarian]

Nigger what

You can't mail that shit let alone fly overseas with that, retard, and why are you so poor you're panhandling for a bic lighter

I assume they mean silk-weight. It's a thermal undergarment. Same with waffle.