💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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Jack has a tray for eating in this one that goes on the steering wheel of the car. If I ever found myself looking to buy one of those I would immediately start questioning my life choices.
Was Jack just trying to come up with his own catch phrase here or do people actually say boom doggity?
 
Jack has a tray for eating in this one that goes on the steering wheel of the car. If I ever found myself looking to buy one of those I would immediately start questioning my life choices.
Was Jack just trying to come up with his own catch phrase here or do people actually say boom doggity?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tBJSShVsCoY:181
They do not, Jack is invoking the slang of a bygone age through the filter of permanently misfiring neurons.
 
Jack has a tray for eating in this one that goes on the steering wheel of the car. If I ever found myself looking to buy one of those I would immediately start questioning my life choices.
Was Jack just trying to come up with his own catch phrase here or do people actually say boom doggity?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tBJSShVsCoY:181
This is the same type of tray table Ken Domik has. Jack can’t be bothered to take the time to research whether or not it will work with his vehicle’s steering wheel, let alone the fact that his gunt is too wide for it to work properly anyway.
 
Unpopular opinion. But Jr has the looks to be attractive. Unfortunately he's his fathers son, he's a wigger, has the dad bod and has a shit personality.
Only reason why it's unpopular is because the thread's infested with A-Loggers (and before anyone says Jack's impossible to A-Log, compare his somewhat infuriating fake Christian boomerposts to the genocidal ramblings of Bob Chipman and the actual racism of Stormfront and cash me outside). Junior is not a manlet, has an okay frame, and his face is masculine enough. Of course, he's so incredibly immature and he looks like a bitch (no squint, total smoothness) since he avoids challenge like the plague. Sadly, he could have avoided looking like a bitch had he stayed apprenticed to his grandpa.

Now let's compare Garret. Dude's just ugly. He looks like his dad, poor slob. He has terrible fashion sense and his tattoos are just horrible. Yet he's banging 7/10 QT3.14s. Why? Because he looks like a man. In fact, he looks like a man more than Jack himself. He should probably ease up on the weed, but he's got his shit together so who am I to judge? Junior's lucky he snagged a naïve girl next door who he doesn't know any better, because I can guarantee if she had met her own Jim Traynor (not even fucked, just MET) before Junior she never would've married Junior. Too bad Brianna's blowing up like a balloon, she has a cute face.
 
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Anyone know when or why Jack started cutting out the extended version of his intro?
It also brings the fat man memories when he had working limbs and was able to do a short run. Once again, all the fat man does is cut out anything that confronts his reality and consoomer comforts.
 
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What happened to staying in your lane, Jack?
That applies to everybody except him because he's a douche like his son.

Jack has a tray for eating in this one that goes on the steering wheel of the car. If I ever found myself looking to buy one of those I would immediately start questioning my life choices.
Was Jack just trying to come up with his own catch phrase here or do people actually say boom doggity?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tBJSShVsCoY:181

And of course huge bites of these things, bread isn't keto and he loves the one that had the most meat and hated the one that had the least amount. Showing that once again he's a glutton who only wants large portions and large amounts of meat in his belly.
 
Get a room and tell him to creampie you, whydon'tya?

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So...once again Jack forgets to do research on a product, this time Kanye West's Stem Player.

If the Stem does what it says it does, then it is more a introduction into production tools, as it sections off elements of the song (lyrics, bass, drums, etc) and allows for you to add effects and loops to whatever song you load. It also allows you to upload your creations for others to tool around with. At $200, it's far cheaper than getting an Ableton Push.
 
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So...once again Jack forgets to do research on a product, this time Kanye West's Stem Player.

If the Stem does what it says it does, then it is more a introduction into production tools, as it sections off elements of the song (lyrics, bass, drums, etc) and allows for you to add effects and loops to whatever song you load. It also allows you to upload your creations for others to tool around with. At $200, it's far cheaper than getting an Ableton Push.
Black face make Jack ANGY!!!!!
 
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So...once again Jack forgets to do research on a product, this time Kanye West's Stem Player.

If the Stem does what it says it does, then it is more a introduction into production tools, as it sections off elements of the song (lyrics, bass, drums, etc) and allows for you to add effects and loops to whatever song you load. It also allows you to upload your creations for others to tool around with. At $200, it's far cheaper than getting an Ableton Push.
He loved Kanye West when he released his Christian album.
 
Jack has a tray for eating in this one that goes on the steering wheel of the car. If I ever found myself looking to buy one of those I would immediately start questioning my life choices.
Was Jack just trying to come up with his own catch phrase here or do people actually say boom doggity?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tBJSShVsCoY:181
If you look at the back window of Jack's van in this video you can see the words "Not of this world" written on the glass. This is a mark from the wendigo binding Jack's soul to the darkness.

Later that night Jack heads downstairs and pulls a sharp blade from the Tuo Legacy Series knife block. He looks up and stares out into a starless night sky.

"How long has it been?" Jack askes the darkness.

"Long enough." replies the void.
 
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